After a restless night I drift into a calm slumber
I'm in my yard tending to my flowers with my gloves on. For some reason I feel the urge to go on a walk so I start walking down the street. Though the signs seem nonsensical and repetitive I continue to a park down the street. I eventually get to a steep hill and I can see the entrance to the park at the bottom.
After I finally arrive I see a nice partially shade rock under a tree where I decide to rest after the tiring journey and begin to relax on my phone.
After a while someone comes up behind me and demands my wallet. I told him I didn't have my wa) as I was only on a walk but that I could show him a trick instead. I picked up a stick and threw it into the air, as I watched him look up at the stick I noticed he had a knife so I kicked them in the crotch and took it.
As they fbegan ell to their knees in pain I threw the knife into a nearby tree and simultaneously kick them in the back of their knees sending them to the ground. Then I immediately kicked them directly in the chin.
After that I began to walk home through the park when I spotted a stray cat that I had named Stu. After playing with him and giving him some leftover snacks I had in my pocket he walked home with me where I was suddenly awoken with a onslaught of loud obnoxious barks.
My package was delivered.