A/N: I may have gotten a bit uhh sexual? with this one
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I looked at Alastor as he finished playing the "commercial" for the hotel and now Alastor turned around to look at Charlie, Vaggle, and Me
Alastor: "So, what do you think?"
Vaggle: "I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?"
Charlie: "Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit off. We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um..."
Vaggie: "Bad. The word you're looking for is bad."
Alastor: "Funny. I was going for hilarious."
Vaggie: "It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point."
Charlie: "Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them."
Alastor: "Well, my dear, I haven't been active in hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement."
Y/N: "Honestly, I don't know why you had alastor do something with the TV don't you know the name radio demon."
Vaggle: "Shut up Y/N, I don't wanna hear an another word from you."
Y/N: "Hahaha whatever you say, Madame~"
Vaggle looked at me a bit annoyed and looked back at Charlie and Alastor but Angel interrupted, and raised his hand
Angel Dust: "If you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?"
Vaggie: "Angel, you're a porn star."
Angel Dust: "A famous porn star, I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in."
Vaggie: "We are not filming a porn as a commercial."
Angel Dust: "Why not? Sex sells don't it? I swear if you film me going at it with Mr. fancy talk creepy voice here, you'd be rolling in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel."
Alastor: "Ha ha. Never going to happen."
Charlie: "Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way."
Angel Dust: "Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits."
Charlie was chuckling a bit nervously and Vaggle just looked at Angel dust same with Alastor and Husk
Charlie: "Hold that thought! I'll be right back."
Angel Dust: "I could keep going all night, baby."
Charlie moved away from the crowd
Charlie: "Hello? Dad?"
Charlie started to move again to a different area of the hotel
Angel Dust: "Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?"
Y/N: "Oh, trust me, he can"
Alastor chuckles a bit
Husk: "Why do you think I'm here?"
I look at Husk as he send that
Husk: "You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me."
Nifty: "I like being forced."
Husk: "Keep that to yourself, Niff."
Angel Dust: "What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers?"
Husk: "Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat."
Angel Dust: "Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty."
Vaggie: *sighs* "Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to."
Angel Dust: "I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?"
Vaggie: "Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible."
Y/N: "Yea sorry, Angel, but I got agree with vaggle"
Angel and Vaggle looked at me for a second
Charlie: "Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay?"
Charlie: "Yes... YES!"
Charlie hangs up the phone and looks out from her corner
Charlie: "Y/N, VAGGIE HOLYSHIT!"
Me and Vaggle looked at her
Vaggie: "Ah! What?"
Y/N: "Huh?"
Charlie giggling a bit waved her hand, ecstatically at us to come over
Charlie: *mumbling excitedly* "get over here!"
Vaggie sighs happily while walking to her and Me I just started walking to her, knowing what's about to happen
Vaggie: "What's going on?"
Y/N: "Yeah, you're even more excited than usual"
Charlie breeze in and out fast in excitement as she looks at Me and Vaggle in excitement
Charlie: "My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead."
Charlie fully excitement grabs Vaggle's hand and looks at Y/N
Vaggie: "But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after-"
As Charlie finally made it to the building where she was supposed to meet the Angels Y/N was right behind her and tapped her shoulder Charlie getting spooked screamed
Charlie: "AHHH!..."
Charlie looked behind her and see's Me
Charlie: "Huh... Y-Y/N."
Y/N: "Hahaha Yea sup"
Charlie: "Uhh are you coming also?"
Y/N: "Why else would I be here?"
Charlie: "Ok but, umm why are you wearing that mask?"
Y/N: "No reason, come on let's go we don't wanna be late do we."
Charlie look like she want to ask a bit of more questions but she decided to hold off on that and after another couple of minutes talking with Charlie we both entered.
Charlie: "Hello..."
Charlie voice echoes through the room
Charlie: "Hello?"
Charlie voice echoes as she looks around the dark building
Charlie: "Creepy..."
Charlie goes to the front desk and then a golden scroll and a feather ink pen pops out of the air floating in front of her
Charlie: "Oh, okay..."
I step up and stopped her from signing the paper
Charlie: "What's wrong?"
Y/N: "Give me a second."
I read through the paper
Y/N: "Nothing, I just want to check if the contract is ok."
Charlie: "Oh, so is the contract normal?"
Y/N: "There's no thing as a normal contract, but just a contract and yeah, I think this is a OK one"
Charlie: "Umm ok!"
Charlie signed the contract opening the door that is right beside the front desk Charlie looked at me for a second and started going in as I follow her
Charlie: "Uh...hello? Is anyone here?"
The lights suddenly switched on, showing two angels at the end of the room, one wearing the normal exorcist armor and the other wearing a white robe
Adam: "Sup!"
Charlie: "Holy, shit!"
Charlie startled jumped a bit falling behind I stepped in and blocked her from falling by grabbing her back
Charlie: "Thanks Y/N,"
I helped her up it looked at her.
Y/N: "No problem,"
Charlie looked back at Adam and Lute
Charlie: "Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you."
Adam: "Yeah, I know."
Charlie: "Okay, well."
Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw while lute watches him from the back
Charlie: "It's nice to meet you."
Adam: "Totally. It's nice to meet you, too."
Adam reaches out his hand for Charlie to take Charlie was about to grab his hand when I stopped her
Y/N: "Wait a minute darling, he's trying to trick you."
Charlie looks at me a bit confused
Charlie: "Uh, how is he trying to trick me?"
Y/N: "Well you see, I don't really think that an angel would come down from heaven to have a normal chat, so I'm guessing... he is using a hologram."
Adam laughs a bit, but then Lute notices something
Lute: (Wait a minute... That voice)
Adam: "Fuck that's one way to ruin a prank bro."
Lute: "A... A-Alex?"
Y/N: "Huh?"
Lute: "I KNEW IT!"
Lute activate her wings jumping in the air and flying towards me
Y/N: "Shit, and this is why I wanted to wear a mask."
I quickly dodged her by jumping up in the air, using her head and bouncing off of it, using my arms and doing a front flip landing gracefully on my feet before turning around to see Lute flying towards me again with the broken spear.
Y/N: "Whoa, that could hurt someone you know."
Adam: "Alex?... wait a minute do you mean the guy that killed 100 angels."
I ducked under Lute as she was flying towards me and Adam turned to look at me as i looked at him
Y/N: "Ha... i think, you miscounted it was only 99 angels."
Charlie looked at me a little confused, and a bit shocked
Charlie: "Wait... what?"
Charlie voice was a bit cracked. As she spoke her eyes were shining, but not with happiness.
Y/N: "Hey, calm down i'll explain it to you later on but for now..."
With another yell echoing from Lute as she continue to attack me while flying
Lute: "AHHHH!!!"
(Flashback)
I looked as portal opened up and angels started coming down I looked around to see all the demons that were still hiding. and running around. The angels swift leaf flew and killed. A couple more of the demons that weren't that lucky but before long, a angel started flying at me
Y/N: "I guess it's about time I finally tested out my new skills"
As I activated my skill black shadowy tentacles started coming out of the ground and attacking the angel
Angel Exterminator: "DAMN DEMON!!"
I pierced through the angel's armor, piercing their heart with the shadow tentacle from behind as they were distracted, fighting my other shadows
Y/N: "I guess they were right even though I am new to fighting... this angel has literally no fighting skills I guess they're used to not getting hurt by demons."
But soon enough more angels started attacking me I guess they saw that I killed the angel and were shocked and trying to get rid of me
*3 Pov*
Lute was flying around killing a lot of demons
Lute: "HAHAHAHA! DIE DEMON!!"
Lute slashed the demon with her angelic spear looking around to see that demons body was everywhere around her there could be 20 or 30 demon bodies around her but she noticed that angel coming at her and how the angel was damaged one of their wings ripped them looking bloody they're angelic blood going everywhere as they're flying towards her.
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A/N: just imagine Lute after being destroyed by Vaggie in episode 8
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Lute: "WHAT IN LORD'S NAME HAPPENED TO YOU!?!?"
Angel Exterminator: *Huffing* "T-The d-d-demon h-he-... HE CAN KILL ANGELS!"
The angels sounded very exhausted and tired
Lute: "WHAT!!!!! WHERE IS THAT DEMON!!!"
Angel Exterminator: "H-He- He's behind corner 5 attacking the angels."
Lute image starts flying towards that area but going back to the battlefield we can see Y/N killing more angels but if we continue going a bit back we can see a robot drone recording Y/N as he is killing the angels
Vox, Valentino, and Velvette was watching the exterminators killing the demons laughing at their misery but then noticed Y/N as he was just walking around the neighborhood but then they noticed the angel coming at him Vox thinking that the stupid demon is dead now but they watched an amazement as Y/N killed the demon
Vox: "What the fuck!"
Velvette: "Oi, vox am I seeing this correctly... or did that demon just killed a exterminator"
Valentino: "I don't think you're the only one seeing this velvet that demon just killed an exterminator!"
Vox: "H-How the fuck!"
Going back to the Battlefield, we can see angels body littering all over the street there was an entire mountain of angel body's stacked on top of them making a mountain and Y/N sitting on top of it
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A/N: Like this
Or something this
just imagine that the bodies are actually the angels the the person on top is Y/N
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Lute saw the bodies of angels and Y/N on top of the bodies
*1 Pov*
The system appeared in front of me telling me that I had leveled up and gain a lot of levels and experience, and even some new skills, or at least level some of my previous skills up a bit
I looked as a another angel was coming at me I jumped out of the way the bodies of angel beneath me crumbling a bit
Y/N: "Well damn look what we have here another..."
As I look closer the angel in front of me looked a bit familiar
It kind of look like Lute
Lute: "Ahh!"
It was Lute I can recognize that scream anywhere she was flying at me again I continue to dodge as she continued to attack
Y/N: "Calm down there little missy."
Lute continue to attack me getting even more and more mad somehow we ended up in a factory, which I didn't really sweet, anywhere near us at the beginning of the fight but she was continuing to attack me, slashing all of my shadow tentacles and my shadow figures as she continue to attack with all of her mighty power
*3 Pov*
As Y/N and Lute continue to fight. They ended up in a love-AT*Y factory they continue to fight, and as Lute missed one more strike with her angelic spear it hit one of the potions that were kept in a glass box the bottle inside of it broke letting out a pinky red cloud all over the room Lute's angel spear was a bit broken. Thanks to Y/N shadows and plus with the potion on it, it completely broke the head of the spear falling a bit apart
Y/N: "What. the..."
The cloud filled up the entire room, making both Lute and Y/N feel so horny and tired as they tried to keep their head straight Lute tried to attack Y/N but it was no use as her entire body felt weak, and dropped the weapon and fall on Y/N
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A/N: all right guys I'm just gonna skip this part because I'm not that good at writing sex scenes 😁😁😁
(10 minutes later)
Lute: "Ajhh yes!!! keep going!!!!!"
A/N: whoops all right maybe a little bit more time skip😀
(30 minutes later)
Y/N: "Ahhhh! i'm coming!"
A/N: damn, you guys still going all right. I guess I'll give you a little more time.😉
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(2 hours later)
Y/N woke up feeling his head drowsy and feeling very tired and sleepy as Y/N got up he saw that he was naked and lying down on the ground, where there were a lot of white substance all over the floor he looked to his left and noticed that Lute was sleeping next to him completely naked feeling a bit embarrassed and flustered he quickly found his clothes and put it back on. but realized as she looked on at her. Beautiful face as she was sleeping.
Y/N: "Damn I wish I could remember what the fuck happened... and also I should probably find who the hell created this factory with a love or sex potion"
Y/N quickly found a note in his pocket and used a bit of Lute's blood riding his phone number and quickly placed it on top of her naked breast before quickly getting the fuck out of there
*1 Pov*
(End Flashback)
Lute: "AHHHH!!!"
Lute was flying towards me her eyes filled with anger as she was yelling Charlie looked a bit nervous looking at the situation as Adam was a bit confused still but i activated my skill a shadow tentacle came up from the ground grabbing Lute as she was flying towards me, trapping her
Y/N: "Calm down, we have a meeting to get to let's not fight over a past situation."
Lute: "Hell NO I'm gonna KILL you, YOU FILTHY DEMON!!!"
Y/N: "Look I don't have a problem with having fun and fighting with you but we really have a meeting to get to and I'm not really here to see you, so let's not fight. come on Charlie you do have a meeting to attend to."
Charlie looked at me for a few moments before looking back at Adam as Adam also looked at me and Lute
Adam: "Lute come on we don't have time for this. We will deal with him later."
Lute: "BUT SIR-"
Adam: "No buts lute come on"
Lute: "yes sir."
I let Lute out of my shadow tentacles grip Charlie looked at me for a brief moment before looking at Adam
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A/N: Just ignore the first couple of seconds of the video and also Y/N stopped Adam from grabbing Charlie's hand, and instead just leaded Charlie out of the door
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Charlie looked at the door before banging on it again
Charlie: "Ah SHIT!"
Charlie looked at me her eyes a bit angry and confused
Charlie: "WHAT the hell Where are you doing!"
Y/N: "This is gonna take a while, come on i'll tell you while we walk back to the hotel"
After coming down Charlie and walking home, I explained to her that I had actually killed angels and found their weakness Charlie was very shocked and surprised after hearing that of course I didn't tell her everything, but I told her a bit of a truthful lie after that we continue talking about random subjects, as we finally entered the hotel Charlie open the door entering in the hotel.
Vaggie: "Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?"
Charlie: "Oh, they sure did hear it But-"
Vaggie: "Oh come here, we have something exciting to show you."
Vaggie helps Charlie and Y/N to the TV with the rest of the group
Vaggie: "Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air."
Alastor: "I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!"
Y/N: "Ha... wouldn't doubt that for a minute."
Charlie: "Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?"
Angel Dust: "Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself."
This lifting her mood a bit more made her bit more happy for a second
Charlie: "That's... that's amazing."
Angel Dust: "Shh, it's starting."
The TV turns on revealing Vaggie on the TV
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel-" the TV immediately cuts to another scene of the news
The group except Alastor, Niffty and Y/N get annoyed and angrily complain about them cutting to the news at this moment
Katie Killjoy: "Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?"
Tom: "No, what does that mean, Katie?"
Katie Killjoy: "It means we're all royally fucked!"
The demons outside of the hotel, freak out and look at the Clock Tower that has reduces 176 days until the next Extermination.
Angel Dust: "Wait, what? Why?!"
-The End-
A/N: thank you for watching. Please tell me what I can improve on. I don't know about episode 2 it took me a literal 3 weeks to complete episode 1 so I don't know about episode 2 coming out for another week but don't worry I will keep updating these chapters and also I will probably make a side story but I'm not sure yet and also I kind of misspelled Vaggie to Vaggle in a couple of my previous chapters. I'm probably gonna try fixing them later but now See ya.