"Mom, you..." Ding Lan really felt like she was going crazy. "You can't just buy that kind of stuff for me? Besides condoms, what else did you buy me?"
"Nothing else."
"Impossible." Ding Lan felt that her mother, as a gynecologist who treated women's issues every day and dealt with unplanned pregnancies, had developed an occupational disease of educating everyone about contraceptive knowledge.
But her mother can't just buy her man's fake tools!
It was too embarrassing to talk about.
"What's impossible?"
"There's other stuff." With no other choice in front of Song Di, Ding Lan asked boldly, "Did you buy me one of those female tools?"
On the other end, Ding Lan's mom shrieked, "Ah, so the mysterious gift from the store was a vibrator for women?"
"Mom!" Ding Lan also screamed, "Can't you just not be so weird? I'm really going to lose my mind."
"It's for your own good, don't take it lightly; that thing was a free gift from the store, I didn't buy it."
"..."
