Yeah, Nope, Nope, Nope. You ain't using my car to throw tantrum Magneto.
I immediately put my car in my shadow along with pizza box. And jumped near the action to see X-Men vs Brotherhood of Mutants duking out.
On X-Men side we got our Hugh Jackman looking Wolverine but shorter comic height, big blue furry Beast, and three hottest X-Men woman, the sexy pheonix Jean grey, the choclate mommy Storm, ability sucking Rogue.
On Brotherhood of Mutants side, we got concentration camp survivor Magneto, Wolverine brother Sabertooth, ugly Toad but i would have preferred Tsuyu from MHA, a 2nd hand lighter Pyro, fat fuck blob, 3rd rate Angel and smoking hot non-scaly blue smooth skin Mystique.
LET'SS GET READY TO RUUUUMMBBBLLEEE!!!!!
And it started with Ororo sending a lighting bolt at Magento who used street lamp to catch the lightning and redirect it towards ground. He pulled up a car and threw it at Ororo who got out of the way mid air and in returned try to summon small but strong tornado exactly at Magneto position. Magneto used nearby steel beams from construction site and threw at her. She dodged 3 of the while 4th one was cut in half by Wolverine.
While choclate mommy was keeping Magneto busy, our sexy pheonix who apparently isn't using pheonix power right now is just using her telepathy and telekinesis to fight flying Angel who is throwing his feathers as knife.
Jean is able to block most of the feather while some managed to cut her skin. Not too deep, just a light cut. She is not able to control metal objects as Magneto has more control over it so she used non metallic object like glass, wood etc.
She is weak and her pheonix force isn't unlocked. Yeah it would be Charles blocking her mind and memories. She is a ticking time bomb.
Jean used her telekinesis on Angel to keep him locked in space and threw a cactus and concrete. Angel blocked it with his wings and took a huge leap to get out of jean control and rushed at her with a kick in the gut and blasted to walls.
Beast is fighting Toad who kept throwing random shit and annoy Beast. He jumped at nearby walls to dodge attacks and when he was directed behind the Beast. He threw his long slimy tongue and tried to bind the Beast.
Toad's Tongue ended up disturbing and possibly trauma the Beast since the long slimy tongue went near no-no hole on his furry ass. Beast in his quest to save his furry asshole from long slimy tongue, used all his will power to pull Toad by his tongue and used Lariat move on Toad. Toad's tongue loosened and Beast used the chance to thrash Toad around literally everywhere and finally banged him on the ground. Beast bind Toad using his own tongue.
He cleaned his hand from nearby news papers and fixed the communicator in a jiffy and called for backup.
Rogue had chance to copy blob power's but she made 'eww' face and simply led the simpleton towards Pyro. Blob became shield for her from Pyro attacks. Eventually she was between Pyro and Blob. Pyro wanted to burn her but he would end up hurting Blob so he made a fire wall behind him.
Blob rushed at Rogue and made leap at her at last second, giving Rogue perfect chance slid under the fat fuck and she held up nose, probably smelled his fatass by accident.
Blob ended up crushing onto Pyro who was on fire to attack or stop rogue. Instead Pyro ended up buried under Blob while his fire ended up burning Blob a bit. He turned off his fire and at that perfect moment Rogue was moments away from acquiring Pyro power when Mystique kicked her hand away and Rogue ended up absorbing Mystique power's and experience.
Mystique pushed Rogue back and started close combat with her. Rogue powers allow her to copy other's power, personality and memories. How much she absorbes depends on time of duration of contact.
Since the duration was short but enough, Rogue is able to fight against Mystique but i can clearly see that Mystique is pulling her punches and is actually teaching her close combat while Rogue thinks they are fighting in earnest.
Mystique throws a right jab at Rogue face who shifted her head inside counterd with her own jab where Mystique shifted her outside. This gave Mystique as she is able to grab Rogue hair and pulled it back while Rogue isn't able to do the same due to the position of Mystique head to outside.
But Rogue immediately put up gaurd on her face and abdomen as Mystique left punch came at face and kick to the abdomen.
After taking hit and side stepping to get inside her range, she threw a upper hook on Mystique's under arm which was holding Rogue's hair. This caused release of Rogue hair who took this chance to create distance between themselves.
Mystique saw that coming from miles away but still took the hit.
While mother and adoptive daughter were fighting. Wolverine and Sabertooth were going hard at each other. Both got similar abilities, its just Wolverine ability to regenerate is stronger than Sabertooth. Wolverine got adamantium which made his claws and whole skeleton indestructible but he lost much of agility which Sabertooth took full advantage and made numerous strike on Wolverine.
Sabertooth had to dodge and attack with his great agility while Wolverine has to just tank hit and get good hit on Sabertooth.
Both are kinda balanced as both were doing equal damage to eachel other albeit Sabertooth healing is slow compared to Wolverine.
Sabertooth jumped at Wolverine shoulder and dig his nails inside Wolverine shoulder and tried to throw Wolverine on the ground. Wolverine used the momentum in his favour, landed on his hand and continued to kich Sabertooth kick in the gut snd chin.
With one hand still on the ground, Wolverine used another to claw at Sabertooth leg but Sabertooth dodged and and jump away.
Wolverine stood back up and rushed at Sabertooth, slashing and dashing. Filled with cuts and pain, Sabertooth rushed inside, grabbed Wolverine wrist with his grip and dug his nail inside. And then he went full Mike Tyson and bit Wolverine ear off.
Wolverine kneed him in the gut and then freed his hand to stab Sabertooth in the biceps to hold him. Wolverine got bulb lit up inside his adamantium skull and used his head to bang against Sabertooth's head multiple times till the enemy is unconscious.
Poor Sabertooth didn't even got the time to spit Wolverine ear and actually ended up swallowing it in due to Wolverine's headbutt attacks.
While Rogue switched her enemy to Mystique. Beast tagged in to fight Pyro and Blob. Previously Beast was busy to fight toad and repair his communication device so he can call for backup. Beast rushed in and shoulder threw Pyro but ended up burning his fur. Blob threw heavy punch and got good heavy hit on Beast defending forearms.
Beast weaved down on next punch and threw a fur(r)y of punches and Blobs fat belly. Beast finally looked up to see Blob grinning at him. "My turn, furry" Blob announced and got Beast in Bear hug. Intending to crush his bones.
Pyro also slowly made his way to Beast so he cook Beast's head.
Fortunately Wolverine came and made cut on behind the knee of Blob. This caused Blob to release the Beast who took the chance to elbow blow Blob on the face from front while Wolverine kicked him in the head from behind. This effectively also knocked out Blob.
Pyro who saw this couldn't even make a move as all this happend under a couple of seconds.
Wolverine and Beast looked at Pyro. "Go help Jean. I'll deal with this matchstick." Wolverine said as he rushed at Pyro. Beast also left to help Jean.
Pyro who heard this didn't liked it and threw fire tornado from his hand at Wolverine who kept rushing at him.
When Beast rushed to help Jean, he saw Angel having a upper hand on Jean as she got heavily injured and bleeding. He jumped at Angel from behind and put him in chock hold to bring him down. This caused Angel flight to go erratic and he kept flapping his winds frantically.
Magneto seeing as they are losing send a manhole cover on Beast back and throwing him off angel. Then Magneto trapping Beast inside debris while simultaneously tossing Wolverine on powerlines. Electrocuting him and burning him from the inside.
He then threw fire hydrant at Rogue but Mystique 'accidentaly' got hit by fire hydrant as well and both were sent flying towards me.
As they flew towards me, I used Rulers Authority have them softly sitted beside me.
Beautiful ladies on both side. Mother and daughter, a rare mythical fruit.
I pulled out pizza box and offered both of them a floating slice. "Pizza? It's apparently the best one in New York." They both looked at me like 'Who are you and seriously pizza in this situation' face.
They tried to fight at that time but i just restricted their movements and pulled their face cheeks. "No fighting near food." This had Mystique worried about my identity and aim. While Rogue had eyes widened in shock as how i am able to touch her face without getting my power or vitality sucked off.
Anyways, Magneto did this effortlessly while fighting off Storm.
Just as Angel was about to rush and deal a critical blow on already tired Jean. A red optic beam blasted Angel off to the nearby abandoned office. It's the mind controlled simp Cyclops.
ShadowCat came and rescued Jean and went to rescue went to rescue Beast.
*Bamf* with blue smoke came malnourished lanky Nightcrawler who put his hand on Rogue and teleported away. It looked Rogue wanted to ask something but too bad Nightcrawler got her away.
It's just me and Mystique now. As soon i stopped restricting her movement, she jumped away from me. Anyways I don't wanna deal with their bullshit so I just teleported to top of Empire State building to finish my Pizza.