***
"I dare not!"
Mai Xiaomai looked at him pitifully and said, "I was wrong, please forgive me, dear husband!"
"Don't ever think about pranking me with those disgusting dishes again."
"Mhm, no more rats in the future."
"That's more like it."
"How about a whole snake, is that okay?"
"Scram!"
Qiao Chutian was exasperated, "Then I'll definitely turn you into a snake goddess."
"How so?"
"Strip off your clothes, tie up your hands and feet, and you'd be a snake goddess."
"..."
This time it was Mai Xiaomai's turn to be exasperated, "Fine, you're ruthless!"
"Stinky woman!"
Qiao Chutian reached out and patted her head, "All day long, you only think about pranking me. Did you take that photo just now to send to Danfeng, that girl?"
"No."
Mai Xiaomai bared her teeth, "I am going to privately treasure it, slowly enjoying the sight of your embarrassed face, hahaha."
