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"What do you think I should do, hm? Are you going to kick me out of bed?"
Mai Xiaomai said with a pained expression, "Farting is like coughing; you can't hold it in."
"..."
Qiao Chutian looked at her speechless and said coolly, "Spank!"
"Ah——"
Mai Xiaomai's face flushed, and she quickly tucked her head under the covers, muffling her voice, "Maybe I should just use a separate blanket for now; my digestive system really has been having issues lately."
"No way!"
"Really? No way?"
"Hmm."
"Then don't blame me!"
At that moment, Mai Xiaomai's stomach and intestines also acted admirably and forcefully produced a fart.
It was somewhat muffled!
"I farted."
After saying that, she quickly grabbed the pillow to cover her face, so she wouldn't see Qiao Chutian's scowling face.
Qiao Chutian lifted the covers slightly...
The foul smell quickly wafted out...
"Mai Xiaomai! You did that on purpose!"
He shouted, flapping the blanket to disperse the nasty smell.