When I enter the house, I lie down on the sofa and close my eyes, and suddenly I jump up with a strong kick that hits my stomach and say: Ahai, what are you doing?
Ruka: Animal, get up from the sofa, I want to watch TV.
Me: Well, what about me? I'm dreaming, yellow chicken. And I close my eyes again and go to sleep, and a few minutes later I wake up with the feeling of coldness and a bucket of water emptying on my head and I say: what are you doing wild, because of this karate you are still an unlucky single. .
Ruka was standing next to me with her hands on her chest and she got angry with my words and hit me on the head with the same bucket in her hand and said loudly: You are very ignorant. and ran to his room.
I sighed and slept on the sofa.
When I woke up in the morning, I got up and went to the bathroom and washed my hands and face and whispered to myself, I want to rest today. And I went to the kitchen and started cooking for myself, because in my previous life I was always alone, the skills of living alone have improved a lot. And I saw Akari entering through the kitchen door.
Akari rubbed his eyes a little and yawned and said in a voice that sounded like it was coming from the bottom of a well: Good morning, brother.
I smiled and said to myself (guys, every time I wrote in the novel, I said to myself, that is, I am speaking in my mind) This Akari is very stupid and naive, it is easy to fool him, I will do something that counts. Be dependent on me, little Akari.
And I cleared my voice with a few coughs and said: Were you able to sleep well last night?
Akari looked at me with her big black eyes and said: Could you sleep at all with the noise you and Aji were making?
I put my hand on my back and said: Well, sorry, I will obey from now on.
Akari smiled sweetly and tapped my forehead with her finger and said: It's okay, I know it wasn't your fault.
I was also talking with Akari, when suddenly a golden page appeared that read [Public announcement__ All of you dear candidates for becoming a god will join the number one test venue, the couple fight arena, and 10,000 people At the end of the score list, they will be disqualified, and the top ones will be rewarded.]
A smirk appeared on my lips and I said: Finally, the first test has arrived, Akari, take care of yourself. And a golden light covered us, and when I opened my eyes, I saw a repeated scene that I had seen before, and it still amazes me.