"Of course it's true." I said, "You'll believe me this time, please
You little grandpa, you go first, okay?"
"Then I can't go." The monkey said, "If it were any other reason, you
Let me go. I can think about it, but if I have a girlfriend, then I don't
In any case, I can't leave."
'Why? I didn't understand.
"Think about it, Yu Hao, of all my friends, you are the stupidest, you
Find a woman, I have to give you a good check, in case you get cheated,
How much women now ah, how dark society ah. Don't you think so?" Monkey book
Serious nonsense.
"Roll on, who wants you to help me check." I said, "Where are you going
Go and stay somewhere."
What kind of guy is he gonna let that go, squeeze me by the handful when I'm not looking
It's open.
After entering the room, the monkey froze for a moment, obviously, he did not think of me
Friend 'So beautiful, I said, Liu Ruyue this beauty, capture general
Men have easy attention.
"This is my buddy Monkey." I gave Liu Ruyue a introduction, one side carrying
Liu Ruyue pinched the monkey hard, reminding him not to stare at people so dirty
Home.
Liu such as months also stood up, smiled and said, "Hello."
Generous and decent.
The monkey smiled and walked in the past, shaking hands with Liu Ruyue, but also a serious
and said, "Nice to meet you. I've heard my buddy talk about you.
I had already developed immunity, but I was shocked to see a real person.
Have you ever been in a TV show or a movie? I've definitely seen it on TV
You. "
I feel helpless. Monkey is a boy who sees a pretty girl every time
Good to talk nonsense with others, from the former school students who did not recognize people to the dining room
The attendants, the nurses in the hospital, were all so, even flattering
He's just seen them on TV. I've heard about them
Over.
"You say this person and person are two shoulders carrying a head bag, how the gap is
So big. How can you look so good? I've lived half my life in vain
I've never seen a girl like you. "The monkey continued his shameless compliment.
I'm really impressed with this guy's shameless energy, and I-I guess if I had
He's half shameless, and by no means single.
I am afraid that he will talk nonsense again, frighten people, hastened to stop the way, "you boy
That's enough. Next thing you know, fairies come to earth like you do
You know what? I'm almost learning that word. Can you change it to something fresh? "
Monkey cheeky smile, "you say you really this person really boring, why put it through
I, can't give me some face. "
Liu Ruyue is not strange, just a light smile, I want to her beauty
Maung, I'm afraid I've met a man like a monkey, and I'm used to it
She just said, "Has your friend had breakfast? If not, just a
Eat up. I'll fry two more eggs
"He's eaten," I said quickly
I didn't realize the monkey was almost at the same time as me, "I haven't eaten yet. Liu Ruyue smiled and turned to go into the kitchen.
While she could not live, I hurriedly low voice chided the monkey, "you son in the end have not finished?"
The monkey looked at Liu Ruyue's back with a dirty smile and patted me on the shoulder. "You can be a boy. I still underestimate you. If you don't make a move, this move is a big fish. You can hook up like that."
That's a good thing. She's not my girlfriend, just a young woman who's been staying here for two nights. (The relationship sounds complicated.) But I'm still a little proud of the monkey.
"We're just friends." I said in a pretense of calm.
I know that sometimes, when you try to hide something, people think it's not true.
Sure enough, the monkey listened to my words and did not believe them. He said, "Stop pretending, my brother, I really envy you. I don't know where you got your luck. You said your father had to donate some underwear to the monks in the temple (my father is in the underwear business) to accumulate such a great virtue for you. I guess I'm gonna have to believe that stupid people have stupid luck."
"Fuck you!" I punched him so hard, "I told you, boy, if anything happens, get out of here. Don't talk nonsense here."
"Can you lend me some more money?" he said lightly.
"Borrowing money again?" I said, "I lent it to you last night. Did you forget to drink and drink? I can tell you, young man, I lent you five thousand last night. Add the five thousand last time, it's just ten thousand. Don't pretend to be confused."
"I know, remember, it's not that you do not return, why so stingy? I remember the account very clearly. Five thousand last month, five thousand last night, and five thousand today. I'll pay you back next month."
I cried and laughed, and cursed, "Who told you that I was going to lend it to you today, and you arranged it yourself?" Yesterday, the loan was a bribe to your mother-in-law, and today, what is the reason today? Is your father-in-law checking you out again?"
"This is not, my daughter-in-law her brother came, the first time to meet, I should not be good performance? You must help your brother at such a critical time." "Said the monkey.
"Roll on, no!" I simply refused to say, "What kind of relatives of your wife came, with what have I bleeding, no, not borrow."
"Well, if you don't borrow it, that's fine, then I won't go. Let's just say this one kilowatt light bulb, see if you feel bad?"