"Ugh, so sassy on a date!" Xin Chen sat on a park bench sipping bubble tea and eating stinky tofu, "Who's that guy sitting next to her?"
"I have no idea," Gu Tao squatted down, playing with a dung beetle using a bubble tea straw, "And she's all dressed up like she's someone important."
"Aren't you jealous?"
"Why the hell would I be jealous of her?" Gu Tao looked up, "By your logic, I shouldn't let any girl I know date, huh?"
"You're such a jerk."
"Brother, give me a break. I'm your brother-in-law!" Gu Tao said with a laugh, "I promised I wouldn't hit on other girls."
"You hit on them all the time."
"Bullshit."
Gu Tao stretched lazily, "Now I know why she blocked you. You text her about fighting while she's all lovey-dovey. Anyone with a brain would block you."
"It was you who sent that message, and told them to hurry up no less! Why don't you admit you were checking her out?"
"What's there to see? Haven't you seen enough?"
