Chapter 8 - 23 things to do before I die

----- one year later - 516th anniversary celebrating the defeat of the demon king

"Come on, my darling. You still won't tell me what you want from me. You've been doing whatever I order you for a year just because of this one request."

"Hmmh"

"Come on, my sweet boy. If you keep making your mouth like this, you'll become crooked-mouthed in the future."

"I still won't say it. It hasn't been a year yet. A little more time and you will know what I want."

"If you don't want to tell me, you deserve it. I Elena order you, my son, to tell me what you want from me when you win the bet. "

Ahhh, is she joking? That's cheating. Tricky, shameless and big-boobed, cruel woman! I didn't have a specific request in mind

You want to know what I want? Hehehe, you wanted this.

"I...I...want to marry you!"

Elena, looking at her son who answered her while tugging at the corners of his dress with flushed cheeks, started laughing loudly.

"Puffft ahaha, you want me to marry you. Hahaha."

"Ahh don't laugh me"

"Ahaha, okay, I won't laugh. Pufft... Ahem. I'm sorry, but I can't marry you, my darling son. Because it's illegal for mothers and sons to marry in this country. Besides, I'm already married. And most importantly, you're still a child that I breastfeed every day. "

Kahh, I was rejected by a woman for the first time. Talking about that, last year I realized exactly how it feels to be someone's butler.

If my master asks me to do something, it's my choice whether to do it or not. But if the master orders me to do something, I have to do it definitely. And if my master asked me to repeat something over and over again, I had to do it until my master gave me an expression of satisfaction.

For example, last month my mother ordered me to behave and I waited quietly. My mother was talking to our neighbor and she said, "You did a good job." And at that moment I had an idea. To test the idea, I made a noise and broke my mother's order, but my mother's rating in her head didn't drop at all.

There were a lot of gaps in the system and I discovered them over the last year. It was a very productive year for me. I wish my mother had been a little more positive about my marriage offer.

Suddenly mom rushed forward and pressed me to her warm breast. Before I could ask why she was doing this, she started talking.

"If you're serious about marriage, please forget it, Yuto. Marriage is something that happens when people grow up. You'll understand what I mean when you grow up. It's my biggest dream that in the future you'll marry a lot of beautiful girl and give me a lot of grandchildren. You can see this as an order or you can see this as your mother begging you. But remember, the person you marry in the future must be at least as beautiful as me."

"Immh"

Haaaah, I thought something happened when it got serious all of a sudden. It was just a normal motherhood crisis. It's not like I'm really in love with my mom and I'm going to stay home like a pervert. There are 23 things I have to do before I die.

Talking about that, to celebrate my rebirth, I found 23 things I wanted to do in this world and made them my future goals. Some goals were simple like growing hair, some goals were extremely difficult like walking naked down a crowded street. Of course this is just a kind of fun list, I wasn't really going to do everything on the list.

[ Congratulations main mission (loyalty test) completed

Mission completion rating : SS

Mission reward: space storage ability

Extra reward: 85% pain reduction

Note: I must admit that you showed better performance in this mission than I expected from you. I added an extra reward for not seeing a butler cry while sewing. Enjoy]

My mission is finally complete, huh? That's good. Also, 85% pain reduction is a very good reward. I think with this reward, even if someone stabs me in my shoulder with a sword, I can use this sword to remove the sword and attack him again.

[Congratulations you have a new side mission (23 things to do before you die)

Mission content: complete 23 things on your list before you die

Mission progress : hair growth and sleeping atop a woman's breasts completed ( 8.7% )

Mission duration : none

Mission reward : life time ×100

Mission penalty : none

Mission difficulty : SS

Note: I heard there are 23 things you want to do before you die. Other people think a good butler is a butler without dreams. Prove them wrong]

Holy shit!

Fuck! Fuck!

If I'd known I was going to get a mission like this, I would've made a more sensible list. Luckily, it's a side mission with no time limit or penalty. It's also not a main mission where I can't get another one without completing one. Let it wait in a corner, maybe I'll do this mission one day.

[Congratulations you have received a new repeating mission (personal hygiene)

Mission content: brush your teeth every day, take a shower every day, take care of your hair weekly

Mission duration : 6 months

Mission progress : none

Mission reward : magic affinity + 5

Mission penalty : none

Note: One of the things absolutely necessary for a butler is personal hygiene and care] 

Oh, another mission. I'm in a good mood today. Wait a minute...

What kind of mission is this? Where the fuck does this system think I live? This is a fucking Middle Ages world, I don't think these people even know what a toothbrush is.