"I've already mocked him; the God of Decay is wailing and rolling around in their church, said to be because he watched a TV program."
The Follower of Ambush returned quickly, bringing important news. The latest movements of the gods in the universe can now be known without having to send out spies—just by tuning into their TV programs on time!
"What? Are these new gods so stupid as to be brain-dead? They're freely revealing their whereabouts; aren't they afraid their Divine Nations will be destroyed by their enemy deities?"
"Or to put it more bluntly, aren't they afraid we'll secretly mess with them?"
The God of Ambush was astonished: "That television..."
"Oh, I borrowed it! Their followers were dividing money, seem to have made some extra cash from who knows where, and they casually lent the TV to us. As for their deity, it seems like it will take a while to recover. When I left, the God of Decay looked like he was about to pass out."