(A/N: From now on, we're going to have these small incorrects every chapter. And I'll bet you'll like them.)
[Ego's Evilness]
Shego :"So I get that you're supposed to be Alistair's evil side, but you really haven't done anything evil, as far as I've seen."
Ego boombastic side eyed her :"You breathe manually now."
Shego :"Wha- *realization* … no..."
Ego smiled evilly :"Yes. Now you blink manually."
Shego grew horrified :"N-no!"
Ego laughed maniacally :"Now you can feel your tongue's movement!"
Shego :"NOOO!!"
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"Shego, you traitor!" Drakken struggled against the hold of the officers:"How can you betray me and join somebody else after all I've done for you?!"
After the whole ordeal in the ruins, Ego, Eve and Shego had stuck around to ensure he was arrested. Excuses, of course. Eve just wanted to see Drakken's face as they took away his sidekick. Ever the sadist.
At Drakken's remark, Shego raised an annoyed eyebrow :"Excuse me?! —You— have given —me— anything?!" Stomping towards her, she angrily poked his chest repeatedly :"You have given me nothing, mister!
In fact, I'm the one who has given you so much! I'm the one who got you where you are! You think you'd be where you are without me? Newsflash, no, you wouldn't!
Ugh, the number of things I've done for you are so freaking many that it would take me the entire and then some to name them all! The number of heists, the number of fights and everything I've completely flawlessly have been all for naught, because why?
Because of your stupidity! Your plan always fails, and it's not because of some hero, it's because you're just useless! God, you're so stupid that remembering all the times I've suffered the consequences of —your— stupidity gives me a headache!
It's a miracle that I've stayed with you for so long! But you know what? You know what?! It's over! I've had enough of your bullshit plans that never succeed! I've had enough of your bullshit when you blame me for your failures! And I sure as hell have had enough of your blue fucking face!"
'Goddamn...' Everybody in the scene thought. Girl really had enough of his bullshit, huh? Maybe she didn't clarify enough though, she could do some more.
Poor Drakken looked flabbergasted. Man actually looked heartbroken :"B-but... but I thought we were a team..." But she rolled her eyes :"Yeah, —were— a team.
But guess what? I'm out. I'm tired of being unappreciated and working for someone who's just a big time bully rather than a villain."
"A-and you chose them?!" Drakken's cuffed hands pointed at the evil duo :"They're literally heroes! You're complaining about me not being evil enough and then you're choosing some goody two shoes hero?! Do they look evil to you at all?! They'll probably wet themselves at the sight of blood!"
Eve, who was smiling sadistically, had his eyes widened, something seeming to be snapping behind those gorgeous yet insane orbs. Ego tightened his lips, clicking his tongue as he hissed and looked away :"Shouldn't have said that. You should NOT have said that."
While the former partners looked at him with confusion, Eve tilted his head curiously with a smile, but his eyes didn't share the same smile :"Oh, I'm not evil? I'm not evil, huh? I'm not evil? I'll show you evil, you overgrown smurf."
Raising his right hand, he pointed the Techtrix at Drakken as it glowed. Everybody panicked, and Shego even jumped away. But only Ego knew that Eve was way too petty to just kill someone who annoyed him.
Before anybody could do anything, a red beam was fired at Drakken, who covered his face in fear. But when nothing happened, no wound, no nothing, everybody looked surprised.
"Uhh... Eve? What did you do?" Kim looked concerned, especially at the maniacal smile that graced Eve's face as he stared at the mad scientist :"Oh, nothing much.
It's just that since this blue shit wanted to see how evil I am, I decided to change his physiology so his foreskin would grow indefinitely from now on, and he would need to trim it every two days!"
(A/N: Drakken be like :"Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that!")
Ron and Rufus passed out. The horrendous fate was too much. Everybody else looked terrified too, especially the guys. Even Shego, a literal villain, looked disturbed and shocked.
"How's that for evil, huh, doc?!" Eve laughed mockingly :"Is that evil enough for your standards?! Or do you want me to do more?! You want that?! Huh?!
How about I make it so you have taste buds in your asshole from now on?! Or better yet, why don't I just make it so you shit out your nose from now on instead?! Or should I just go ahead and give you stage 4 testicular cancer, huh?! What do you think?!"
Before he could let the world know any more of what was inside of his head, —nothing but insanity, chaos and unhingedness— Ego covered his mouth and dragged him away :"Alright, I think that's enough trauma in one episode. Let's go, Shego, before this guy runs loose again."
Intrigued, but genuinely concerned about what would happen, she quickly followed him away. All while Eve's pissed off shouts were muffled by Ego's hand.
(A/N: Yeh, how did you know that I wrote this entire part to show Eve's cruelty because I forgot to do it in the previous chapter where they actually fought? And you haven't seen anything yet lol.)
- (Episode 6)
"Hahahaha, sorry, boss, but this is finally my win!" Shego laughed haughtily, ordering the little holographic Yu-Gi-Oh monsters on the table :"Go, Blue Eyes! Attack his White Horned Dragon and finish this duel for me!"
As the small holographic Blue Eyes White Dragon —which just seemed like a real monster, but a small one— charged up his attack, Alistair (whole) smirked, making Shego flinch.
Grabbing his set card, he flipped it over :"Sorry, but you've activated my trap card!" Laughing aloud proudly at her face, dried of all joy in life upon seeing the card :"Mirror Force!"
"Nooo!!" Veins popped on her face :"You goddamn son of a~!!" Fingers flexing into daggers, she bit her lip harshly as her monsters were obliterated by their own attack.
"Mwahahaha! Is that all you've got?!" He laughed tauntingly, a hand beside his mouth like an arrogant princess :"I think I should make a training game so you can improve your skills, because this is too easy! Mwahahaha!"
Shego trembled with rage :"You... y-you..." But he continued laughing :"What, are you angry you've lost? Mwahahaha, I thought you would have improved by now!
After, you know, bragging about how easy this game would be and quickly you'd win against me! Hahahaha, guess you talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk! Mwahahaha!"
"Y-you bastard~!!" She launched at him, hands clad in green energy as she tried to rip him to pieces after all the mental trauma she had put him through. Yeah, Mirror Force would do that to you. Especially after how many times she had experienced running into it.
Looking smug as hell, Alistair's own hands lit up in red as he grabbed her hands, stopping her as their fingers intertwined.
Trying as hard as she could to push him back, but failing miserably, she could only get angrier at his smirk :"What, can't take a loss, my dear sidekick? Too much of a loser~?"
Gwen watched the two bicker. She knew Alistair had a talent for riling people up, but she was seriously beginning to pity Shego. There was a reason why Gwen herself hadn't gotten into his favorite game, after all.
Alistair had a lot of sportsmanship, but it would be a lie to say he wouldn't tease his opponents. It would always be friendly mockery, but it was annoying nonetheless.
Ignoring the superhero and sidekick, she turned to her cousin. Her amazing cousin who made her question if they were blood related.
"Bleeegh!" Ben, with his face smashed against the window, made faces to the kid in the car driving next to them. Who also made some disgusting faces back.
Gwen smirked :"I'd warn you that your face might freeze like that, but in your case, it would be an improvement." Causing Alistair, who was always sharp-eared for roasts, to laugh :"Damn, Benji, you got cooked!"
Ben glared at them, but his attention was pulled by the boy who ate a whole ass sandwich before turning and showing everything in his mouth. Even Ben looked disgusted, and that was saying something :"Ugh, man, the seafood special."
But smirked :"Time to pull out the secret weapon." Ducking from the window, Shego facepalmed as Ben turned into Stinkfly. Stopping the fight to be grateful :'Thank God I got the more mature one of the two. As mature as that is anyway.'
Stinkfly smashed his face against the window again, making faces that looked much more horrifying than before. But unlike what he had expected, instead of looking scared or grossed out, the boy's eyes lit up.
He told his father to look as well. Who, upon doing so, looked amazed as well. Although looking a bit disgusted and worried as well. Stinkfly deadpanned :"... That didn't go as planned."
Alistair hummed on the side :'It's a useless detail that I remember, but he was supposed to be disgusted in this episode, right? I guess revealing our identities will cause changes like this in the future.'
The alien didn't look bothered however. Instead, he waved at the family with a smile that although looked slightly disgusting, still showed his friendliness. He even gave a peace sign when the boy opted to take a picture. Not like he could do anything else with his 3 fingers.
"Boys, better get up here." Max suddenly hit the brakes, causing them to jolt. Coming to his side, he spotted Stinkfly :"Oh, good, you're all ready to go. We got trouble ahead."
Looking ahead, they saw that an oil tanker truck had crashed into a large truck, with a fire already starting and the oil spilling closer and closer towards it. (A/N: America :"Did somebody just say... OIL?!!?")
"Help!" The tank truck driver struggled to open the door, but to no avail. A passerby pointed out in panic :"The door's stuck! He can't get out!" (A/N: Bro, that's one terrifying situation to be in. Stuck and can only await your doom. No, I'm not talking about the porn situation.)
"Help!" Alistair heard his cries of help with his heightened senses. Max frowned seriously :"If that propane he's hauling catches fire, that truck will become a rocket to the moon!"
"Not on our watch, it won't!" The noiret frowned :"C'mon, Ben. Let's get cookin!" Running outside, he nodded at Stinkfly :"I'll take care of the driver, you take care of the fire."
"On it!" He gave a thumbs up before taking off. Alistair himself transformed with a red flash :"Ultimate Ventriloquist!" Loving the fact that the evolution of his predators gave them the ability to speak, before he jumped into his own shadow and made the darkness move at an incredible speed.
(A/N: Since I have no way of getting pictures for their ultimate appearances, just consider the Ultimate Forms of predators with minor adjustments. Like how Big Chill literally just turns red from blue.)
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(Evolved Ventriloquism (Ventriloquist: Rath))
Ultimate Form:
Enhanced Condition
Darkness Manipulation (Applications:)
[Darkness Teleportation
Darkness Solidification
Animated Shadow
Darkness Adaptation
Night Vision
Darkness Attacks
Darkness Imprisonment
Darkness Solidification
Shadow Consumption
Shadow Generation]
Pressure Point Manipulation (Applications:)
[Blood Pressure Manipulation
Bodily Aspect Enhancement
Bodily Attribute Augmentation
Curing
Damage Manipulation
Deformation Manipulation
Mutilation
Foreign Forces Removal
Healing
Impurity Destruction
Internal Rupturing
Life-Force Inhibition
Life Preservation
Mental Inducement
Motor-Skill Manipulation
Nerve Manipulation
Pain Manipulation
Pain Inducement
One Hit Kill
Death Inducement
Paralysis Inducement
Body Immobilization
Weakness Strike]
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(A/N: In case you haven't noticed, that Pressure Point Manipulation is literally omae wa mou shindeiru! (You are already dead!))
Moving through the shadows he created with his Ultimate Form's new abilities, he moved past the flames effortlessly before arriving next to the truck while Stinkfly took care of the fire with his spit.
His claw emerged from his shadow before piercing through the door, grabbing it and pulling it right out. "Ahh!" The man backed away in fear, making Ventriloquist frown :"Why are you running?!" His claw immediately moving to grab his leg :"Why are you running?!"
Snickering to himself, he pulled the man in to join him in his shadow before quickly getting him away. Taking him to safety, he emerged to see the fire had been dealt with.
With Stinkfly smiling brightly and giving a thumbs up. He chuckled, giving a thumbs up back :"Gotta take care of this completely though." Turning into Ultimate Wynter, he froze the fuel tank completely so no more issues would arise.