In fact, Su Mu regretted it as soon as he said it.
He clearly knew that Snake was not easy to mess with, so why did he have to say something sexy?
DNA like an instinct .
Because he couldn't stand chapters without breaks.
So facing the angry Snake, Su Mu responded decisively,
" I will definitely arrive early this weekend! "
If you agree to be a volunteer for Snake (it sounds nicer than a drug tester), you can at least survive until the weekend.
But if he didn't agree, Su Mu felt that he might not survive tonight ...
Of course, this is just an exaggeration. Snake will not really kill him, at most it will make him feel uncomfortable.
But Su Mu didn't want to be secretly noticed by Snake. He was not Elysia, and he had super invincible affinity that could compete with Snake.
"... Remember your words, little guinea pig, I will definitely entertain you ' well ' when the time comes. "
Snake stared at Su Mu for a long time, then showed a sneer and emphasized his tone when he spoke.
" Yeah, I understand. "
Su Mu nodded nonchalantly.
It's time for Snake Classic to say harsh things again.
If it were an ordinary person, he would probably be frightened.
But Su Mu won't.
Because he knows very well that according to Mobius's character, if she really wants to do something to you, she will definitely not say it, let alone express her danger and aggression in advance.
This is the so-called barking dog does not bite, and the biting dog does not bark.
Therefore, the power of Snake's harsh words is almost the same as Elysia's saying "I hate you the most."
Or is it--
Snake: " Elysia, you will regret it! "
Elysia: " Mobius, I am the Herrscher! "
Anyway, no big deal.
" You are just as annoying as Elysia ... get out of here. "
Seeing that Su Mu didn't take his cruel words to heart at all, Mobius was so angry that he could only make another note to Su Mu in his heart and wait until the weekend to settle the score with him.
And she had only experienced this kind of frustration with Elysia.
It can only be said that Su Mu and Elysia are truly a pair of bad friends! These two bastards are working together!
Su Mu immediately ran away without looking back.
Looking at Su Mu's retreating back, Mobius stood there with an uncertain expression on his face, not knowing what he was thinking.
After a few seconds, she suddenly reached out her hand and pinched her chest gently.
" Asshole ... you dare to say that my breasts can squirt ... even if they are a little smaller, they are still very soft! "
Mobius made a dissatisfied and depressed complaint.
She is still a girl after all.
Even though she is called a monster or crazy, she still cares about her age, her weight, and ... being called grandma by Griseo.
And how could Snake not be annoyed by Su Mu's severe blow to her pride as a woman?
You must know that the female residents in the Golden Courtyard have better figures than the other. All of them have forward and backward curves, fair skin, beautiful appearance and long legs.
As for her, her figure can only be compared with that of Gratitude. Sometimes when she goes out to buy clothes, she will be kindly taken to the children's section by the clerk ...
pain! It hurts so much!
Maybe ... she should get herself a perfect body worthy of her status, a mature woman's.
Mobius's snake eyes flashed with a strange light.
" Aunt Mobius, I've changed my clothes. "
Griseo's voice came from behind.
Mobius immediately stopped his messy thoughts, rubbed his face, then turned to look at Griseo, showing a helpless smile,
" It's Sister Mobius ... let's go, Griseo. "
.....
Su Mu couldn't help but sigh when he thought of the ' confrontation ' with Snake just now .
My luck seems to be a bit bad today.
Thinking that Snake could not watch the live broadcast, he said a few words in the live broadcast, but unexpectedly, Snake was actually caught.
Fortunately, I got a message from the little angel Griseo today, so I got some compensation.
Su Mu had a headache at the thought of going to Snake's laboratory as a volunteer on the weekend.
Although this is not a world that is collapsing, no matter how defiant Snake is, he cannot make him look less like a human being, but the potion made by Snake ... to be honest, I am not afraid that it must be fake.
Although Su Mu has not personally experienced the power of the Snake Potion, there are many ' victims ' in the Golden Courtyard .
For example, Brother Kalpas, when he had a cold before, he took a cold medicine developed by Snake, and the cold was cured on the spot.
It can be said that the medicine cures the disease, and the magic hand is a miracle doctor.
But at the same time, he was mute for three days.
Also, Pardofelis had a headache once before. After taking Snake's medicine, the headache was cured on the spot.
But at the same time, her hair also fell out.
Although the hair grew back quickly later, the psychological shadow this process brought to the cat is difficult to describe in words.
Anyway, from then on, Pardofelis never dared to go to Mobius's house to buy goods.
Snake medicine is always like this. You can't say it has no effect. On the contrary, it has a great effect.
But every time it is accompanied by some weird side effects, which is really difficult to deal with.
It is precisely because of this that in the Golden Courtyard, the medicine developed by Snake and Weiwei's invention are both known as the two taboos of the Golden Courtyard.
Indescribable, indescribable, and unobservable.
Anyway, I saw that I was right to take a detour.
Su Mu felt like he was a weak rabbit that was about to become the master's test pet.
But Su Mu is not without a way to target Mobius.
At worst, he will bring Griseo there too. With Gratitude here, Mobius won't go too far even if he wants to punish himself.
' good aunt ' in front of Griseo .
" This is your weakness, Dr. Mobius. "
Su Mu grinned and relaxed a little.
But then again, I have already been so unlucky today, there is no way I will encounter something more unlucky, right?
Such thoughts flashed through Su Mu's mind, and he couldn't help but laugh and shook his head.
" You're overthinking it. How could there be anything more unlucky than meeting a snake? "
Soon, Su Mu returned home.
There was no one at home. Su Mu glanced at the clock on the wall and estimated that Bronya wouldn't be back from the company for half an hour.
So Su Mu first went to the bathroom to put hot water in advance, and then went to the kitchen to prepare tonight's dinner.
He and Bronya cook whoever has the time, but most of the time Bronya does it because she likes to watch Su Mu eat the food she cooked.
The dinner was quite sumptuous, including garlic pork ribs, fried pork with green peppers, beef curry, and the indispensable beet soup.
These are home-cooked dishes and are simple to make, but they still take a lot of time. A beef curry alone will take at least half an hour to stew.
Half an hour passed quickly, and Su Mu, who was busy in the kitchen, soon heard the sound of opening the door.
" I'm back. "
A familiar and gentle voice sounded, that was the lover of Su Mu's life.
" Welcome back. "
Su Mu walked out of the kitchen, looked at the Bronya who was taking off his shoes at the door, and smiled.
Originally, they were a Mao girl and a Chongguo native, so they didn't have the habit of saying that I was back.
However, when they were still at St. Freya Academy, Bronya developed this habit with Mei, and it also affected Su Mu after living together.
" Amu, I am your fan! "
Bronya took off his shoes and didn't even have time to put on his slippers. He just stepped on the floor with his white stockings and rushed towards Su Mu.
Although Bronya usually looks aloof and domineering outside, but at home, she is a super annoying little fairy, and she often likes to play tricks with Su Mu, such as the current Feipu ~~
" Hey! "
Faced with his wife's coquettishness, Su Mu naturally opened his arms without hesitation, took the Bronya firmly into his arms, and followed the pressure of the Bronya to sit on the sofa behind him.
" Hehe ... I can finally smell Amu again, I feel so relieved. "
Bronya hugged Su Mu's neck, sniffing Su Mu's body like a puppy, with a satisfied blush on her pretty face.
She was still wearing her work OL clothes. She took off her small suit jacket and hung it on the hanger at the door. She only had a close-fitting white shirt on her upper body, and a black hip skirt on her lower body, and a pair of white silk calves. Tightly entangled with Su Mu's legs.
The white shirt highlighted Bronya's beauty very well. When the warmth was pressed against Su Mu's belly, even Su Mu, who had experienced many battles, couldn't help but think of pi silently to keep himself calm.
Looking down from Bronya's back, it's a different scenery.
The black butt-covering skirt makes Bronya's perfect peach form an alluring heart shape. The delicate black fabric is like the whisper of the devil, making people unable to help but want to touch the forbidden fruit of Adam and Eve.
Whenever someone says " Nothing is perfect. "
Su Mu (opening his hand): Bronya is number one in the world!
" I haven't showered yet today. "
Rubbing the Bronya's head, Su Mu suppressed the anger in his heart and said angrily.
" It doesn't matter, it just smells like Amu if you haven't taken a shower. "
Bronya said without hesitation, not caring at all that if her words were spread outside, the news that Bronya was a pervert would probably top the hot search list on the Internet in an instant.
Su Mu was not surprised by this. After all, he and Bronya had been together for so long. What had the young couple never done before?
It was just a smell, they had done many more perverted things than this.
" Today is another day of hard work and Bronya needs a reward. "
The Bronya raised his head with an expectant expression.
As for why she changed her name to Bronya again, it was because she found that Su Mu seemed to like her habit of calling herself Bronya.
So at certain times, Bronya would change herself back to her previous self-identity to increase the interest between the two.
" You work so hard , aren't you all the Heavy Rabbit doing things for you? And you're squeezing the Heavy Rabbit every day, is that really okay? "
Su Mu rolled his eyes and complained in a dumbfounded way.
Sometimes Su Mu felt that the heavy-duty little rabbit was miserable. He had to be crazily squeezed by his master and work twenty hours a day.
I also have to write programs, modify programs, do dubbing, make music, modify original painting models, work as a secretary ... and so on.
It's called Super Klein.
" It doesn't matter. Not long ago, I asked Einstein and Dr. Tesla to upgrade the version of Reinstalled Bunny. Now it is Reinstalled Bunny plus version, which is equipped with a more advanced motherboard and processor. She can completely Competent for high-intensity work. "
" Wow ..."
Su Mu mourned for the little rabbit in his heart. With such an owner, it would be too gentle for the little rabbit to not cause an omnic crisis.
" Bronya, from now on you should give less work to the heavy-duty bunny. At worst, you can hire more people. "
" The main reason is that I can only feel at ease if I can do things with the heavy-duty Xiaotu ... But since you said so, Amu, then let's do it. "
Bronya agreed with a smile, and then continued to wink at Su Mu,
" Amu, reward ~~"
" Hey, I really can't do anything with you. "
Su Mu was complaining, but there was already a smile on his face.
The next second, he held Bronya's perfect and delicate face and kissed it gently.
Tasting the taste of Bronya's lips carefully, it was even more heart-pounding than when Griseo kissed her, and joyful emotions emerged from deep in her heart.
Bronya's lips had a faint orange smell because she was wearing orange-flavored lipstick today, and Su Mu liked orange.
Of course, if Bronya changes to mint flavor tomorrow, Su Mu's favorite will be changed to mint flavor again.
Because it was a light kiss, neither of them paid much attention to communication other than lips and teeth.
If it had been a tongue kiss, they would have been in bed by now.
A few minutes later, Su Mu and Bronya separated. He looked back at the beef curry that was still cooking in the kitchen. After thinking about the time, he said to Bronya,
" Bronya, do you want to eat or take a shower first? The hot water has been put on. "
" You know my answer. "
Bronya licked her lips, smiled slyly, then bit Su Mu's chin and licked it gently,
" Amu, we haven't done anything for three days ~~ According to the agreement, tonight we should ..."
" I know, but let's eat first. Aren't you hungry? "
He tapped Bronya's forehead with his index finger and pushed her away. Su Mu was angry.
Their tenderness is no less than this moment.
" Well, it's all up to you, let's eat first. "
Bronya got up from Su Mu reluctantly. Before leaving, she didn't forget to take another bite of him, and then went upstairs to change clothes.
Su Mu returned to the kitchen and continued cooking.