"Cough, Excuse Me!" The teacher's voice suddenly cut through the anticipation I was hoping to build and nearly made me break the carefully created "Hero" mask I was wearing.
"Yes, Ma'am, what can I do for you?" I asked, acting like a perfectly well-mannered young lad…total bullshit on my part, but MEH, what can I do? I need these little fuckers out of here so that I can at least say I helped someone in order to get my brother off my back.
"Um…Major Hero…sir…student…young man… I don't know what I'm supposed to call you…" The teacher was a middle-aged woman who was VERY CLEARLY wearing a wig that looked like a fluffy cat tail, the sight of which forced me to hold back my laughter yet caused me to smile broadly instead in an amicable manner.
"You can call me Nexus, that's my Hero name after all,"
"Okay, Major Nexus…we are on the second floor, and not everyone is athletic enough to climb down from here."
