Narrator:Somewhere far into the dark forest, is a big castle full of beautiful jewels, gold, and very valuable artifacts.Everyone fears the dark king whose name brought more fear than any name known to mankind. Steamboat Willie, Who would then be sitting on my throne, as his slaves fan him with giant expensive bird wings from a extinct bird.
Steamboat Willie: *sitting on my throne, as my slaves fan me with giant expensive bird wings* Yes, I will have all of the money in the world, nobody can stop me, I will harm anyone who gets in my way *as he would stare menacingly*.
Slave 1: Excuse me, Lord Willie. I mean no distraction, but the Ze-here honey company isn't selling their business.
Steamboat Willie: What the Hell did you say to me? I will make sure we will buy their shit, and nobody dares fucks with the mouse or they'll suffer the fucking consequences, Do you fucking understand me, Do you slave?
Slave 1: Yes, My lord Willie. I Promise you, we will get That honey Factory.
Steamboat Willie: Good Slave, Now come here and Lick the bottom of my shoe, I stepped on roaches and actual shit, just give it a lick.
Narrator: The slave would then lick Steamboat's shoe, feeling in such disgust as he licked upon his shoe.
Steamboat Willie: Now, call that Business owner and invite him over so I can persuade him to come over, and sell me his shit.
Slave 1: Yes lord Willie, I will go get him for you.
Narrator: Long in a forest full of flowers and trees underneath lays a factory of bunny workers making Honey, and many various flavors of jelly, And there's the owner, named Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh: Keep up the good work fellas, and remember Bee-happy.
Worker 1: Thanks Mr.Pooh
Worker 2: Yes, Pooh thank you very much.
Winnie the Pooh: Aww shucks fellas, oh and remember lunch is at 12PM.
Worker 1: Yes sir.
Narrator: While in the forest there was a shadow appearing over the trail of rabbit footprints, and a man came with the name of Black Snake with a height of Six foot and two inches, who has ninja weaponry and Tactical gear.
Narrator: Black Snake wears a black body suit with snake scales like feature, and was hired by Steamboat Willie to Sabotage or assassinate Winnie the Pooh.
Black Snake: These footprints are still fresh and leads to the underground, that's where that fat little bear is.
Narrator: While black snake sneaks in the factory killing animals and blending in with the shadows, Winnie the Pooh was in his office enjoying his favorite jelly sandwich.
Winnie the Pooh: let's see first I'll need two pieces of bread with some Peanut butter, Grape jelly, Orange Marmalade, then Peach preserves, Apple jelly, and finally Alot of Honey ontop.
Narrator: As Winnie the Pooh sits down and eats his sandwich, Black Snake sneaks inside the office taking a seat and watches Pooh eat.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh my goodness, I didn't see you there, what are you covered with, and also how did you come in?
Black Snake: That doesn't matter bear, I came from the mouse and we are here to negotiate.
Winnie the Pooh: Why? After how the mouse treat others with evil and awful acts, oh dear he sure isn't good at heart, I just want to help out the animals and give them homes, all he does is enslave them, what if I pay you the Triple amount of what he's paying you.
Black Snake: That's a deal, that's be One hundred-fifty thousand.
Winnie the Pooh: Sure thing
Narrator: Back at steamboat Willie Castle, Willie was pissed that black snake isn't working on the negotiation between him and Winnie the Pooh.
Steamboat Willie: You gotta be freaking kidding me, I knew that human was a snake. This is outrageous I can't believe this crap.
Slave 1: I'm sorry to hear that my lord, maybe we should take over another company.
Steamboat Willie: You giving me commands slave? Huh?
Slave 1: No sir, I was giving ideas.
Steamboat Willie: Oh really? Then dungeon, executing you and turn you to glitter.
Slave 1: No, my emperor please I have a family, wife and kids.
Steamboat Willie: Nope, I don't want hear your damn annoying mouth, get your ass out. Guards!!!
Narrator: As the guards take the slave to execution and turns him to glitter, steamboat Willie had a tantrum.
Steamboat Willie: You gotta be fuckin kidding me, I'm so gah damn tired of they shit.
Narrator: Back at Winnie the Pooh underground business, He thought of a plan to give Steamboat Willie exactly what he wanted, Honey. He had his workers working on the new project.
Winnie the Pooh: Alright Fellas, Is it ready to launch?
Worker 2: Yes sir
Worker 1: I'm currently locating Steamboat Willie Castle and aiming.
Worker 3: Ready to fire, when ready Mr Winnie the Pooh sir.
Winnie the Pooh: Fire Now
Narrator: Winnie the Pooh fired the giant water balloon Filled with expired and no good honey all over Steamboat Willie Castle.
Steamboat Willie: Oh you have to be freaking kidding me, they're pissing me off, I shall have my revenge soon or later.
Narrator: As Steamboat Willie enters the secret safe room, Winnie the Pooh celebrates the victory with lemonade, sandwiches, with some honey.
Worker 1: What should we do now Poo, won't Mr.Steamboat come back to get us?
Winnie the Pooh: Don't worry about it, it'll take a few weeks for him to remove all of that honey, we have everything under control, we just need to plan things before something happened.
Steamboat Willie: Since he wanna put honey on my castle just till he see phase ll of my plan. Revenge will come winne the pooh just you want. Slaves call in the army, we will prepare to strike understand that?
Slave 1: Yes lord Willie, I'll inform them.