"You have one…right?" Sadie asked nervously and looked up at me for answers.
"One? One of what?" I responded, acting as if I didn't know she was talking about condoms; after all, there was a massive campaign still ongoing about not having unprotected sex and whatnot.
"You know…protection…." Whispering the latter part of her sentence, she shuffled a bit in my lap, putting some space between her and my rearing-to-go dragon, which was still standing at full mast.
"Oh, you mean condoms? We won't need those; I have this instead." Holding out my palm to her, I revealed a small purple pill, which in turn caused Sadie a certain level of expected confusion.
"Is that the morning-after pill? Or some form of birth control? You're saying you want to have unprotected sex with me…."
"Yeah, it's a form of birth control, nothing to worry about; it's 100% effective,"