Miss Explosion crossed her arms and scowled before feigning capitulation and deliberately saying, "What a pity. I was thinking, if you signed a contract with me, I'd help you get suited up in some dashing new armor."
Come on, no warrior can resist the allure of new armor. It's like women buying new clothes!
Miss Explosion was scheming to herself, thinking that the Holy Paladin's Holy Light Cannon was just too cool. She had to swindle it!
However, the Holy Paladin shook his head, "Armor from the Fifth Era holds special meaning for me. Thank you for your kindness, but I don't need new armor. It would make me forget who I am."
"Damn it, why won't you budge! I'm offering it to you, offering it, alright?"
Miss Explosion tried hard to entice the Holy Paladin, but at that moment, he received an email.
"[Respected Holy Paladin whom I have never met but recognize from television]."
"[With a sincere heart, we invite you to our world, to join our team.]"
