"You all know, after ten thousand years of wind and frost, my heart has become as cold as the frozen fish beneath the ice lake."
"And the recent years have been the most interesting I've had in that time. I never thought I could stay holed up in my Mage Tower for a month without moving my ass."
"The old days were like guarding a tomb, but now it's different. No need to wail; your wailing is useless and only serves to excite me more!"
The Grand Magician, while speaking, skillfully navigated the online shopping pages, marveling at the speed of the Universe's development every time he opened a forum page. Even such remote regions had access to the internet, and the speed wasn't half bad!
Life has become so incredibly convenient and fast—this sure beats the old Spell Teleportation Array by a long shot!
