"The God of Teaching cursed under his breath, "Just let me acquire this knowledge, and I could become the ultimate instructor for the entire universe, guiding you all forward. I could even solve any educational dilemma you face, but you fail to appreciate me, to cultivate me, so you will lose an excellent top professor!""
"What a joke, I am the representative of the Deity of Teaching!"
Professor Halley helplessly sent him away, "Alright, but I think in the new era of the internet, even your divine nature is bound to undergo some changes. Whenever your mental state improves and no longer tends toward chaos, then we will most likely hire you."
"As for the Learning Box you're peddling, that prop I've used before. Sometimes it answers questions not asked, gathering some completely unfamiliar materials and stitching them into a passage that doesn't follow logic. I think you must solve this issue promptly, or your product is very likely to be complained about."
