[The Creator decided to give you a Winchester, check you inventory]
John thinks 'I'll check it later, for now I want to eat since I'm famished.' As John starts to eat, he hear the system again and looked at it.
[The Creator decided to give you a skill since you have no bitches he said]
'And what is that skill?' John thought.
[New skill: seductive talk
When you talk to the opposite gender, they feel a lingering feeling to get close to you and have a relationship]
'Didn't the creator say he won't Give me skills though?' John thought as he sipped some Butterbeer and shoved a honeybun into his mouth.
[He decided that since you can't pull bitches, he will give you this skill]
'WHY DOES HE THINK I CAN'T GET BITCHES.' He yelled in his thought.
[You were single in your past life, and was dense to hell when you tortured female criminals who were masochist, one of them asked for more but you just killed her, and when you accidentally flirted with lots of girls, you were dense to hell, even when most of them secretly gave you the gock gock sloppy toppy 3000 in your sleep]
John had a look of surprise on his face to this information, and was even more shocked he actually got blowjobs in his sleep. 'How the hell did I not notice?' He thought.
[You had a snake bigger then drakes, and thicker then a king size snickers]
John almost chokes on his food and drinks the rest of the butterbeer. 'Where the hell are you getting these words from' John thought.
[The Creator]
As John was about to ask more questions, he saw the food disappear and saw students stand up, so he also stood up and followed the group to the dormitories.
John saw a giant eagle head and stopped as the prefects went to eagle, "What has 5 fingers but is not alive" the eagle said.
The prefect thought for a bit, "A glove" the prefect said, The door moved so we walked into the dorms and looked around the place to see a lot of books.
"Alright, the girls dorm is on the left and the boys dorm is on the right." The prefect said,
John went to the right to check the dorm he's staying in and saw his nameplate on a bed, so he went to his bed and sat, he decided to open his inventory and look at the Winchester I gave him.
[Magic Winchester rifle: this rifle can be used as a weapon as it doesn't need bullets and you only need to inject magic into it to shoot, as it can kill a werewolves and dementors]
"Well damn." John said