[New store special offer, products from the Narrative Church, 101 novels at a special price, each with a beautiful cover and bookmark, knowledge from the God of Narration.]
"I want this one too, buy! Knowledge brings us wisdom!"
[Multi-purpose steam cleaner, highly recommended product from the Steam Nation, only requires three cups of water as power, and the steam cleaner will make your whole house spotless!]
"Definitely useful, buy! No more manual cleaning from now on!"
[Health calendar, love from the Unclean Church, a small divine prop of the Impure God, that allows you to freely choose dates to fall ill, even down to the precise hour, making it a great helper for requesting time off from your boss!]
"Buy! Wait, that's not right, I am the Grand Elder, who do I need to ask for time off from?"
["Stickman's Adventure in Another World"art book collection, the latest masterpiece by forum sensation [Doodle Hahahaha]!]
