I climbed the chair, placing the bucket on the top of the door , only leaving a small place for people to peep in, one push on the door and down goes Mr Johnson.
God knows how much I hate that dude, I badly wish I was Medusa , who could turn him into stone just by staring at him but trust me I'd be worse , I'd turn him into stone and fucking break him into pieces.
*Now everyone be quiet, this plan has to turn out right* I said with an authoritative tone to my classmates as I climbed off the chair. God , this will be so much fun, I can't wait to fucking see the look on his face.
Sounds of footsteps echoed in our silent hallway, I guess Mr Johnson is on his way our classroom, I smirked as an evil gleam flashed through my eyes.
Three...
Two....
One....
**Bam** The loud sound of the bucket dropping echoed, My classmates all burst out laughing obviously including me. I was still laughing as I walked up to him, Goddamit , I don't even care if I get in trouble for this. I pulled the bucket off his head and the whole class stopped laughing, why?, you'd ask.
THAT'S BECAUSE THE DAMNED BUCKET FELL ON MY FREAKING PRINCIPAL'S HEAD!!!
Oh God, I'm fucked.
....
And now that's why I'm standing here in my principal's office beside my two sitting parents. I don't understand something, if a child does something wrong, can't they sit, like dude I've been standing here for minutes and by minutes , I mean , 2.
*Mrs Collins, I'm deeply sorry but your daughter has gone too far, the only option we have is to expel her from this school* My principal said trying to conceal his anger but he's not doing well, I can technically see the flame on his head. But I'm also angry, the bucket should have fallen on the pedophile , why I'm I so unlucky (sigh).
I kept my eyes down as my parent tried begging my principal to at least give me a suspension, like the dude should expel me for all I care, at least I'll be home enjoying my freaking life, God dammit, I can already see myself on the comfort of my bed on a Monday morning.
*We understand sir, we are also deeply sorry* My dad spoke with a sigh, he turned to me with a glare, like man, I'm sorry but it ain't my fault.
My parents walked out and I followed behind.
We got home after the long, terrifying silence in the car, finally, I went to my room and jumped on my bed, don't worry baby, it's you and me in this world, I'll have you all for myself (inspo from enhypen song , bite me).
*Cat!!!!* My mum's voice echoed right in my ear, Whyyyyyyyyyy.
I drowsily stood up and went downstairs.
*Mum , can you like stop screeching, God I thought an earthquake was gonna happen* I said annoyed.
*Aren't you sad a bit that you just got expelled from another school? This is the sixth time you've gotten expelled, I even doubt there would be another school willing to admit you in*
*Mum, firstly, no, I'm not a tiny bit sad, secondly, the only pain I'm feeling is the pain of the bucket not dropping on Mr Johnson's freaking head* I said with regret, Why did the bucket have to fall on the head of the wrong person.
My mum raised her one of her brow and turned to my dad who at the moment was engulfed in football, the dude doesn't give a fuck, that's why I love him.
I sat next to him and hugged his arm.
*Dad, you aren't mad at me right?*
*Oh trust me Catherine, I am , in fact very* He said , his eyes still fixed on the tv, well if he uses my full name, he's definitely mad.
My mum shook her head at my dad. She turned to me with a big smile, *Anyways , while we were in the car, I chatted with my sister, guess what*
*She gave birth?* I asked with a wide grin.
My mum frowned , shaking her head , *She found a school for you, you're going to Italy*
Okay, pause, *WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* I swear my voice was louder than a woman in labour.
*Can you like stop screeching, God , I thought an earthquake was going to happen* Great, now my own words are being used on