In a room inside a bed, I clenching and opening my small cute hand, while thinking of! So this is how reincarnation works, it's just gaining consciousness faster than any other person, but I can't use my body at all, like for example,I can't talk and I can't move, I can only think, but that's because of those people (father and mother) have been putting me in near death situations since I was born, like throwing me into an high current river where I started sinking while they argued with eachother! I said we should climb an hill with him, no he needs to learn how to swim, hill, swim, hill, swim, wait where his he (haaaaaaaa) he is sinking! what, no, no, no, what should we do, you are the father so go save him, how, then she held his cloth pulling him up with it her hand yelled by swimming damn it! But, but, but what, i don't no how to swim, so she stopped holding and jumped into the river where she swam to save me.
(Reality) it was a pond, where his mother and father left him floating in then he started drowning.
and if I could talk, I would curse so much that they wish they never conceived me but, now I just have to grow and survive before they really ki** me! Looking through the door of their child's room are the (mother and father)! Do they really think I don't know they are there (huh), This gives me a chance to test my new skills.
You maybe asking yourself what new skill am I talking about, let me explain since ancient times in my old world, babies were one of the cutest things before cats and dogs, okay, okay you must get what I'm trying say, so I'm just going to show you.
So altid stood us from his bed where he was sleeping and looked at his two parents, then jumped up on his bed twice till he fell down and started laughing (haha haha haha), then is dad and his mum standing at his door looked at eachother, then said to eachother, he can now stand, I didn't know, me to, then what's now happening he was just born two weeks ago! Hmm, and I've never heard of a two weeks old baby learning how to sleep, said Altid's mother, me to, but, but wait , it maybe your genetics, yes i just remembered, that's what maybe going on it's my genetics, because I learnt how to walk three weeks after my parents gave birth to me, and my father learnt how to walk a weak after he was born and his father when he was born! Wait so that means it's all good right, yes, I think, okay no need for us to continue this conversation, why, look at him (altid), seating up and looking at them, spewing from his cute little wittle mouth, (ghu ghu, gha gha), he is so cute! Then the two ran to their son to hug him and try to make him sleep, yes it worked my new skill actually work, now do you old bags see my great, awesome power, in reality (ghur ghu gha gha) while holding his mother's index finger, while she says, wow he his so cute, yes he is, said the father while he walked out of the room, where are you going, somewhere, are they, no need to worry just watch our child and don't think about them, for us please, alright but be careful, I know (close)! now....i am going to make you guys wish you never came here, he said while he grinned (he he).
In a peaceful forest, dark tall muscular beings, with their legs coated in hair with two horns, on the right and left side of their heads(minotaur) then their heads started exploding, but they keep walking through the dark cold forest holding their gu jian, to their goal.
Battalion lieutenant sir (bowing), stand up and talk, yes SIR (standing up), so have we reached the place, hmm (sweating), talk child, okay sir, there was a trap and most of the soldiers were killed, approximately what, I would say atleast fifteen, (sigh) that's good, (thinking) "he is so great even if fifteen of his men die he considers it good, wait doesn't that mean he as a plan, like the great plan of Ranshao grove where he defeated a one thousand dogri army commanded by the great commander liyu of the se" child, oh lieutenant (SHANGDI), (SI elzario) sir, then he started walking away back to HIS GORGOLORN But he stopped to ask, so how is my squire (gebryal) doing, oh you mean my brother, yes, sleeping in an extravagant red bed is a boy covered in blue spots that keeps getting bigger and hotter if he keep's living, (Mrs Adrica) is my brother getting better or it's not still working, I don't think I can say, why do you keep saying you can't say, I can't say, is it my father, I can't say, then who is stopping you, I can't say, aren't you my father's thing, I can't, he hem, (JYEMEAL)....JYEMEAL....JYEMEAL, ACHRION! walking towards JYEMEAL,so... you still think you have the right to talk to me, then he started holding JYEMEAL up by his jaw, now you can not even consider yourself a nobleman! Child, child huh JYEMEAL, (still bowing) oh SIR SI it's nothing I was just thinking, alright now go back to the company and tell them it will be finished soon, yes sir, and he starts walking into the dark forest, then just disappeared.
Stretching and opening his left hands palm and scream (ATTACK)! Then all the minotaur started running towards their target (a cabin), which Altid's father is standing in front of with a long sword, roar! Kill the enemies, yes kill them! They've appeared, then he reappeared at the back of one the minotaurs and swang his giant sword and beheaded it, then all the minotaurs stopped trying to attack the cabin and all ran towards Altid's father, so are you guys ready to die by my strong hands and do you even know who you are attacking, I am the great, oh my bad they can't actually hear me, since he killed the first minotaur, time started going slower, or he just got faster, so let me deal with you all before you even get a chance to move, so he started walking towards another minotaur grinning and laughing (ha ha) you are dead, (slice) cutting through the minotaur from the head down (bleeding), next you (slice) and you (slice) I will kill, kill, kill all of you (slice), now just keep dying, now you are next (swing) what (clank), but has he swang is sword time went back to normal and with a quarter of a second the minotaur blocked, then pushed back him and and his sword! So time is back to normal , sorry I must now quit playing around and kill you all
(standing) attack and kill them (ROAR ROAR) then three minotaurs start running at him with death in their eyes (swing) huh how, ask that question in hell (beheaded), then he ran towards the second minotaur, who swang his sword creating a air blast Altid's father dodged it, huh, ask that question to hell, no I won't die here (swing), take this bastard, but he slit through the minotaur's stomach disemboweling the minotaur while it held it's organs and fell!
Now do you all see I can keep doing this for as long as I want but I'm going to give you a chance to run, but if you dare attack i'll disebowel or behead, if you don't want to go to hell and have another chance to see your wives and children, however the disemboweled minotaur, bleeding from his stomach, used all it's energy, to run towards Altid's father with it's palm opened, and ready to kill, i will kill you, with all my strength, hate and anger even If i die i will keep trying to kill you, bastard, hmm, noticing the minotaur Altid's father turned around and held his sword with both of his hands smiling, then he held his sword above his head and swang it at the minotaur (burning swing), I will not die, I won't, will I die, but I don't want to (gasping for air), please (mummy) I will not do this again, alright ajarahan now let's go home, home, I want to go home (gasping for air), I want to see mother, mother please forgive all my sins, why did you do something bad, yes I did, alright I'll forgive you because you are now mine forever, and ever (haaaaaaaaaaa).
Retreat, yes retreat, but....what about the lieutenant, to hell with him, he is just a bastard that stayed back and watched as we all kept dying, yes, let us all retreat, no run to where ever you want to...but never step foot in your country, said Altid's father, why are you helping us, just keep running, thank you great sir! Then they all ran back into the dark forest, (clank clank clank) an armour is clanking, it seems be their leader, wait what, he is at my back, so he jumped forward then turned his back to look at the lieutenant, "are you (GLARIOUS (K) KLIPIDE)", and altid's father replies saying "yes and who are you".