I went back to you with my head directly above you, saying "Admit it, this was the most peaceful yet action-filled thing we have ever done in a library"
"Of course, all thanks to your horny ass, and mine"
"You're welcome, as always."
"Thank you for making me skip another day without reading, dumbass"
"How could you-" I realized we both are not whispering to anyone and speaking loudly enough to be heard by 20% of the people inside the library.
One middle-aged man was staring at us and we both made our way out, you half walking running 7 meters ahead of me while I sped behind you.
It was drizzling outside and I gave you my scarf had in my big pocket saying "Take it, I wouldn't need this since my hotness could cancel out the cold"
"It seems like you wanna burn this scarf with my hotness"
"One rotten apple spoils the another. But here rotten refers to my hotn-"
"Yeah yeah I get it, I don't need an explanation like you ask for explanation every 7 lines you read in Harry Potter."
"The only reason I ask for your explanation is so that you would feel useful around me and wouldn't lower your already lowered self-esteem."
"My self-respect, self-esteem, pride, and every good confidence and hope in life I had in me has dissolved the day I married you."
"You can't dissolve something which doesn't exist."
"And you can't give a good comeback since your brain doesn't exist."
"Yeah, after seeing whom I'm married to, I guess I don't have a brain. Makes sense"
"You never had it in the first place dumbass"~. Thus we just ridiculed each other until we went home, and jumped on bed in a room with a heater, removing all clothes and giving each other hands, and thus slowly took a nap while cuddling, naked.