Hahahahah...
Where do I begin
My name is Joseph
In my neighborhood when I was younger I was used to be called Joseph the punch diety"
I know it's cringe but it was fun, the old days were truly nostalgic I used to beat anyone who called me by wierd names, then when I got a little older I made my own bike gang , one day after going to my friends gym which is father owned I had a spark come to me saying that I should be a gym instructor , since then now 15 years have passed and I was now finally a reputable fitness instructor i even earn a lot of money without doing anything illegal , it was all going so well but whyyy my life is so shit??!! Why God ??
now why do you ask why I am telling you this?
Currently a huge meteor is hitting the earth .
It was even said that the meteor will bring destruction more than the meteor which killed the dinosaurs.
We are fucked
I wonder what did I do wrong for this to happen to me
I just wanted to workout like I wanted but now that I'm 35 maybe I won't get any stronger.
If only i could get strong enough to punch the meteor far away if only i could be stronger than everything
If only i could do that.
"Heheheh that would be nice"
Joseph smiled while making a perverted face
Everyone was running into their homes
While some millionaires were hiding in the bunkers they spent a chunk of money on
Who knew the world would end in such a way
Joseph who was in a daze while staring at the sky looked around seeing some people crying and others saying this is what humans deserve . Many people who were in cult and used to hide in the society have now come to the surface while saying that their xyz prophet was right bla bla bla world is ending and for this to stop they should give their money to prophet .
Seeing this bs Joseph quietly and quickly ran away why you ask?
"I am the prophet so obv I'm running away i can't believe the shitty motorcycle gang that i was in turned into a cult as time went by and I was made into a prophet even though I was just joking when I said all that cringe world ending shit..... Who knew those idiots would believe that and make a cult .
Well atleast my name is anonymous .
Our prophet Joseph jasbastos will save the world .
........
"Huh"
Our prophet Joseph jasbastos will save the world .
Our prophet Joseph jasbastos will save the world .
Our prophet Joseph jasbastos will save the world .
Everyone who were involved in the cult started shouting my name
"Ahhhhhhhhhh where have are my good days gone!!!!!!
I just wanted to workout in peaceee!!!!!!"