Darkness
I felt no pain
Beep
"Hello"
I turned, still seeing nothing.
"Who are you?" I asked.
The voice sounded childlike.
"You forgot about me already?" The voice said.
Something about that voice felt really familiar. I searched my mind for anything. Something clicked.
"Patrick"I said
"Well yeah" He said. I could basically feel him rolling his eyes
"What am I doing here, wherever that is?" I was honestly panicking a little.
"Straight to the point eh? Doesn't matter, you will know soon enough"
"Either way I needed to deviate you from where you needed to go to explain this, and to thank you" He said
"You are dead. Should be pretty obvious by now." It was not "You also saved me, Also pretty obvious. The important thing is this: I am god. Well not like the god you know. I am the god of Life and Death. I was born at the same time mortals were"
"Then I'm Michael Jackson" I said. There was no way a god would be riding a plane to Los Angeles. Also, how could you even save a god?
"Michael Jackson is great. I love that guy always singing up here. Anyways I was riding that plane" I was surprised as I never told him I was thinking about that" to Los Angeles because the other gods are big jecks. They think they can prank me just because they're a couple thousand years older!" I heard clenching.
"Calm down me" He said
"Anyways I needed to get to Los Angeles to go back to heaven or the afterlife, at least that was the deal. I think they played a little dirty, buuut the plane started crashing. You saved me and made me go over the border, and for that I give my thanks. As such I will reincarnate you into a world of magic and wonder." Pause "Trust me that even makes me cringe"
The words made me cringe.
"Patrick I need some help with this mortal here!" Said another voice
"Coming!"
"Oh well i'm out of time so catch you on the flip side"
I heard a beep and he stopped talking
Then I heard screams and saw light
I felt incredibly wet
I saw the ginormous white cliffs on each of my sides that were my mothers thighs.