We stopped at the barbeque castle which was to host the food court
Currently we are in the realm of Grillandia(the name says everything)
the scent of smoked meat in the air and the sound of sizzling grills fills the streets, as we headed to the Royal Grill Palace. Nestled amidst lush greenery of herbs and rolling meat hills, this grand structure made up of solid stainless steel the best place if you want to have barbeque
What I have love for barbecue meat...wait I am an elf ...look I am a human who ended up as an elf if you think all elves must be vegan then you are an idiot
The Royal Grill Palace is a sprawling complex, encompassing acres of land adorned with manicured herb gardens and ornate barbecue pits. Its design is a fusion of rustic charm and regal elegance, with towering chimneys and constructed primarily of steel and stone
There's the grand Herb Garden, where fragrant herbs and spices are grown to season the kingdom's dishes; the Sauce Fountain, a fountain filled with bubbling barbecue sauce; and the Smokehouse Pavilion, where meats are cured and smoked to perfection.
The centerpiece of the palace is the Royal Grill Hall, a magnificent hall lined with golden flame grills
obviously we did the greeting part "Oh it's nothing,I just casually killed a demon prince of hell but your welcome...blah blah..."
Then we were served mouthwatering dishes in grand table carved from a single massive slab of oak-smoked brisket, platters piled high with ribs, sausages, and succulent barbecue chicken and roasted human legs was served
To the side was a live open kitchen where giant cauldrons bubble with simmering sauces, while massive grills roar with flames as meats are seared to perfection. Everywhere you look, there's a feast for the senses, from the sight of succulent meats sizzling on the grill to the sound of crackling flames and the scent of smoky barbecue wafting through the air.
We were served by humans and hotmans
This is the kingdom of meat...all manner of meat are present including human flesh which some dev put to represent the cannibalism (I politely declined the human meat dishes and informed Seig and Ur the same)
Unlike normal humans the humans in the kingdom of meat can cook themselves into hotman(hu-man evolved into Hot-man)
Disturbingly this evolution is also available for only human characters
Hot-men for most part appears as normal humans except with flame as eyes and ...darker skin colour (..Who needs tan just spent a few hours in the oven for a lovely caramel brown skin tone !!!)
Normal raw humans wore clothes made of aluminium foil
Hot-men wore thick cotton clothes to keep themselves juicy
The royal family wore gold foil (obviously they were raw since hot-men can't reproduce)
The bedroom was crafted entirely from meat,
The walls are lined with plush curtains made from strips of smoked salmon, their rich pink hue complementing the warm tones of the beef carpeting that covers the floor. Above the bed hangs a canopy fashioned from layers of tender lamb's lettuce, gently swaying in the breeze
The centerpiece of the room is the grand four-poster bed, its frame carved from hard aged oak-smoked ham and draped with silky sheets woven from strands of finely sliced prosciutto. Pillows stuffed with downy feathers plucked from the soft underbellies of plump capons
On either side of the bed stand nightstands fashioned from blocks of aged cheddar cheese, their surfaces adorned with gleaming silver platters piled high with an assortment of cured meats and artisanal cheeses.
In one corner of the room, a crackling fire roars in a hearth carved from solid blocks of smoked hickory,
At the foot of the bed sits a lavish chaise lounge upholstered in supple leather made from the finest cuts of Wagyu beef,
Then Ur came shouting that Seig was in mortal danger
It took me half an hour to find him using a rune of tracking right inside a giant golden oven
Turns out Seig had got lost in the halls for some reason in his aluminium foil nightdress (seriously what was he think)
The meat human, mistaking him for a raw boy, wasted no time in seizing him and carrying him towards a massive oven. "Into the oven with you, raw meat boy! It's time for you to be cooked and seasoned," one of them declared, (probably that's what Seig told me)
"No, wait! You've got it all wrong! I'm not meat, I'm human!" Seig protested, struggling against their grasp to no avail (he needs his hand free to use magic)
Ignoring his protests, the meat men seasoned him with summer-style citrus and spices...tied him with a few sausages(because he kept struggling) and threw him into the oven as the heat began to rise around him, Seig banged at the door with his legs and braced himself for the searing pain of being cooked alive but to his surprise, he felt no pain at all. Instead, he felt a strange warmth spreading throughout his body, accompanied by a tingling sensation that seemed to emanate from his very core.
he watched in amazement as flames began to dance across his skin, swirling and flickering like miniature infernos. Far from being consumed by the fire, he found himself imbued with its power, his senses heightened and his strength renewed
".... that's what happened " Seig finished looking at us.. from below his plate
They had liberally sprinkled him with lemon and lime zest, I could smell the sharp citrus scent mingling with the earthy aroma of smoked paprika and cumin,garlic....no stop I don't eat humans
I had a ton of things I wanted to shout in his head but I restrained myself and opened up the two lemon slices two reveal two hollow sockets filled with flames....
Ur made a sort of squeaking sound
"Why is everything orange??" Seig asked
And I must scream .....