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Chapter 30 - before the first battle training

after composing himself after i gave him some 'helpful' advise All Might told us that we were doing combat training like in cannon. we all went to our respective training rooms and got changed. i decided to yoink Gojo's fit because i (author) am lazy.

((the city that the building is at))

(also, Izumi in this timeline has a better hero costume, like the one in s2. but a little bit scuffed)

kaminari came up to me with his hero costume and said to me "woah, your costume is like really simple and bland. still looks cool though." he gives me a thumbs up "you look like a . . . a gangster . . . but a really shitty one"

"All Might sensei, what are we doing here, this is the fake city from the entrance exam. are we fighting robots like in the entrance exam?" Iida robotically asked. "we are not fighting robots. you see, most fights you see on the news take place out side however statistically most battle's and operations with dastardly evil doo'ers happens indoors, truly intelligent criminals stay out of the lime light and hide in the shadows that is why for this exercise you will be split into teams of 2. then pit against each other with one team being good and the other evil in an indoor battle."

the students start to announce there thoughts "isn't this too advanced?" "will we be expelled for losing?" "will you be splitting us up by skill or random chance?" "isn't this cape fabulous"

All Might looks at the class with sweat on his head "I wasn't finished talking" he says will clenching his fist into the air.

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all might pulls out a little book and starts to explain the exercise "listen up, this is the situation you will be playing out. the villains have hidden a bomb some where in there hide out, the heroes must try to stop them by either capturing the villains or recover the weapon by touching it, the villains succeed if they last for 10 minutes or capture the heroes. those are the rule's for this situation." he pulls out a box that has the word "LOTS" on it

"now lets get going, we will chose teams through drawing Lots!" four eye's ask "isn't there a better way" Izumi response to this for allmight by saying "think about it, most heroes on the scene don't get to choose their teammates and will have to go with who ever is at the scene, this exercise will make it easier to make a plan on the fly. " i notice that all might has a happy look on his face saying in a quiet "thank you" while he is covering his mouth and looking away. 

team A - Izumi and ururaka

team B - shoji and icy hot

team C- shiro and crafting table

team D - Pomeranian and fake sonic

team E - alien queen and cheese man

team F - koda and perv

team G - dumb and ear jacks

team H - frog and edgy

team I - tail guy and hagakuri

team J - red haired shark guy and tape guy

(nick names hehe. )

i look at the lots and kinda celebrate that i got Momo instead of someone basic like . . . tail guy (she got a shit ton potential energy of having good reactions) 

(watching room)

the team's where chosen and the Izumi vs Pomeranian is the same as normal but. i may have switched it so that i would be facing daddy issues. since it would be fun to shit talk him. i mean shit talking bakugo would of been fun but Izumi needs to fight him so he would become more . . . pleasant to be around, anyway I'm getting off topic a bit.

i walk over to Momo "good morning Yaoyorozu" she turns to me and gives me a polite sophisticated smile. "good morning to you too shiro, it seems that we will be working together for this assignment" "yes we will" i take a pose to make it look like i was thinking "i noticed that you had a creation quirk. how does that work" 

Momo face lights up before going to a slight smile and starts to explain it to me, probably thinking that this might be a chance to get a real friend since i seem interested in her and her quirk. (sorry girl but are going to not going be having a good time by being friends with shiro.)

after she explains i say to her "oh you use lipids as an energy source. could make food?" i ask the only actually question i have to her "yeah i can, but there would be no taste to it. tried it and gave it to a friend as gift . . . " she trails off "we weren't friends after that" 

holy shit how bad did it taste . . . i wanna try it. no wait no. "aw well that's too bad. what things can you make . . . can you make . . . a gun." her face morphs into a state of shock "No, I can't and Even if I could, it would be highly illegal with out a permit." right i forgot Japan is really pissy about gun's. "ok . . . how about something like a flash bang" 

she looks at me like i was Jesus "omg that is an amazing idea" wait i just realised, bakugo the living embodiment of terrorism is completely legal and does not need any tests. but a gun is where we cross the line.

before i could question the governments stupidity Allmights booming voice over the intercom 

"All Right Lets Begin the indoor combat training"

i guess i'll watch what happens in this fight. 

(change of POV)

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A/N you know. i just re-watched no game no life. i forgot that one of the mail characters names was shiro. so i might wanna do a side story of that anime. anyway see ya in like 5-10 Business days

Hey, i made a new story, same mc but not op And in a fantisy world with a system very similar to the gamer system.

Its called. A troll's isekai adventure.