'haha, look at their reactions. i love it' i jump off the roller and bowed "salutations villains and heroes alike, i am wild card. here to preform a show for your very entertainment, "
"A show!?" Shigiraki spat out, his eye's narrowed onto me "What kind of fucking joke is this?" he scratches his neck vigorously, he then smiles all the same as before as the Nomu's head and brain regenerate's
"Not a joke, Shigiraki. It's a spectacle. A dance of power and a display of whats to come. oh And it looks like your pet is back to get the show started." 'some of yall might say "erm actually, the Nomu couldn't survive that" and to answer that STFU but yeah, they cant. but i can buff people. so i buffed the Nomu's regen, so that it is like perfect cell's regeneration. (such as only needing a singular cell to regenerate. why you may ask, TO SHOW OFF obviously)'
A/N stop the fucking 4th wall brakes
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"Grrr, NOMU ATTACK THAT WANNA BE MAGICIAN"
The Nomu roared (nuh uh, he screeched) and charged at me, in a blur that all could not see it was slamming its arms into my head, but confusion hit the monster first as i was no where to be seen. until it got sent flying into the floor and grinded against the concreate making a trail of dirt behind.
i flick my head over to shiggy "is this the best your pet, can do~, disappointing. i guess this performance would be oh so bland with me in it."
Shigaraki's face contorts in rage, his hand scratching at his neck furiously, drawing blood. "Nomu, get your useless ass up and destroy him ! Grrr, show him the power of the LEAGUE OF VILLAINS."
the nomu stood up with its back having a large dent, though that dent was healed up in seconds. it rushed at me but i smacked it with my cane making it stagger, Shigiraki now seeing it for a seconds shouts at me "HOW, HE HAS SHOCK ABSORPTION. HOW ARE YOU DAMAGING HIM, ITS CHEATING" he whines like a little bitch baby.
"oh, having a tantrum cause thing's didn't go your way, how childish. but if you MUST know. its " I punch the entire Nomu's torso off with a manic grin. "Too WEAK." Shigiraki watching this in shock and slight fear "Y-YOU-- "
i laugh and twirl my cane staring at him in a non serious manor, like he isnt even worth my time "yes me, You've seen my skills my power but that is not even a fraction. while what you haven shown me is what i would call A DISAPOINTMENT, and that is all you will ever be~"
Shigiraki actually getting nervous but still angry as fuck shouts "YOU MOTHER FUCKER, JUST BECAUSE YOU BEAT NOMU DOSENT MEAN YOU HAVE WON THIS, MY SENSEI WONT LET YOU LIVE THIS DAY ON. JUST YOU WAIT, I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN." he then looks around, up at the front doors and gets more nervous
"damn him, where the fuck is kurugiri!" panic sets in for him as he realises as he is fucked with out kurugiri "oh, is the little guy with the hand fetishes panicking cause his teleporter is missing, well don't worry, he is out of commission for now. didn't want him to interfere now did i"
Shigiraki steps back "Grr" he tries to say one more thing but the front gates SLAM open and a big blond oof is at the door, "I AM HERE" i turn around and see allmight, not smiling. i smirk as i see him stare me down. 'now lets see how he will crumble'
A/N this is much more shit than the last, and shorter than tanjiro's families screen time. sos