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Chapter 41 - Life Is A Pop Test!

| Afternoon ~ Mahou High homeroom w/Eri...

| On that morning we.. our class was given a unusual surprise.

Eagerly, Miss. Farah said, ''My students and -my class. With the principal's special approval, I got a -extra --special pop test-for--you.''

The students asked, ''Wwhattt?!?''

| To spell things out; Miss. Farah would ask the whole class questions and.. and if one of us answers right, after a few tries... We are given a point?

| It appears that her questions are random, and.. up to her.

After a avid cough, Farah said, ''Okey! Question Nb 1; What type of food, does every single type of person eat --without-any doubt?''

(Students mumbling)

Boldly, Gotoh replied, ''That answer could only be -French fries!''

Smiling, Farah said back, ''Good close choice kid but, you're off.''

''Eri says rice!'' She shouted.

((Murmurs))

Amused, Farah answered, ''You were all incorrect. For you see_ What every person eats Is -unhealthy junk, even fully knowing that it's clearly unhealthy junk.''

The students shouted, ''-That's the answer?! For real?!''

Farah explained, ''Question Nb 2; What in their lives, do people desire to feel complete?''

Timidly but intensely, Teto asked, ''Is it love?!''

A nerd asked, ''It's bugs -rright?!''

Yori stated, ''Justice and order, I say.''

Perplexed, Farah replied, ''How are you guys so--off base??! The true answer Is__ all mankind crave toxic addictions to something ----above all else.''

Students uttered, ''Seriously?'' ''Whoa -deep!''

Secretly, Teto shyly thought, '(I)We guess.. we could relate to that..... '

Smirking, Hayato uttered, ''Dark. But amusing... ''

''whoa- Whoa! Eri must note that down, now!'' She exclaimed.

| Later>

Farah asked, ''Question eight!; -Why are some folks into studying stars -and-the --like?''

Contently, Eri replied, ''Because of c-const`llatians, -right?''

Irritated, Yori said to Eri, ''Uruh! Your grammar's ghastly. You're not a 4th grader.''

Gasping, Teto replied, ''It's because.. the world of stars are romantic, isn't it?''

In shock, Farah said, ''Wwow! You pretty much-got--it----right, Teto. And___ you kid have some clear issues. *Coughs with awe* Let me expand things a bit;

Those folks are only into stars, -in the hopes of --using the stars to--find-their -one--true---love. Doing stuff like zodiac animals, star signs, and other strange bonding stuff and things.''

Amused, Gotoh said while leaning back, ''Really? Hahah! Sounds like waste`a time, the way you put things- teach!''

To herself, Teto groaned, ''Ahww...!''

| Later>

Pleased, Farah said, ''O-key! Last question, -Question 15!; What type of smart persons, does our world have need for -to--thrive?''

((Multiple eager answers))

Gotoh proudly replied, ''Somebody who knows how to bring the laughs.''

Proudly, Yori replied, ''One who has a innate sense of heroi-J-JU----justice. Hrm.''

Quietly, Hayato commented, ''Not Gotoh's smarts, for sure.''

''The knowledge to act`eth as another self~'' Mika added, as he appeared than vanished.

Teto sadly said, ''How to be sensitive to your friends... ''

Thinking deeply, Eri said unsure, ''Urh? Is it_ ALWAYS thinking of new things???''

((Sudden silence))

With surprise, Farah expressed, ''Eri? Oooooo-Wow!! Yes. Creative people who think outside the box, -is truly what -our--world--runs----on! You are right!''

*Writes on board* ''Now-now.'' *Clap-clap* ''Students, and class. -This test -is----settled.''

| Later ~ After school...

Amazed, Gotoh babbled, ''Oh my DJ's! The teach's surprise test this afternoon, was weirdly radical. That smart-jabble stuff our `teach was gushing, makes..me...feel____

Swole!!!'' He shouted, turning freakishly buff and huge.🀣

*Scared shouts*

Hayato shouted out, ''Gotoh! He -he... He's so sure of himself, that he transformed into a... Swole Anime Man!!''

Smugly, Gotoh remarked, ''That's rightio! I'm anime swole!''

Farah interrupted to say, ''By the way, students; You all scored below the average, and -I'm sorry to tell you.. You will all have to be given -extra homework... ''

((~Deflating fart~))

''My swoleness..... was just a joke..... '' Gotoh complained, turning lifeless.

| the end.....

  1. πŸ€“ Remember. Mika is from another class, so... How was he there?
  2. Swole. =Modern day slang. Means ''Powerfully buff.''