" Pfft—— , why are there so many official jokes today? "
Elysia said a little dumbfounded,
" My good Su Mu, you have vomited all over your mouth, what can we say? "
" You can also call me ' Hill ' . " [TL/N: I think theres a CN joke here, in other CN fics this always seem like a laughing point]
Su Mu said with a smile.
[Fuck, Hill, right? Diary warning! ]
[Should I say she is worthy of Bronya? She actually discovered the existence of Veliona when she was in the orphanage, but she also trusted Seele very much. If it were anyone else, she might have to ask clearly. ]
[I feel like Bronya is very good at it. When facing the tsundere like Veliona, she can kill with all kinds of direct shots. As expected, sincerity is the best weapon to deal with the tsundere. ]
[It's a pity that Bronya Lili's power was robbed, and now he can't get on the car and take Seele for a ride. ]
" Speaking of which, although Veliona seems to have killed a bunch of dolls, it doesn't seem to have caused any substantial harm to them, right? "
After recovering from the surprise of Veliona killing everyone, Pardofelis scratched his head and said with some uncertainty.
" Well, it can be seen from the fact that they don't care about their own death . As long as they don't destroy all a thousand dolls, they seem to have a way to replenish new ones. "
Su nodded and said,
" The biggest problem now is that Bronya's power has been taken away, and if they want to deal with the Dominion Herrscher, they have to find a way to enter the Dominion Theater first. It's impossible to rely on dolls to pull them away every time. Go in. "
" In that case, the crisis is still not over. I feel that the Thousand Herrschers this time are mainly too troublesome. They are like flies. They are not strong, but they can disgust you, and they are also difficult to kill. "
Elysia gave a fair evaluation, and this statement was unanimously recognized by the audience in the live broadcast room.
" But now the Herrscher of Dominance will definitely not dare to drag Seele into the Dominion Theater now, right? "
Pardofelis said with a smile,
" After all, no matter in terms of strength or mouth, she is no match for Veliona. "
" Don't be too happy. If she gets used to controlling the power of the Herrscher of Reason, it will still be very troublesome. "
Elysia shook her head.
" So, Bronya is the only one who was injured in this wave? Brother Su Mu, are you really not being mean? "
Pardofelis looked at Su Mu and smiled teasingly.
" Don't be embarrassed. In Honkai Impact III, my favorite character is Bronya. How can I breastfeed her? "
Su Mu said seriously with his chest raised.
Of course, if you like breasts, there is actually no conflict.
This is just like how he cries when he plays HI3 himself, but laughs when he sees others playing HI3.
" But how do I remember that you said last time that your favorite character was the Herrscher of Knowledge? "
Elysia looked at Su Mu with faint eyes, as if looking at a scumbag.
" There's nothing wrong with that. Bronya is my favorite wife character, and Herrscher of Knowledge is my favorite daughter character. Is there a problem with this? "
Su Mu continued to be confident.
As a captain, it's natural to have a few ' favourites ' .
" Well ....."
Hearing this, Elysia and others were speechless for a moment, and were all defeated by Su Mu's shameless spirit.
Then Seele returned to the room and chatted with Red Seele, and the air was filled with a happy atmosphere.
In the end, Seele failed to introduce Red Seele to her friends because Red Seele was shy ... No, it was because she was not interested in Seele's friends.
Taking care of Seele alone is enough trouble for her, and she doesn't want to take care of anyone else.
Well, she said that, and the players just listened to it, and they all understood it anyway.
The final scene returned to the Domination Theater. Under the gaze of a thousand puppets, in the center of the Domination Theater, a puppet standing on the judgment seat knocked down the hammer in his hand.
[ " Silence, silence, now let's formulate the next strategy. " ]
Once the words are spoken, the game is over.
Looking at the settlement interface that popped up, Elysia couldn't help but frown.
" What bad things do these nasty dolls want to do? "
The narrator's description of a thousand dolls also confirmed Su's analysis from the side.
If they don't kill all these thousand dolls at once, they can still continue to add new dolls.
" I feel like the Herrscher this time will be very difficult to deal with no matter what bad things he does. "
Pardofelis rubbed the head of the can and said worriedly,
" As long as they spread out and cause destruction all over the world, no matter how hard Schicksal and Anti-Entropy try, there will be nothing they can do. "
" Yes, as long as they don't die all at once, there will be a steady stream of puppet armies to cause trouble to society. "
Su nodded and said in a deep voice,
" Unless Anti-Entropy and Schicksal can find a way to enter the Theater of Dominance, this Herrscher of Dominance will be a scourge that is difficult to deal with. "
" It doesn't matter. Sister Kiana and the others will definitely find a way to deal with the Herrscher. "
Compared to everyone's worries, Gratitude is particularly confident in the protagonist group.
But having said that, there is nothing wrong with this. After all, this is just a story. Su Mu cannot be so crazy that Kiana and the others fall to the Herrscher. They can definitely find a way to deal with the Herrscher.
But what really worries Elysia and the others is how many knives they will suffer and how many characters will die in this process ...
After all, the candy they ate before was too sweet, and based on their understanding of Honkai Impact San and Su Mu, how sweet the candy they ate before would be how painful the knife behind them was!
Thinking of this, Elysia couldn't help but look at Su Mu and asked hesitantly,
" Su Mu, tell me honestly, will there be a knife in the plot later? "
" Yes, I have. "
Su Mu admitted generously.
Anyway, no one would believe him even if he said he didn't have a knife. It would be better to admit it openly to save some image in the minds of the players.
Although he probably doesn't have much of an image anymore.
" You admitted it too quickly ..."
Elysia was speechless.
" Don't worry, although there is a knife, it's only a little bit. "
Su Mu pinched his thumb and index finger together and made a ' little bit ' gesture.
" I am more moved. Just look forward to the plot this time. I can guarantee that this plot will definitely be the best story among all the plots in Honkai Impact III so far. "
The gold content of Su Mu's words can be described as extremely solid.
You must know that even in the previous world, Chapters 23 to 25 of the three main storylines of Honkai Impact are definitely excellent plot chapters in the hearts of all captains.
Xin Yan's knife back then brought back many captains who had retreated.
And after playing Chapter 25, there are very few players who can't help but burst into tears.
Because in this plot chapter, Kiana will usher in her complete transformation!
If there were meteors in the sky, Kiana just learned to take responsibility, but when the thunder pierced the sky and crossed the dust, she learned not to sacrifice herself easily on the grounds of mission.
In the chapter of Xinyan Eternal Burning, Kiana learned to inherit and grow, accepted her past, and truly became a warrior to save the world.
So not only players, but Su Mu are also looking forward to this plot.
He was looking forward to what kind of expressions Elysia and the others would show when they saw Himeko-sensei return.
How many packs of tissues will they use by then? It's really exciting just thinking about it!
" Really? "
After hearing Su Mu's confident speech, Elysia expressed her doubts.
She didn't doubt the quality of the game plot that Su Mu said, but she doubted his statement that there weren't many knives and it was more touching.
Based on her understanding of Su Mu's urine, although this guy was telling the truth, he might have deliberately omitted some important parts to make people misunderstand.
Deceiving people with the truth is Su Mu's specialty, so now, how could Elysia easily believe Su Mu's words?
Question first, question later!
After some small talk, Elysia exited the main plot and returned to the bridge interface, wanting to continue playing activities.
However, a game announcement suddenly popped up, reminding her that a new small activity had been unlocked.
Elysia clicked in curiously and saw the title of the event.
"Xie Er's One Day Adventure".
" Eh? Su Mu, what is this? "
Elysia suddenly became curious.
" Just a daily plot activity, similar to the last Thunder Theater, you can treat it as part of the main plot. "
Su Mu explained.
" I see, then I have to take a closer look. "
Elysia's eyes lit up and she clicked in without hesitation.
Anyway, if it's a plot event, it definitely won't take much time. Once you finish watching this, you'll have time to play the event again.
Soon, with Elysia's click, the title of Seele's one-day adventure gradually spread out on the screen, and then the screen turned to show Red Seele.
I saw the cute Veliona sitting on the sofa, with a big # on her head, looking at the picture on the TV in front of her with an unhappy face.
And the picture on the TV shows Bronya, Seele, and Kiana eating desserts together.
" Wow! So cute! "
Elysia couldn't help but cry out, her eyes full of love.
The reason is very simple, because in this event theater, Veliona and the others are all Q- version images, and the Q- version villains, how can they not be cute?
[This familiar painting style reminds me of Doll Academy. ]
[Veliona is so cute! Haha, it seems like she is jealous again? ]
[I just like to see Veliona jealous! Modo Modo! ]
The viewers in the live broadcast room also started talking about it.
But this is just the beginning.
Then the screen showed to Kiana and the others. The three of them were chatting and eating cake happily.
However, the approach of Seele and Kiana aroused Red Seele's jealousy.
[ " Ah ah ah, don't get so close! Stay away from her, stay away from her! " ]
Seeing Veliona being jealous and crazy around Seele, the players couldn't help but smile like a standard aunt.
They really enjoyed watching this kind of plot!
One word, happy!
Then Bronya saw Seele's little notebook. Seele said that she likes to record her beautiful memories in words and save them. She also specifically told Red Seele that this was her own diary and she was not allowed to peek.
This attitude immediately made Red Seele even more angry. After losing her temper in the small dark room for a while, she looked at Seele again.
Then she heard that Seele packed a mousse cake and suggested to Bronya and Kiana to eat cake together tomorrow.
[ " Huh? Who agrees to your casual appointment again! What's the point of going to a shabby coffee shop? Go there every day! " ]
Veliona paced back and forth in the small dark room angrily.
[ " What if I go tomorrow and make an appointment to continue going the day after tomorrow, wouldn't that mean ... No, absolutely not, I don't agree ! "
" Hahaha, I never get tired of seeing Veliona's jealous look. The more I watch it, the cuter it becomes. "
In Sirin's live broadcast room, when they saw Veliona being helpless and furious in the small dark room, they all bent over with laughter.
" Hey, no wonder when I played with Seele before, I felt that she was a little weird sometimes. It turns out that Red Seele was jealous. "
Kiana laughed loudly.
" Although it's rude to say this ... but Red Seele who is jealous is really cute. "
Mei Yi covered her small mouth and smiled uncontrollably.
" Have you ever felt that Red Seele is like a resentful woman who watches her husband having sex with other girls? She can only hide in the dark and be helpless and furious. "
Sirin grinned and said in a wicked tone,
" This wave, this wave is the tauren's ecstasy. "
[Grass! Is the tauren too naughty? ]
[No, no, no! It's just a matter of eating a cake together. It's too outrageous to involve a tauren, right? ]
[Where are the tauren? I purely love the God of War and kill him directly! ]
" Wait a minute, if that's the case, wouldn't the tauren be myself? "
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Kiana pointed to herself in confusion.
" You are not allowed to say such weird things, whether you are a tauren or a tauren. Let's stop this topic. "
Meiyi patted Kiana on the head angrily, and ended the topic with the momentum of Aunt Mei.
And in Siberia in the distance, when Red Seele in Seele's body saw this plot, she immediately realized that something was wrong.
" Is this guy Su Mu finished? "
Veliona gritted her teeth and looked at herself on the game screen like a resentful woman with a face full of embarrassment.
If Su Mu were by her side now, she would definitely take over Seele's body without hesitation, then trample him under her feet and let him lick her feet, humiliating her severely!
How dare he write about himself like this!
How could I be so arrogant! She is obviously the most frank, right? !
And she really doesn't like Seele, she just cares about her because she is her own personality.
Why does Su Mu always write that he likes Seele and act like he likes her so much?
This is Chiguoguo's slander!
How will she face Seele in the future?