The next moment, Xiao Xun felt terrible nausea. He has long been accustomed to transfers, so it's probably from the body.
When he opened his eyes he saw a decorated ceiling.
[Good, the host is finally awake! Two days have passed since the transmigration, and it looks like the body is very sick. I could not purchase medicine on my own because the host blocked me from using his points.]
"Last time you subscribed to Netflix in a primitive world! I had to do two more worlds to make up for the points; I'd rather kill you than give you access to my account again."
[Is'nt the phrase is "I would rather die"?]
"But killing you is a win-win situa... ah!" Xiao Xun tried to sit up when a sharp stomach ache struck him.
"Can you buy medicine first?"
[Well...]
"What?!"
[Technically, I am able to buy medicine, the question is for what disease.]
[Your disease does not exist in the original plot of the world.]
[This is a magical otome game programmed in a C-class modern world. The original owner's name is Edmund La Mort, his current age is 7. The plot started to go wrong at that age. He was originally supposed to be the heir to the Duchy of La Mort, one of the four duchies, but because of a sudden death, his twin sister would become the heiress of the duchy.
The world's original story focuses on Iris Lubali, the heiress of the baron's low-ranking house. At the age of sixteen, she entered the royal academy in the capital, where the first prince, the second prince, the son of the guard commander, Edmund La Mort, the other two male heirs to the duchies and one female heiress to the duchy fell in love with her.]
"...So the error is Edmund's disease and the following death?"
[No, Edmund's disease seems to be the result of another disruption.
His sister, for some incomprehensible reason, suddenly became a genius at the same age. She excelled especially in math, mechanics and baking but did not remember many other things such as basic geography, history, or even her family members.
As she grew older, her genius plummeted and she returned to being average. The second prince and the son of the guard commander fell in love with her. In the middle of the year, Iris Lubali and the first prince had their first meeting as planned, but unfortunately, Iris Lubali fell into the river and died.]
[The players who played the game failed to achieve a happy ending no matter what they tried. Their programmers tried to figure out what the problem was, but they found that the game was not controlled by them. that led to the discovery of the magic, which dragged the world into chaos.]
"So, it's Edmund's sister's fault? A classic case of transmigrated-into-my-favorite-game?"
[Do not draw hasty conclusions, follow the plot in case of unexpected disruptions.]
[But yes, that one is kinda obvious].
"Young master," a maid knocked on the door. "The Master and Mistress request your presence in the dining hall immediately."
Xiao Xun tried to get up from his bed when the sharp pain attacked him again.
"Fuck!" He lies right back in his bed, rolling in pain. "How the fuck do they expect me to eat breakfast in such a condition? Didn't you say I was in a coma for the last few days?"
[The La Morts are known to be cruel and apathetic, who's only looking at public opinion and seeking benefits.]
[Actually, in the original plot, that's how the player is supposed to clear Edmund's route, by showing him the love and affection he'd never experienced.]
The maid doesn't bother to wait anymore and burches into the room, followed by two muscular butlers.
"I'm so sorry for the disturbance." The servants dragged Edmond from his bed and began to roughly dress him.
"Ow! Ow! This fucking hurts! Let me go, you sons of bitches!"
[The host is being warned; this is a 30% ooc. In return, 5,000 points have been cleared from your account. Please pay attention.]
The maid doesn't seem disturbed at all by the foul language that pours from her young master's mouth. In order to overcome his shouts, she continues her words in a slightly louder voice: "The master, the mistress, and the young lady are all waiting in the dining room for your arrival. Master demands that you taste the young lady's food no matter how serious your 'disease' is.
On a personal note, I hope you stop being jealous of the young lady as well."
What. The. Fuck. Wrong. With. This. People.
Even through his mind-blowing pain, Xiao Xun still think that clearly.
How twisted should people be to assume a seven-year-old faked his coma for three straight days? Are they hypnotized? Is there something wrong with their brains? What's wrong with those people?
The two butlers pushed the dressed Xiao Xun through the door and started walking him down the hall.
"Hey, system, do you at least have some painkillers or something?" Xiao Xun muttered under his nose.
[Of course, we have a light pain killer for 20 points, a minor pain killer for 30 points, a slight he-]
"Just give me the most expensive one." Now that he's a supervisor, there is no need to be a cheapskate.
Xiao Xun has only now begun to appreciate the power of money.
When he was alive, he spent money like water; not even a private jet or an island couldn't get out of him more than a dry "thank you." After he died, he became dirt poor and had to do any odd job just to save a few points.
But now, when his salary is so high, he has finally started to truly understand the power of money. 300,000 points have already been transferred to his account as a signing bonus, and he can finally begin to enjoy the afterlife that was so talked about.
Talking about the benefits of the money...
"Hey, system, are the punishments for ooc are still the same?"
[Yes, a 5,000-point fine for the first violation in a world, a 10,000-point fine for a second, and automatic failure at the third.]
What used to be a death sentence became a marginal fine in his eyes. Ah, he missed the power of capitalism so much! He missed throwing money at his problems! Take almost 0 damage while others fight for their lives! Even of he'll fail, the contract determined there will be no consequences! At this point, he can mess up for fun if he would like!
The experience of 30,000 points painkillers finally began to take effect.
Xiao Xun felt better and better as he started to get high. He released himself from the strong arms of the butlers who'd dragged him and launched to jump and leap down the hallway; his poor, miserable days had finally come to an end.
Of course, this action did nothing to clear his name. Yet as a returning young master, he can finally say: "Why would a mere servant have a say?"
Even though his action was horrific in terms of manners, the watching butlers could not shake the feeling that the young master had surprisingly become far more majestic.