The only thing slowing down the process was Kurama who was still pumping the last of his chakra into Naruto. The other Bijūs had sacrificed all of their chakra and had fallen into a deep stasis.
"Come on, come on, come on!" he screamed as golden chakra burst from his body and the crack widened enough for a Hiraishin kunai to pass through it.
"I'm coming everyone!" He screamed mentally as he threw his father's famous Kunai into the crack
"Hiraishin no Jutsu!"
Swish
He was gone in a flash.
The blonde escaped death in the Dimensional Gap Into the unknown.
The crack in space closed up.
He never saw the huge red western dragon comparable to the size of the First Hokage's wooden statue coming nor a little girl dressed in a Gothic Lolita outfit looking at where he was with keen interest.
The little girl could feel the huge amount of chakra left behind by the creature that invaded her home and it felt... Human. But no human could have survived in the Dimensional Gap.
"Someone strong was in the Gap, I will need their power if I'm to remove Great Red from my home," she mused.
"I will find you, stranger."
(Scene change)
The moon was out in a certain town in Japan when a crack in space, the size of a human head, opened up in thin air. A three-pronged kunai came out of it and stuck itself into the ground and a heavily bleeding body appeared right beside the Kunai.
"I made it, I survived."
The blonde Uzumaki couldn't move but he was grateful he made it out of there alive. His eyelids were getting heavy and all he just wanted to do was sleep for now. His partner's voice congratulated him before he became unconscious.
"You did well Naruto," Kurama commended the unconscious blonde.
An event that happened once was happening again. The mindscape was getting darker and darker while Kurama couldn't stop his own eyelids from closing. It's alright, now that they were back home, or so Kurama thought.
The nine-tailed fox's pupils dilated a fraction when he sensed something was wrong.
"Where did the Hiraishin kunai send us to, Naruto? This isn't Konoha."
Kurama knew everything was wrong when he sensed no chakra in the people living in this 'place' nor did he sense the Shinju or the massive chakra network created by Madara using the Mugen Tsukuyomi.
"Damn it Naruto, where did that Hiraishin kunai take us, and what was that jutsu?"Kurama wondered how Naruto was able to create a crack in space in the first place before he closed his eyes, completely out of chakra.
(Time skip: Two years later)
"Aww... I'm bored guys," one Naruto Uzumaki sighed for the zillionth time that day.
"Kurama... I'm bored..." he whined.
Kurama, the strongest of all Bijūs really wanted to unleash his greatest Bijūdama on the blonde menace and the crappy apartment they called home but refrained from doing something like that because the last time he and Shukaku had a misunderstanding, they ended up destroying their former apartment while Naruto was out on business.
Something bad happened that day, something really bad.
Oh, Kurama still remembered that day like it was yesterday. The blonde descended on them like they were a bunch of teenagers and the pranks that followed... Oh God, Kurama and Shukaku lost a part of them that day.
"Just ignore him. Just bear with it, Kurama. At least until reinforcements arrive."Shukaku, sleeping beside Kurama in his chibi form, communicated with his brother telepathically.
"I don't think I can take this anymore Shukaku," Kurama voiced out telepathically.
"You have to, Big Bro, I don't want to be in his crosshairs. You do know what happens to those that get an insignia of a bullseye with a spilled ramen cup on it, right?"
Kurama just had to endure because he loved his sanity.
Whoever's marked with the 'revenge of the fallen ramen' sign is doomed for life but luckily very few people knew a way out of this predicament and what was the remedy you ask? A sacrifice of 1,000 Instant ramen to the ramen god Uzuramen was required. Of course, people thought this an urban myth because no one could find out the identity of the ramen god.
Anyone that tried to investigate Uzuramen became a living shell of their former self.
"Kuramaaaaa... So bored!" the blonde Uzumaki wailed.
"Kurama~" Naruto called out his partner's name in a singsong voice.
"Shit! This is bad. Where's Saiken when you need her?." The Kitsune was already sweating bullets, looking for a way out of the pickle he was in.
Saiken would release this certain nerve-calming gas whenever Naruto blew a gasket and it was pretty effective; plus the fact that Saiken had a pure record out of them all helped her case too. She was in Naruto's grace. The damn slug's never broken a thing in this shitty house. How she did so was a mystery to the orange fox.
"Oi, Shukaku, would you help a brother out?" the nine-tailed fox called for help.
"Don't drag me into this, man."
"Come on, I'd do anything."
"Every Bijū for himself is the Number One rule of this apartment."
"Damn it! ok, think, Kurama, think! What if I gave him a target? No, I'm not that heartless. Wait... Maybe this could work."
"Go enroll in a school or something." Kurama, the ever lazy fox, has once again saved its hide.
"No! I'm not cut out for school!" Naruto refuted.
"Then go get a job, boy. Last time I checked you had 9 mouths to feed."
"You lot don't need sustenance!"
"Then get us out of this crappy apartment!"
"I'm still sore about our old house, you rotten fox."
"Go visit the old man in that ramen shop you frequent so much."
"_"
Naruto froze when he remembered the old man wanted to tell him something; something important. And just like that, the blonde was out the window with a black muscle T-shirt under an orange leather jacket with the words "ORANGE IS AWESOME" styled at the back and blue skinny jeans with orange sneakers.
Praise ye the logs! Now that Naruto was out of the way, Kurama wondered where the adult magazine he was reading disappeared to...
(Scene change)
Everything was going normal in De'lit ramen shop today.