"Crap, I bought you the genuine article."
Many Ancient Gods had the same thought pop into their heads, then they all began asking where the other had bought such a handy auxiliary tool, insisting on ordering the exact same one from the same store! And the Ancient Gods who no longer had any followers could only swallow their pride and ask other gods to purchase it on their behalf.
What made the Ancient Gods even happier was that the merchant was very easy to talk with, not only selling such convenient magical props but also promising to teach and ensure mastery of them.
Under the merchant's benevolent guidance, the Ancient Gods all bought his products, and just when many of them thought they had made a profit, their followers had lost out, the website was being built faster, and a bright future awaited everyone...!
The initial Ancient God with tentacles, who had been purposefully promoting the merchandise, quietly opened a virtual screen. He had a forum login device:
