Thoughts are in italics
Spoken words are in ""(may not at time as I might get lazy)
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Haaah... Finally....I finally managed to kill myself
"Well Hello there, nice meeting you Mr. Reisuke Razzendan"
"The fuck!!" I literally nearly jumped out of my skin
"Well that's not nice is it?" Said a golden glowing person that I for some reason thought to be a man
"Nice my ass, where the hell did you come from man and where is this snowland" I assumed snowland because the amount of times I saw snow in my life was so less that all I remember is that it looks white and that it looks real pretty when some blood goes on it
"Haah ... Not off to a good start are we well I am what you call a god..a primordial god" the space around us hummed as he finished his words and for some reason I thought I saw sweat drop crazily falling from him but next moment he returned to his normal state and I passed it off thinking i was imagining things as what can make a primordial god sweat buckets after introducing himself
"Ohh nice nice, but why should i ca- *ahem* am here"
If I could see him at that time I would seen him twitching his brows relentlessly
"So basically what happened is-"
"Within 20 lines please"
Stunned a bit then he thought for a while and replyed
"Well, you managed to kill yourself from the scientists who experimented on you for your abnormally efficient body's system of adaptation and us god's decided to take pity on you so you get to choose 2 god's to recieve blessings from and get isekai'd to a world of your choice and then you can choose for universes for peaceful universe collisions after reaching a certain level of completion in the current universe"
"Ohh interesting ok okay then take me to the place as I assume this isn't it as I can't see anybody here for me to choose"
"Well before that you have to give up your ability of adaptation as it-"
"Take it"
"Huh?"
"I said TAKE IT"
"U-uh s-sure" the golden figure said and soon a golden orb came out of me and he took it while his brain was still trying to get the servers on after crashing and it finally succeeded when he heard me yelling
"Yess yes yes finally got rid of that shit let's goo!!"
Although still a bit dumbfounded he understood my thoughts of getting rid of that talent of mine and said "here begins the Apostle ceremony"
As the fog around me cleared up I saw I was in the center of a colliseium type structure with god's and goddesses all over the place
"Now choose your partners"
"Uhh," I randomly choosed the goddess of felines and the goddess of existence
"Are y-"
"Yup get on with it"
" *Sigh* Okay"
*SFX of getting blessings*
"So what can I do now?"
Bastet the goddess of felines said "you can now tranform into any feline and a few more things
Rayanet the goddess of existence said "you can perfectly control your presence now along with a few other buffs which are mostly passive"
The golden figure once again asked "now then what is your first world"
"Hmm what to do hmmmm"
"Well then how about bleach"
"Sure"
A light golden magic circle appeared in the middle of the colliseium that glowed even brighter than before as the golden figure said "soul fusion"