(A/N: Guys, from now on, that chapter title will be for when no plot is really there and it's just fluff. You know, the two having fun and all, being cute together. There will be several of them in the future. Because believe me, I'll be making you wish that Jen becomes the female lead! And I need some fluff to relieve my mental state lol.)
Alistair :"Whenever someone's about to sneeze, I make sure to say "bless you" right before they sneeze."
Shego :"Your spot in hell is guaranteed, you know that?"
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Alistair's body shivered at the power that coursed through him, along with the knowledge that invaded his mind. He found it interesting how knowledge about Space-Time had actually integrated into Professor Paradox's DNA. But hey, it was all the better for him.
Shaking her head, Professor Paradox chuckled as he inhaled sharply with a grin :"Still the same as ever I see."
Taking a deep breath and exhaling to calm down, he raised an eyebrow :"What do you mean?"
"You always get so excited about getting a new power or transformation. That didn't change even when you got older."
"Hahahaha, guess my behavior as a power collector never changes, huh? So you really have met me before?"
"Well, not technically? More like I hadn't met you "yet"? Hahahaha, it gets so confusing when we're both paradoxes."
"Haha, True that."
"W-wait, hold on!" Jen interrupted them. Turning to look, they saw her flabbergasted face :"W-what just happened with your watch?!"
Alistair grinned smugly :"Oh, didn't I tell you? My Nemetrix is able to scan the altered DNAs of species too. Which is how they get their abilities. I've collected multiple altered human DNAs for example. The Osmosian DNA of Kevina is one of them."
"W-wha?! That's not fair!" She pouted :"How come your watch from 6 years ago is better than my completed Omnitrix?"
Chuckling, he skipped over to sit next to her and poke her puffed cheek :"Aww, don't be like that. After all, the Nemetrix was designed to protect the Omnitrix and its wielder." He winked, causing her to blush :"This just makes it easier for me to protect my dear partner."
Her jealousy disappeared, replaced with a shy pout as she mumbled :"Hmph, I don't need protection. I'm the savior of the universe for god's sake."
Alistair couldn't help but chuckle, his face reddening at how cute she was :"My god, you're seriously so adorable."
As a small smile appeared on her face, Professor Paradox chuckled in amusement :"Seriously, you two need to know how to be considerate of your surroundings."
Jen jolted, covering her face in shame :"Ahh! Stop it, you all!"
They couldn't help chuckling at her reaction. For being the most dangerous being in the universe, she really was one adorable little bean. A gorgeous one at that.
Ken turned to the time traveler :"So you know how to get Alistair back, Professor?"
Professor Paradox nodded :"Yes, I'm capable of going to other universes as well. I can take him back, but as you just heard, now he's able to go back by himself."
Jen sighed :"Seriously, that's so unfair that he can copy other people's powers."
Alistair smiled, bumping shoulders with her :"Come on, isn't this for the better. Now I'll be able to come to this universe whenever I want."
Jen was thoughtful for a moment, before a small smile tugged on her lips as she mumbled :"Okay, I guess that's not so bad now."
'There they go again.' The others shook their heads. But suddenly, the sound of a loud explosion came from the distance.
The teenagers jolted in place due to shock, while Professor Paradox stayed calm as if she already knew what was going to happen. She smiled and waved :"Alright then, I'll leave you guys to it. It was a pleasure to meet you, Alistair."
"See you later, Professor. Take care." He saluted with a smile as he disappeared. They all got up, with Jen frowning :"What was that?!"
Kevina :"Uuh, an explosion?"
Jen smiled :"You don't say? Really?"
Kevina :"Damn little..."
Ken :"Stop it, you two! Come on, we should go!"
Jen grinned at Alistair :"You coming for the action, partner?"
Alistair chuckled in amusement :"How could I not when my partner is asking me?"
But her grin turned mischievous :"Then wanna race there?"
And his smirk turned sharp to the challenge :"Oh, you're on, sweetheart. You're on."
As Ken and Kevina facepalmed, Jen giggled mischievously :"Then may the best win! Come on, Omnitrix, don't embarrass me now! Give me XLR8!"
But no matter how beautiful he found her, Alistair still cringed at how she slapped the Omnitrix :"Fasttrack!" The blue humanoid feline appeared. But equipped with titties. With some voluptuous ones at that.
Jen smirked :"Fasttrack? Oh well, I can work with that! Come on, Alistair, what are you waiting for?"
He smirked back :"For this."
"[Unidentified DNA detected, proceeding to scanning. New alien and predator DNA unlocked: Citrakayah and Pondus Lacertae.]"
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[Pondus Lacertae Description: This species is capable of shooting beams from the horn of its head that can alter the weight of an object or a living being for a subjectively short period of time (approximately 2 hours).
They use these beams to prevent the Fasttrack species from being able to run, either making them so heavy that it is impossible for them to move or so light that they would float uncontrollably. Inside its spines, there is a liquid. If the laser is to reduce the weight, it will begin to float, and if it is to increase the weight, it will not.
Bonus fact: for some reason their purple spots can glow in black light Bonus bonus fact: Galvan scientists are still investigating whether his skin is yellow with purple spots or purple with yellow spots.]
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Fasttrack deadpanned the smirking boy, before flaring her nose :"We're going to have a problem if you keep doing that."
He gave her the Andrew Garfield laugh as he pressed down the Nemetrix gently :"You haven't seen the best of it yet, sweet cheeks!"
With a bright red light, he transformed :"Godspeed!" Making the female Fasttrack groan :"And of course he gets the right alien! Hmph!"
But Godspeed laughed teasingly :"Oh, I'm not done yet, Jen!" As she looked at him with confusion, he raised his hand, making her eyes widen :"Oh, you've —got— to be kidding me..."
As he laughed again, he slammed the Nemetrix symbol. Causing red light to travel through his body and change him as the trio watched in shock :"Ultimate Godspeed!"
Fasttrack's mouth hung open :"...What in the boss battle?"
Kevina was quick to rub salt on the wound :"Damn, Jen, you sure you can beat that?"
Fasttrack's face soured as she pointed at Ultimate Godspeed :"I demand a nerf, this is too unfair! Just the fact that your watch gives you whatever alien you want is unfair, but you've got Ultimate Transformations on top of that?! How is this fair at all?!"
Ultimate Godspeed grinned :"Life isn't fair, Jen. What, too scared to lose? you want me to race you as a human instead?"
Her lips turned up as she inhaled sharply :"Fine then. See if I'll lose, pretty boy."
He looked at her with a smirk, but couldn't help chuckling in amusement :"Alright, alright, don't be mad. You're right, it is unfair."
Slapping his chest, he turned into Roadrunner, his version of the Fasttrack :"There, we'll do it like this. Happy now, cute missy?" (A/N: I grew up watching that Looney Tunes show, so I really saw the resemblance.)
Fasttrack blinked, before looking away with a smile tugging on her pursed lips as she mumbled :"I'm not happy."
Roadrunner shook his head in amusement :"Alright then, shall we start?"
Fasttrack grinned confidently :"With pleasure!"
As they got ready, he began to count :"On the count of three. 1... 2... 3!"
They both disappeared, leaving Ken and Kevina behind. The redhead sighed, rubbing his temples :"And here I thought he'd be more mature for supposedly being her guardian."
Kevina shook her head with a chuckle :"Hey, at least she has a new friend to have fun with. Come on, let's go before they hug all the fun!"
Back with the watch wielders, they raced competitively. Running in the roads without holding back. They gave it all they had, because although they were friends, they were both hella competitive.
Especially Alistair. He was a dick with a competitive spirit that wouldn't let him go easy on man, woman, child or elderly. He could remember how whenever he won against his nephew in a football video game, he would write it down. He brought up that number to 100 without losing even once, and couldn't remember how many times he made or nearly made his nephew cry. He never regretted it even once.
"It's gonna take more than that to beat me, Alistair!" Fasttrack taunted, running between cars and going around obstacles with ease. With her experience, it was too easy.
And although Roadrunner had a harder time, he still tried his best. He ran as fast as he could while smirking :"We'll see about that, Jen!"
Running side by side, they gritted their teeth as they gave it all they had. Arms swinging and backs lowering to speed up even further, leaving blue trails behind.
But as they were nearing the finishing line, Roadrunner smiled lightly and slowed down sneakily. Letting Fasttrack have the win in the end.
Stopping, she slapped the Omnitrix symbol on her chest. Turning back to her beautiful self as she threw her arms up in victory :"Hell yeah, that's what's up!"
As he stopped and reverted back, Jen pointed at him smugly :"Even if you have more functions in your Nemetrix, I'm still more experienced than you, pretty boy!"
He chuckled in amusement :'Although giving up left a bad taste, it's worth it to see that smile. Jeez, Nemetrix, you could hold back on making me protective.'
Stepping closer, he towered over her. Making her gulp at the height difference as he looked down with a hungry smile :"So you think I'm pretty, hun?"
Jen jumped, her smugness disappearing as her shy awkwardness came back. It was funny with her male version, but it just awakened the slight sadism in him with her female version :'Seriously, I've always been into confident and assertive girls, but shy Jen is just too adorable.'
Rubbing her arm, she mumbled :"W-well... y-yeah..." Turning his head slightly with a small smile, he lowered himself to bring his ear closer :"Huh? I didn't hear that, Jen."
'God, she looks so cute while blushing!' He screamed as her face reddened again :"I-I said yeah, okay? Y-you're really handsome and hot, alright?"
He covered his smile and closed his eyes, overloaded by cuteness as he chuckled :"You're too precious, Jen. If only villains weren't around..."
Suddenly, the Techtrix turned into a shield in front of them and shielded them from the laser that was fired at them. Jen jumped, remembering that they were here to take care of a problem before Alistair started seducing her.
"That was rude." His face turned cold, honestly annoyed for the mood being ruined as he looked at the attacker :"Hasn't nobody taught you any manners?"
As the Techtrix blocked multiple other lasers, it turned transparent for him to see the attackers. Three guys wearing armors, one all red, one in all blue, and one in all yellow. Their hairs were dyed to match their colors.
"Oh, it's just Rojo." Jen said leisurely :"Should have expected that."
'Heh, I came here while fighting Rojo just to go against this universe's Rojo? Funny.'
Rojo and his gang glared, aiming their lasers :"You're not getting in our way this time, Tennyson. You and your boyfriend are going down!"
Her face flushed all over again, up to her ears and down to her pretty neck :"H-he's —not— my boyfriend!"
But Rojo didn't care :"I don't care, Tennyson." Yes, thanks for clarifying :"All I know is that today's your end!"
As they attacked again, just for the Techtrix to block everything, Jen activated her Omnitrix with a smirk :"Jeez, can't you all come up with something original?"
Slamming it down, she transformed :"Swampfire! Cause, you see, all of them say the same thing. But I think even someone with a pea brain like you would figure out that none of them have ever succeeded!"
"[Unidentified DNA detected, proceeding to scanning. New alien and predator DNA unlocked: Methanosian and Mortua Methanum.]"
(A/N: Watcha think about Predaplant for Swampfire, my favorite rogue Yu-Gi-Oh deck?😏)
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[Mortua Methanum Description: This predator can spit a herbicidal gas that rots the body of the Methanosians, leaving them too weak to defend themselves. The skin of this predator is also covered by natural armor that protects it from fire. Since this species is used to the hostile environment of its planet, it is theorized that this predator was exported to Wildvine planet since it would make it easier for it to adapt.]
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Swampfire groaned, shoulders slumping :"I'm beginning to dislike that voice."
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