Essence of Eternity
By consuming this Essence you embrace living a truly eternal existence.
* At the time you drink this Essence you will be cured of any and all physical ailments, pre-existing conditions, psychological trauma, and other unwanted mental conditions, ailments, disabilities, etc. Your body will be reset to be strong, healthy, and athletic with zero genetic defects or pre-existing conditions. Your age will also be reset to the prime of life, unless you were already younger.
* You will cease aging once you reach the prime of life, and you will live forever. Your health and fitness will always be maintained as if you were practicing clean and healthy living and receiving comprehensive modern medical care throughout, even if you are not. You will always eventually recover 100% and without impairment from any injury, even if you normally would not.
* Your mind and soul are also fully adapted to an eternal existence. Your memory will be able to index and process any number of eons of stored experiences as easily as it already could have done so for your original mortal lifetime. You are wholly immune to any ennui, boredom, despair, etc., that might be caused by your extended lifespan. You will remain as able to relate to and empathize with those around you as much as you always could, and in general will not be changed, embittered, or otherwise subjected to unwanted value drift by your eternal existence… except possibly for the better.
* You have impenetrable plot armor versus death, death of personality, psychological destruction, and other really bad things. Narrative causality will always twist just enough to ensure that nothing can permanently remove you from the action economy against your will. Even things like banishment to a nether-realm, entombment, etc., will eventually fail and let you find a way out. Even if the very planet you live on should be destroyed or the universe itself eventually succumb to final entropy, you will have opportunities to escape to another place beforehand.
* Optional: You may share this Essence with those you truly, deeply, and intimately care for. No cheesing, the ineffable powers behind the Essence Meta will know if you really mean it or not. You may not do take-backs once you have shared it, so be careful who you choose.
* When you are finally ready to stop living and move on to what comes next, you will. This will only happen if you wish to do so while entirely in your right mind and with the utmost sincerity.
Essence of Ultimate Intellect
By consuming this essence, the ultimate proof of the power of pure intellect, you transcend all possible limits of intelligence.
* Your purely intellectual faculties are now conceptual, incalculable, and immeasurable. This includes but is not limited to things such as adaptability, agility, analysis, calculation, cognition, competence, deduction, focus, hand-eye coordination, instinct, intuition, learning rate, memory, multitasking, pattern recognition, perceptiveness and attention to detail, reasoning, reaction time, and self-awareness.
* You are able to perfectly learn, memorize, recall, comprehend, and utilize any skill or knowledge as quickly as you are exposed to it. Even things that would take great lengths of time for other prodigies to learn could be mastered to perfection and beyond by you in virtually no time at all. Your memory is otherwise truly perfect in all respects, although you may choose to selectively let things fade.
* Abilities that involve an external physical or social component, such as physical skills, mind-over-body control, or charisma and/or interaction skills, may be honed to perfection and beyond as far as the purely internal/mental components go but are still capped by the normal physical limitations of the universe regarding how such perfected-plus execution might be limited by your body or another's ability to perceive and respond to your stimuli.
* Your optimized mind gains a peerless capacity for self-analysis and self-reflection. You can clear-headedly process and resolve your guilt and truly learn from both your successes and your failures, and then use what you've learned to make yourself a wiser, stronger-willed, and generally better person. Your emotions will be adapted for dealing with eternity and you are immune to PTSD and unwanted value drift. Otherwise you will still remain "yourself" as much as possible despite your new level of sentience, without risking the death of personality that can sometimes accompany transcendence.
* At the time you first drink this Essence you will be cured of any and all physical ailments, psychological trauma, and other unwanted mental conditions, ailments, disabilities, etc..
* This Essence immediately becomes part of your most inherent and innate nature upon first consuming it, and from that point on its benefits will permanently and irrevocably be with you at all times unless voluntarily toggled by you as per the above benefit. Nothing else can ever remove or weaken your intellect in any way; curses, magic, Clarketech, even the will of ROB or equivalent beings, nothing.
Essence of the Innovator
By consuming this crystal-clear liquid you become imbued with the very essence of artifice, invention, and craft.
* You are now the greatest scientist, engineer, and inventor alive, and perhaps the greatest that has ever lived. Your aptitude for such things as mathematics, the physical sciences, mechanical intuition, etc., is so high that such things are as effortless as blinking or breathing for you. Having actual instructional materials or samples/phenomena available to study and reverse-engineer is still very useful for you, but even without them you can still work out entire bodies of knowledge merely from first principles - it just takes longer.
* In addition to your prodigious talent for innovation of all kinds your overall cognitive functions such as perceptiveness, learning speed, reaction time, and pattern recognition are heightened to the highest levels naturally attainable for your species. You also gain a perfect memory with infinite storage, instant recall, perfect indexing, tamper-proofing, and protection from harmful memories.
* The only limits on your talent are what resources are available to work with and the inherent physical laws and limitations of the cosmos you inhabit... the true limitations, not just the ones that are believed to exist by other, lesser scientists. Otherwise the sky is the limit. Engineering superpowers in yourself or other people, outright miracles of medicine, "clean" zero-point energy, artificial intelligence, power armor, whatever... provided that it could hypothetically be possible for someone else someday, you can start doing it right now.
* Almost any field of knowledge is valid for your talents as an Innovator, not merely technology or engineering. Study political science and come up with ideas on how to vastly streamline and re-engineer administrative systems, devise new and highly effective martial arts by working from basic principles of biology, anatomy, and applied physics, create new languages that allow speaking or thinking with greater efficiency, or use your study of mathematics and harmonics to compose wondrous new music; all this and much more is possible for you.
* Your supernal talent for innovation lets you accomplish your research & development projects without assistance and with incredible speed. Things that would 'merely' be incredibly advanced feats of engineering are usually doable for you as fast as you can assemble the initial prototype, needing at most only a single test run to get dialed in perfectly. Outright pushing the boundaries of physics or otherwise trying to work with anomalies and cosmological loopholes requires actual trial-and-error research, but can still be completed within a reasonable time frame.
* At the time you first drink this Essence you will be cured of any and all physical ailments, psychological trauma, and other unwanted mental conditions, ailments, disabilities, etc.You receive no special Essence powers for maintaining your fitness but the abilities you have should let you easily create ultra-efficient physical training programs for yourself, find ways to enhance your physical longevity, or otherwise develop yourself as much as is scientifically possible.
Essence of Drakath
By consuming this Essence, you become an avatar of Chaos!
●An intimate connection to the Plane of Chaos, allowing you to manipulate its energies at your whim.
●The ability to corrupt others into minions, and you can turn anything into a vector for this corruption. For example, a showtune.
●A neat set of durable, spiky purple and grey armor that can take a beating. It also has an eye on the chestplate that you can see through.
●You can fire off energy attacks capable of one-shotting an undead flying dragon that can carry a sizable castle on it's back.
●You are, overall, absurdly powerful, to the point that someone with the power of two gods is required to push you.
Essence of the Tree of Knowledge
By drinking this essence made from the fruit of the Tree of knowledge you gain the following benefits
●You gain nigh-omniscience that allows you to know almost everything in the past, present and the future. The way this works is that you already have the knowledge but when you focus on a specific topic it comes to the forefront of your mind.
●This also manifests as a clairvoyance that allows you to observe events that will happen at a different place as though you were present yourself. Whether it is observing a time-traveler going to the past and his actions or the end of the universe itself. You can witness it.
●This ability is completely undetectable. Nobody can know you're watching them unless you allow them to know.
●This essence will function regardless of what universe you are in. If you go to the Nasuverse - you will gain almost all knowledge of the root which includes how to achieve any of the True magics in a year at most or if you're in the Darksiders verse - you could know the secrets of the demons or creating entire planets and life itself in all it's forms.
●Regardless of what shape the knowledge exists in you know it whether it is science, magic or the deepest secrets of the universe.
●A side effect of this essence has granted you incredible intelligence and wisdom on par with the smartest and wisest individuals in the omniverse. Your mind and soul have turned into a bulwark of the highest order making it impossible to affect your mind negatively in any manner no matter what. This also means that any abilities you possess, whether biological or mental or spiritual, that can effect another persons mind and soul such as telepathy, incubus aura, pheromones, mind control, Supernatural charisma etc are completely undetectable and unbreakable even by Omnipotent and Omniscient beings.
●You gain a pocket dimension containing a tree that bears a fruit once a week. Eating that fruit will give you the entirety of the knowledge regarding a single category and traveling to different universes updates this knowledge. What category the fruit grants is dependent upon your base knowledge and what you need most. These categories can range from Engineering to Magic to Cooking to Washing or Swimming or Smithing or Alchemy etc. If you get the Magic category then all knowledge of magic will be yours regardless of whether it is demonic, divine, conceptual or simple mortal magic.
●A final ability is the ability to always get the best possible outcome for yourself. This essentially serves as a Path to Victory that you can turn on and off at will. You can always succeed regardless of the odds so long as you make full use of the knowledge you possess and take advantage of whatever opportunities you need to succeed.
Essence of the Futanari
By drinking this thick white creamy totally not cum essence you gain several boons
●You become a futanari, a woman with a dick, whether that is just a dick, a dick and vagina but no balls or all three is up to you
●A one-time full body resculpt although your body does have to be female
●You gain a dick the size of which is up to you, if you have falls you may choose the size
●You have full control over your loads and are able to make them just a tiny drop or a literal river of cum
●You gain full control over your fertility/virility
●You are immune to all sicknesses and diseases
●You may at any time hide your dick making you appear as just female
●you and your sexual partners operate on porn physics, making sure that not only are they not harmed if you have a literal bitch breaker nor will they be affected by a river of cum being poured into them
●You can fit your dick into even the skimpiest of underwear no matter how large it is and there will never be a bulge nor will it be uncomfortable
●you have infinite stamina, but you can stop having sex whenever with no difficulty, after all just because you can go on for all eternity that doesn't mean your partner can
●You have unlimited fluids
●All of your fluids are like a supercharged aphrodisiac, even the iciest soul would be reduced to an utter slave begging for another taste, luckily no one can overdose on it. You can toggle this effect or only have it affect certain fluids. This effect bypasses any passive or active resistances or immunities that might stop it
●Your sexual organs are similarly mighty, whether it is a sword that Aphrodite herself would swear devotion to or a sheet that could tame even the mighty Zeus himself. You would be hard-pressed to find any being that wouldn't utterly submit their being to you after a round of sex. Even beings that would generally be highly resistant if not outright immune will find themselves defenseless to you
Essence of the Alchemist
By drinking this essence you gain the following boons
●Beyond genius intellect
●Gain immense potential in all forms of medicine, magical and mundane and both mundane and magical chemistry(potions)
●Immunity to poisons and diseases both mundane and magical
●supernatural knowledge of any and all plants and materials as well as knowledge of how to safely obtain them
●Knowledge of planting and caring for any and all types of plants
●Immune to dangerous effects from potion fumes, plants(like mandrakes) or curses on metals and such
●Gain a laboratory that contains everything you will need to begin crafting potions or medicine. You can access the lab through a portal or just teleporting there, it is up to you on which
Essence of Bayonetta
By Drinking this essence you gain the following boons
●A One-time full body resculpt
●Your body becomes a perfect mix of Umbral witch and Lumen Sage
●You gain the Combat skill and Experience of Bayonetta, Jeanne and Balder, optionally you may simply gain their Natural talent instead
●You are now immortal, your body is reset to its prime or if you're not at your prime yet then you will continue aging until your prime where your aging will stop forever. Unlike the rest of your kind you do not need a special watch to keep you young as for you it is internal. While you can technically be killed you will simply revive and wake up somewhere you consider home, or if you have nowhere like that then you will wake up in Rodins guest room in his bar
●Rodin has agreed to Lend you his guest room whenever you need it free of charge... well unless you count his grumbling as the price you have to pay
●You gain access to Rodin's bar whose owner has agreed to take you on as a client. Through Rodin you can trade halos for weapons, however unlike your new cousins Bayonetta and Jeanne he is willing to also make you devil weaponry although those will cost souls instead. You may access his bar from anywhere in the multiverse and can also use it to travel to places you've already been, though be ready to hear him grumble about it.
●Rodin can also create special equipment if you give him the halos of archangels or the demonic souls of one of the 72 pillars or if you can manage it one of the four princes
●Rodin has also Agreed to have training fights with you at any time free of charge so you can hone your skill
●You may also pay him an exorbitant fee in either souls, halos or a mixture of both to fight him for real and if you beat him not only will he make you a special piece of equipment but you will also gain a discount
●you gain Two sets of starting weapons of your choice, one set will be umbral weapons and the other will be lumen weapons, you may choose how they look and a minor special ability for each
●You gain the eyes of Creation, not only granting you The Sight allowing you to see the supernatural but also granting you the power of creation a truly bullshit power capable of many things, some of the few known are, a beam capable of destroying planets, fear generation, hope generation and much much more
●You gain access to magic, and while you are at first limited to the Bayonetta universes brand of magic, your magic is perfectly compatible with all forms of magic allowing you to use other forms once you find them
●You gain complete and utter mastery over time, not only being able to stop it but also being able to slow it or speed it up and of course you can even travel through it. You also gain immunity to all the complications that can happen by time traveling
●You gain a pair of contracts, one with a high-ranking demon and one with a high-ranking angel. This grants you all of the usual boons, such as being able to summon their limbs to attack your opponents
●You may form more contracts either through negotiation or through "negotiation"
●you may also summon your contracted demon/angel at will
●Your first Demon/Angel are perfectly loyal to you due to just how immensely unfair the first pair of contracts are in your favour
●You gain the power of the Wicked weave allowing you to not only make your outfit out of your own hair(don't worry it's comfortable) but also allows you to you it to attack
●You may at any time Choose to have Demons and Angels exist in your world, if you choose to you will find you have a scent that practically draws them in allowing you to gather halos/souls, you may toggle this scent off if you want some rest
●Optionally you may take a one-way trip to the Bayonetta universe whether the version you go to is canon fanon or even a crossover is up to you, don't worry about Rodin spilling your secret to Bayonetta or Jeanne either