The War God said this while looking at his forum login device.
The darn thing started ringing violently again: unread messages 5, unread messages 7, unread messages 20, unread messages 77…
Without a doubt, that recent kingdom-destroying blow hadn't attracted the Volcano Messenger to top the leaderboards, but it sure startled the God of Death again!
"Oh, come on, don't panic; I was just performing surgery, look how frantic you are."
"It's no big deal; a few people dying during surgery is normal. It's easiest to save them when they're about to die, and the surgery went very smoothly. The patient didn't suffer one bit and passed away very peacefully. It also spared us the trouble of cleaning up bodily tissues and various organs. The most skillful surgeries are those that simplify the complex; why fuss with complications when you can get it done in one shot?"
