Boring!!!
Boring!!!
Boring!!!
Did I say boring.
You know the saying that something important must be say three times. I've kept it inside for long and it's out. My secret. I think this world is boring.
And why wouldn't it be. Everyday, I repeat the same thing. In the beginning, it was fun. Going to school, meeting friends, getting high grades and getting girls. But after sometime, well....
Boring.
Now, I'm 57. I made it. What most people want in life, I did when I was in my last twenties. One of the top ten companies in the world is mine. But there was nothing else to do. When you find out that you can have everything if you have money, things gets a little dull. You know the saying about how everything can be solved with a punch, if not then you don't have enough strength. Yeah, it's the same for me, but with money. So I went for adventures around the globe seeking entertainment that I can't buy.
Well so far, it's not going so good. This world is mundane. So much in fact, I'm beginning to feel that everything pertaining extraordinary doesn't exist. Because, if it did I would have witnessed it by now.
I mean, come on, is any of the stories I read true at all. I thought I had the perfect template for the supernatural. You know, intelligence ( granted it was more of retentive memory than photographic. Thank God...), making it early in life on my own as an orphan, getting really bored and deciding to go on an adventure. In fact, the only reason why I stayed in my office this long is so that I can see if I got the CEO template.
Anything!!!
Something to get out of this wretched and absolutely boring life. But nothing. It's like it's eluding me. Where are the truck-kun I keep reading about. The one that kills me, send me to the void and then grants me 3-5 wishes.
I even, at a time, started searching for my parents or anything related to them. Maybe a pendant or a necklace. You know, to see if I had a hidden grandpa who will burst out saying I'm the chosen one or something.
Nothing. Not an absolute fucking thing. I'm just tired. So I did the next best thing. On top of the adventures and traveling, I watched and read the holy grails. Anime, cartoons, fanfiction, literally everything I can get my hands on. Just in case I happened to fall under that special category of people. I might need the knowledge. Who knows.
Please, let me need the knowledge.
From all this, you might be able to see that I didn't think about romance one bit. Not like there was no time or anything of the sort. But we'll, like I said earlier, I thought I was a chosen one and I didn't want to be burdened by the guilt of leaving my loved one. By the time I stated looking, I was already tired and bored. So there, no jade beauty.
I was doing this( reading the holy grail of one piece) for a while until well I received a call from my secretary ( who was a guy by the way), who told me about a place that I might find the thrill I'm looking for.
Of course, I didn't really put too much thought into it. After all, I didn't want to get my hopes up. Who knows how many times I've done that and come back disappointed.
So here I am, going for my last adventure. Now, most people would tell where they went. But I won't bore you with the details. Let's just say that I, for a brief moment, was not bored any longer. Until, well, I died.
And my real adventure began.