(A/N: You know what? Let's turn dissing harems and harem logic into a mini series here. Don't worry, these aren't included in the word count. And so, my friend, allies and brothers of the anti-harem faction, I bring to you about diss! Sexism of harems!
Harem for a guy? Oh, amazing! Magnificent! I couldn't ask for more! Reverse harem aka harem for a girl? Disgusting! Fucking whore! So you're asking a guy to share his lover?! That's obviously the girls' job! Only guys can have harems!
Do you understand why harems are so disgusting to women? If you don't, it's probably the reason why you've got no bitches.)
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Cracking his fingers one handedly, —Kaneki style— he walked up to the spaceship :"Alright, stand back now." Putting his palm on the green and red ship, he grinned widely as the Techtrix spread onto the ship and around it abruptly. Like a rampaging, rabid slime.
It took but a few moments for the entire ship to be covered in black and orange sleek slime before it completely, instantly disappeared. Leaving behind only the Techtrix that retreated back to Alistair's wrist, before a hologram appeared above it. Showing what it had just devoured, the Limax Spaceship.
"Yes." He bumped the air as Ben transformed back :"Whoa, so does that mean we've got a whole spaceship for ourselves now?!" When he received a nod from Ben, his face stretched into a giant smile :"Cool!! So when are we going to take it out for a ride?!"
"Not until I've done some modifications on it."
"Aww, come on! We can take it out for a short ride at least!"
"Ben, just because it's a spaceship, it doesn't mean that it's good. Come on, it looks like a giant squid! I'm -not- going to be seen riding that. And don't even mention how vulnerable this ship is! There's not a single weapon installed to defend it! I'll only use this thing after at least changing its design, because these aliens have awful taste."
"Aww, man..." Ben sighed, shoulders slumping in disappointment. Smiling in amusement, Alistair slapped his back :"Cheer up, dude! I didn't say I'd never take it out. And besides, do you honestly think it will take long for me to turn this oversized mechanical squid of a spaceship into one of the best, if not the best spaceships in the universe? You're talking to the creator of Pandora's Box here, you know?"
Finding sense in his words, Ben immediately cheered up :"Hey, you've got a point! Oh, I can't wait till I can drive it around!" Receiving a raised, questioning eyebrow :"Who said you'll be allowed to drive it?"
"Huh, what do you mean?"
"What do -you- mean, Benji? I said I'll take you for a ride, not to let you ride."
"Wha- you're not going to let me drive it even for a little bit?!"
"And crash into some random spaceship and get us both sued for driving while underage? Yeah, not happening."
"Crash- what do you mean?! Crash into what?! If there were random spaceships just floating around, why didn't we know about the aliens until recently?! And if there were, you actually think my driving would be so bad I'd crash in the vast space?!"
"*Smirking* Believe it with my whole heart."
"Wha- *rolling his eyes* you're unbelievable."
"Hahahaha, cheer up, Benji. Don't worry, I'll let you drive. But I get the reins and learn everything myself so that nothing bad will happen when we're literally inside of the endless void. After that, we'll fool around so much we'll give every NASA worker a stroke!"
"Yeah, that's more like it!" Ben fist bumped him, before looking around :"And what are we supposed to do with all these people?" Max hummed seriously :"We should put them all back in their condos, so they'll think they never left."
"That could take hours." Gwen slid down against one of the green "eggs". Alistair and Ben smirked to each other, suddenly lighting up in their respective colors without even saying anything.
"Not a problem for Godspeed/XLR8!" The Kinecelerans smirked smugly, before blitzing away.
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"Don't be strangers." The next day, Vera hugged Max outside of her house. Max smiled :"We won't." Before going to start the RV. Gwen smiled and bid farewell :"Bye, aunt Vera!" Smiling back, Vera kneeled down to eye level, hugging her :"Bye, dear."
Her eyes moved to Ben, looking a bit sad :"I'm sorry, Ben, if there wasn't enough excitement here for you. I hope you weren't bored to tears." Ben smiled :"Actually, it turned out better than I thought." Making her smile :"I'm glad. Well, have fun on the road!"
"I will!" He hugged her, making Alistair smile :'Finally, he shows some affection.' As they separated, Vera's eyes landed on him :"And Alistair, I'm glad you could visit me as well. I'm glad I had so many lively guests."
"Hahahaha, don't mention it. I had a ton of fun too." 'AND I got my first spaceship, so that's a plus!'
"I'm glad to hear you enjoyed your stay here. Oh, and I packed this for you."
She handed him a sealed up jelly, smiling brightly :"Better have a snack for the middle of the road, am I right?" His face lit up at the delicious smell :"You rock, Mrs Tennyson! Thanks!" Smiling sweetly, she hugged him as well :"You're welcome, dear."
Alistair was a bit surprised, but welcomed it happily. He had always been an affectionate person. Hugging and kissing cheeks was normal for him in his past life. So getting to hug someone was always a welcome event for him.
Careful with the jello, he hugged Vera back, before separating and walking back to Ben, who had waited for him to come inside. "Oh, and Ben," She got their attention :"Keep up the good work dealing with all those aliens you were telling me about."
Ben looked at her unsurely :"You're... kidding... right?" Causing her to chuckle :"Of course, dear!" Waving farewell, they entered the vehicle and drove off. Sitting behind a table, Alistair cracked his body. Grinning widely as he took out his good old supercomputer laptop :"Now, it's show time! Literally!" With the cousins, whose ears perked up at the words, coming to sit with him and see what he'll do. And even assist him if needed to.
(A/N: Sorry for the short chapter, but I don't want episodes to overlap.)
(A/N: Is it just me, or did Max's voice sound weird af in this episode? Also, I've realized something. Nobody cares about the classics! Every fanfic is about anime and the new cartoons! There's not a single one for the OG cartoons of our childhood!
And even if there are, they're trash! No offense to the authors, but my brain rots from the grammar, lack of things like commas and such! Hell, I'll even ignore those if it was actually storytelling instead of just writing names and their conversations!
I started watching Kim Possible (smash, next question) recently, and decided to look for a fanfic. And no surprise, there's none! Not here, not in Wattpad! (By the way, if you're looking for Ben 10 fanfics, go for Wattpad instead of Webnovel. All of them are there, with a few pretty good ones actually, and just about ALL of them have Gwen as a member of the harem, you pedos.)
This always happens, nobody writes for the classics for some reason! Bro, nobody gives a shit about Bleach and Naruto, write for my actual childhood shows like Spider-Man 1994 the Animated Series, Batman 1992 the Animated Series, 2003 TMNT, things like this!
But nooo, harem prioritizes everything. Bitch, I don't give two shits about Sakura, Hinata or even fucking Tsunade! 1994 Black Cat showed up on the screen for the first time and I started simping for the first time in my life! She was literally my first childhood crush! And for good reasons!
Now do you know why I write for the classics? I saw the useless stuff that was written, and I was "fine, I'll do it myself"! Respect the classics, damn it! Believe me, when I finish what I've already started, I'm gonna write for my childhood shows and even the games I've played back then! Seeing no fanfic for Devil May Cry hurts me, dude!
Respect the fucking classics!)