My mom already gave you money, and you were supposed to be cooking for me, but instead, I end up cooking for you every day, deboning fish for you, scooping out bone marrow for you—I have to wait on you hand and foot while you eat!
I have to massage you all day, run errands for you, fan you when you're hot, bring you a blanket when you're cold, and quickly open windows for you when you find it stuffy, and close them when you find it too noisy. You won't even let me hit you a couple of times to vent my frustration. You started scheming early on, forcing me to forgive you, and your promises are worthless. You said I could eat whatever I wanted... but you lied to me again, and now there's not even any meat left!"
By the end of her speech, she began to wail, "You're not human at all, I hate you, and I'm going to give you the cold shoulder for a lifetime!"
Well, this...
