The pizza delivery boy went up the stairs and into the apartment. He rang the doorbell a few times, but no one answered. Out of boredom, he tried the door handle. To his surprise, the door was unlocked. He entered inside and found a woman dancing sexily in the living room. He saw her dancing to a man in a bear costume.
"That bear is high as shit."
The bear heard him, saw him, pulled out a gun, and blew his brains out.