"Nope. One thing is sure about what I am though; I am one hundred percent human."
That was a lie. Naruto Uzumaki is an alien. A blonde-haired, tan-skinned alien.
"Do you have a sacred gear?" Beowulf asked.
"What's this? Interview the blondie?" He asked while sipping his tea.
"Hmm…" Everyone was lost in thought trying to figure out the blonde.
"Well… You guys have overstayed your welcome. It's time to leave."
All the devils present were gathered together in Naruto's living room in a group, ready to leave via a teleportation circle. Serafall took one glance at the blonde and nodded at him. Grayfia gave a bow with her poker face. Souji looked away disinterested and Beowulf grinned at the blonde before they disappeared with style using a magic circle that left blue sparkles in the air.
Agatha whispered something to Dulio's ear as she fiddled with the hem of her skirt. It was pretty obvious that the angel wanted to stay with the blonde ninja.
"Well, I'd love for us to meet again on friendlier terms," Dulio said, extending a handshake which Naruto shook.
The strongest exorcist really wanted her to do as she pleased but protocols required them to return to base and give accounts of their mission.
Agatha stared at the ground and one could see that she was reluctant to leave.
Naruto walked up to her and placed a hand on her head. "You can come to visit anytime you want, Clumsy Angel. My doors are always open for you."
Agatha's face lit up and her angel wings spread out of her back.
"Whoa,"Yuri exclaimed with astonishment. The sight never gets old.
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Now that the goodbyes were out of the way, all that was left was one goddess and four humans in the Uzumaki mansion.
"Sensei, is this how you live?" she asked, slurping bowl after bowl of ramen.
"I'm living the life, Yagi," Naruto replied, his face dipped into a bowl of ramen.
"You know what? I'm going to have lunch in your house on a daily basis from now on."
"What's this? A restaurant? A hospitality establishment? A catering center?" Naruto asked, dropping his bowl on the table
"No matter what you say, I'm going to act like a spoiled brat," she replied, blowing raspberries at him.
"Look at those two ramen monsters go at it," John sighed, munching on a sausage roll.
Martha was busy trying to look inconspicuous as she sipped on orange juice.
Gaia had her mouth glued to a can of beer, smiling to herself.
Little by little, the blonde was gaining people he could call friends. It'd be perfect if Kuroka was here but sadly, it's been a month since the black Nekoshou paid them a visit.
Naruto dropped the last bowl of Ramen the same time Yuri did. "Oi, Yagi! What about your father?"
Yuri wiped her lips with the red woven sweater she wore and glared at her sensei. "How many times do I have to tell you, my name is Yuri!"
"Don't worry, it'll grow on you… Eventually." Martha began the sentence and John finished it.
Yuri sighed at the mention of her father. He was alive and physically fine but something has changed within him. He seemed more like a person now.
"He's doing fine, Sensei."
"Hm. I see…"
Yuri stood up and packed her auburn hair in a loose ponytail. "Thanks for the meal, Sensei," she greeted, and made her way towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Gaia asked.
"To my new part-time job, mom," she replied. Gaia reminded her of the mom she never had. It was a weird feeling, and she just stuck to calling her mom because she was the most mature and most responsible out of the whole bunch and it just felt so right to call her that.
Yuri slammed the door behind her and she wasn't gone for long before John's phone rang as a notification came in.
"Pass me my phone," John ordered his baby sister, earning a glare from her.
Martha glared at her brother. Why wouldn't he just get the dang phone by himself? It was just a few feet away. She complied, nonetheless.
John swiped his phone open, punched the password in, and swiped down his notification inbox. His face morphed from curious to freaking excited. "Yes, alright! Go put on your best clothes and shoes! This guy here is buying y'all expensive steak." He pointed his thumb at his chest.
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the police. Why did he get the feeling that John was doing this entirely out of altruistic reasons?
"Ohhh… Alright, John."
"How does the steak house in Tokyo sound?" he asked, feeling as if he was doing them a big favor.
"But that's far." Martha didn't want to rain on his parade but she had to state the obvious.
"But these guys can teleport!" John pointed at Naruto and Gaia.
Naruto was chewing on a nut he got from the garden when John pointed at him.
Naruto stared at the policeman with a blank face before his brain registered what he said. No! He'd be damned if he sullied his father's baby just because some friend of his wanted to eat steak.
The Hiraishin was a fearsome jutsu capable of killing thousands, teleporting a whole Ten-Tails Bijūdama, not some kind of instant bus service.
"So, we're buying subway tickets, right?" he asked, staring at Gaia who nodded her head at the idea.
John raised his hands indignantly. "I can't believe you guys."
"Maybe because you're new to the whole superpower thingy but it gets pretty boring when you abuse your powers for the most mundane task and life becomes… Dull," Naruto replied, zoning out all of a sudden with Gaia following suit.
"Fine, how does 7 PM sound? It's already 5:50 PM so we have two hours to prepare."
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1 hour 10 minutes later.
Everyone was garbed and ready to go out and celebrate their Victory.
Gaia wore a red strapless gown that accentuated her heavenly curves. John was trying his best not to stare was caught a few times only to receive a smirk from the mother goddess.
John wore a white shirt on a brown blazer and cream coloured pants.
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