Jiang Lu had once seen a post.
The poster stated he was both ugly and short, but his girlfriend was very beautiful.
One day, he asked his girlfriend why she was with him.
The girlfriend told him it was because when they were intimate, she would close her eyes and imagine herself as a noble princess, then abducted by an evil Goblin into a cave and so forth, thereby obtaining unprecedented pleasure.
Clearly, Hazmor had found her own Goblin.
Jiang Lu clapped, "Your mental state is eight hundred years ahead of this era, this is simply too cool!"
"All thanks to you, my master," Hazmor said with crossed legs and a flushed face, squirming, "You let me recognize my true self."
"Very good! Hell has Cerberus, Heaven has the Six-Winged Dog of Heaven, you all have a bright future!"
Thinking of the prosperous era under God's rule, Jiang Lu couldn't help but smile with contentment.
