"Maybe..." Jack lay on his side on the boulder, thinking about the cause and effect. If the opponent knows that the hot commodity on the bar is him, then if he really wants to fight, the mage will definitely be an indispensable fighting force, and he will even use any other ghosts. Guys who can attack from a distance are always a pain in the ass.
But the biggest question is why are they chasing after them? If there are considerable factors behind it that are led by them? In the past, when the rationalistic brothers chased themselves and Lu Zhong, they only met each other on a narrow road and fought and killed them; it was not like now that they would chase and kill them wherever they found out where they were, even if they had an additional enemy to take the lead. . Is there any reason why they can't lose face and dignity?
Lu Zhong, who was deep in thought, even thought that the Nine-Nine Warriors Ranking was a ranking craze that arose a few years ago when the Alpairians ranked various heroes without authorization and issued three-color cards. With the personalities of these two brothers, just occupying the top two positions is not enough. What's the point of engaging in something that causes disputes in the world?
The people resting by the mountain stream each had their own thoughts and calculations. A thought flashed through her mind, and Yan Yan asked about another thing: "Sister Guan Mang, you said Dora Rapunzel brought out several magic weapons. Which ones are they? Do you know them? Let's talk about them first. Some preparation."
"If I remember correctly, the goblins and dwarves were missing six weapons during the inventory..." Seeing Wuruo's eyes showing that it didn't matter, Guan Mang counted them with his fingers. "There are Senna's Justice Staff that can store lightning magic, Toin'er Fire Claw with fire attribute, Dorrington Battle Ax with attack power bonus, Soldier's Dagger that can detect various monsters, and Iszi that stores fireball magic. A flaming sword, and a staff of Somera that can control the minds of animals."
"Controlling animal minds?" Jie Qi found it interesting. "What's the use of that?"
Refuting Jie Qi's contempt, Guan Mang further explained: "Don't underestimate the Somera Shepherd Staff. The magic contained in it can even forcibly control the mind of a dragon. If it is an ordinary livestock, hundreds of cattle and sheep can No problem, even humans are subject to mind control. This is the staff that was forged by an elder of the goblin tribe, Ms. Somera, after she killed the mind flayer."
"Dragon?" Jack was thinking about how the Min brothers could hide such a big thing. Suddenly seeing the golden figure beside him, he laughed. "Hey! I found the reason why your companions were arrested." The Flying Sword Weasel looked back and squeaked a few times.
Others had wondered what they could do with the Somera staff to control such weasels. But when I think back to the previous miserable situation of the monster Shen Yuer, I seem to understand a little bit. I saw flying knives and ferrets looking up to the sky and roaring. Birds and beasts were commotion in the surrounding mountains and forests, and tigers and leopards were retreating. Three big golden weasels appeared not far away, and the flying knife weasel who was beside Jack ran to join the other three rats.
Wuruo, who was seriously injured, said worriedly: "Aren't you afraid that they will catch up with you if you make such a loud noise?"
"Haha!" Lu Zhong laughed loudly as he put on his ragged clothes. "I just want them to catch up and let me give them a good beating and vomit out all the bad water in their stomachs. I don't know what they are up to. It's like shaking them after urinating. It's really uncomfortable. .I don't know when it will happen to me."
Listening to the rude metaphor, everyone just laughed bitterly. The Flying Knife Weasel was returning to Jack's side, and the other three were running to nowhere.
"If people can't be ruthless, how can swords be sentimental?" Two people with similar martial arts characteristics were discussing swords happily.
On the way to Tenmon Jingshan via land or ferry, you can see a group of people leaving Sakai. This is the easiest way after losing the boat. Also because Sakai and Tianmen Jingshan are not far apart, only about ten days of journey plus boat trip, this was also a decision made after everyone discussed it. Wu Ruo and Guan Mang also stayed with Jack for the time being.
The group of people had already swept away every trace of haze left by Sakai. It's really uncomfortable to always worry about other people's conspiracies. The best way is to pretend that it doesn't exist, and the skills of a few experts are not weak. Chatting enthusiastically can relieve the boredom of the journey. In the past, the chivalrous woman took care of her children with great care, which was much better than the other two strange men. It's just that the famous flower that everyone held in their palms and cared for in the past has now returned to the world from a brothel. There are still more mysteries surrounding her than what is known on the outside.
It's just that among these juniors, no one dares to ask. On the contrary, Lu Zhong, as the pioneer, talked about everything in these days. "I'm so impressed with you that you actually jumped into a brothel with your heart to practice this sword. When I heard this rumor, I almost bit off my own tongue and swallowed it. I couldn't believe it. I thought it was just from somewhere. Give birth to a girl who looks exactly like you, or some village pig can spread the rumor."
"Are you disappointed? I didn't know that among my many admirers, there was someone like you." Lan Xiufang approached Lu Zhong, shaving his bearded face and smiling.
The fat bald man didn't take it too seriously and laughed twice. "I won't be disappointed. Only those bastards like you will be really disappointed. After chasing a female who has been unable to catch up for most of his life, you can buy it with only a few taels of silver in the end. I don't know what they will think."
"Hehehe~ Let them think about it. I don't live for them, and the world doesn't revolve around them." Opening her arms, Lan Xiufang spun forward several times gently and deftly. His expression was so uncomfortable. "Eliminate the pain of the seven emotions and the thoughts of the six desires. Although the body is in the fire of karma, it is like soaking in the Western Buddhaland. It is like three feet of temples, three feet of silk, three feet of wasted time, and three feet of bangs."
"The chapter on those who know the magic and know it!" Lu Zhong exclaimed in surprise. Lan Xiufang looked up at the sky, thoughtfully.
"Tong Qi Jian?" In recent days, Jie Qi has heard this term for the second time. "I heard from Grand Bo Gong that the Tongmi Jian is the best book in the world, but no one knows what the problem is. Qian'er took a closer look at Li Youyin's sword skills and body skills. He said that they were also from the Tongmi Jian, and he didn't know. What a magical trick. What's so strange about this book?"
"You can't say this." Lu Zhong pondered for a while, "Li Youyin, that little thief, only saw a chapter in the chapter on things. Now that I have understood this, I also intuitively feel that the future life is to be feared. In order to establish the life and death of the Martial God I have just had a glimpse of the chapter on swords and weapons. I have benefited as much as what I gained from living in the mountains and forests in the past, fighting against tigers and wolves."
"Is that so?" Yan Yan recalled carefully, "most of the documents recorded in the family and the magic book have been lost. The ones that survive today are only fragments, which were sealed by the Feng Shui Tu family in the overlord's armor-removing cave. I don't know where the head of the Six Stars of Angsu came from. Obtain at least part of the Monogatari Chapter. If the eldest brother sees the Weapon Chapter from the Martial God, and Sister Lan gets the Martial Arts Chapter, what about Brother Jack, who made a pact with the Martial God?"
As soon as this question came out, everyone looked at Jack. The blond sword master just shook his head. "I did not see."
"What? You have also made a covenant with the God of War! Could it be that you were dragged into the water by Senior Lu and Senior Lan?" As soon as Jie Qi spoke, big fists and fat hands flew beside him. He was beaten so hard that he dared not dare.
"Who said we dragged him down?" "It was the bird-bearing hozen that dragged me down!" Lan Xiufang and Lu Zhong sang together, extremely indignant. The two of them stared at the man who looked like he had nothing to do with him. Lan Xiufang poked Jack with his sword. "If they hadn't been chasing you, throwing three Martial God Orders in a row, and telling you that they would test your martial arts in nineteen years. We who had accepted the Martial God Orders out of nowhere would have been dumbfounded. It's not like you're still here, it's not like running away, anyway. They are all dead words, so they have to work hard to make progress in these nineteen years. Do you think that martial arts is so easy to practice, how can it be like something you brought out from your mother's womb. At least, it is finally a chance to see the magic book. Now that I think about it, it is still I don't think it's worth it! Tell me! How can you compensate me?"
Every time you say something, poke your finger. After being poked fifteen times by Lan Xiufang with real force, Jack was already covered in bruises and hugging his belly. "You...you weren't so snobbish before. Oh my God! Where did our best heroine in the world go?"
He grabbed Jack by the collar and pulled him forward, holding Lan Xiufang face to face. "Nineteen years have passed and everyone has changed. You have also changed a lot."
Seeing that the atmosphere in front of him was not right, Jie Liang quickly changed the subject. "Lan Qian..." The sword light flashed in his eyes again! The courage almost jumped out of Jie Liang's mouth, but he quickly changed his words when he thought of the key point. "Sister Lan──" the former Tian Jue Sword finally softened a lot, "─ please calm down. In fact, with Jack's power alone, no one in the Pleiades is an opponent. In this case, there is no need to be afraid of the combined power of the three. What about the God of War? No matter how powerful the God of War is, he is still a human being."
The old enemies sighed in unison, their expressions dejected. "It's good that they are really human beings." Jack looked at the other juniors with a smile and said nothing. Jie Liang and Jie Qi were just puzzled by the frustrating words they said. If they were not human beings, could they be monsters? Yan Yan had the same idea. Suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed through her mind, and the girl from the Yan family remembered this passage in her father's book collection:
'The mountain atmosphere is lingering, and there are hidden temples and buildings; the clouds and mist are thick, and flying rocks are everywhere. There are people in the world who have crossed the threshold of life and death and jumped away from the ordinary realm. Refining elixirs to seek the Tao, cultivating the mind and nourishing the mind are very miraculous. '
"Could it be that they are... immortals!" As soon as Yan Yan said this, Jack, Lu Zhong, and Lan Xiufang nodded three times at the same time in perfect agreement. Yan Yan asked again: "What is that magic book...?" Jack replied casually: "Actually, it's just the reflections written by a bunch of boring old men."
Walking on the forest path, Jack took a thin bamboo from the bamboo forest he passed before. At this time, simple processing is being done to make it a competent fishing rod. He had already prepared the fishing line, fish hooks and other things before yesterday. He only waited for the fishing rod to be completed and then he could fish in his spare time. Of course, he only thinks about fishing and is not very interested in fish that are unfortunate enough to be caught.
Occasionally, I would pass by travelers and businessmen on the road. As soon as they saw the blond figure, they would always lower their heads and walk away in a hurry. There were even a few times when I met a lonely person, and when I saw Jack's blond hair, I would fall to the ground in shock, and run away crawling. However, the big devil that everyone said was only focused on making his own fishing rod, and just turned a blind eye to other unrelated people... maybe he really didn't see it.
Just as we entered the final production process, the sun was high in the sky. Even in the cool autumn, no one wanted to walk under the noon sun. Nestled in the shade of the trees beside the road, most people rested with their heads on the trees. Yan Yan took out the water bag, drank a few sips to moisten her throat, and then passed it on to others. Jack's blue eyes were staring blankly into the distance, lifeless, and the half-finished rough handmade pole stood beside him. He must have fallen asleep again.
"Are you a crazy blond man! Today I am here to do justice for heaven!"
Hearing a cooing cry, a woman wearing an apricot yellow crown and Bagua Taoist robe rushed forward with a long sword. Is this the first person in recent days who has threatened to do justice for heaven? No one can remember clearly.
As usual, the Jie brothers fought one after another. At least their men never hurt anyone, they just beat the opponent away. This time, of course, it was the same as before. Jie Qi spotted an opening in the woman's body, turned around, and used his palm to restrain the attacker. This was the first time he met such an easy opponent. Jie Qi sighed in his heart and was about to persuade him to leave. But he saw the woman's free hand forming a seal, and shouted: "It's in the southwest, the wood falls off the leaves!"
"Crack, crack, crack... bang... bang!..." The tree where Jack was sleeping dropped many strange things, including fallen leaves, fruits, caterpillars... and even a twig finally fell, directly Hit the Juggernaut on the head. Those dull eyes slowly focused, and the anger was clearly visible. Several juniors first thought of the word 'bad', and then thought of 'Oh! Damn it! Feng shui master! '
"Don't run away if you dare~!" "Wow~" Breaking free from Kai Jieqi's restraints, the female Feng Shui master screamed and ran away. The furious Juggernaut also caught up, and the two of them ran into the forest. Everyone could only follow quickly.
"You're dead! You're dead!" The angry guy threatened, and only heard another sweet voice: "The green dragon in the east has withered grass and trees, and the white tiger in the west has strong fire and is in the middle, fierce!"
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"
After a period of terrible wailing and rolling and stumbling sounds, there was another period of silence. They stopped to look at each other, then turned to look at the forest ahead. There was a terrifying silence inside, followed by a strange laugh.
"Uwahahahahaheheheheheheheheehee~! You're done! You're done! You're not even qualified to die! Obediently accept the horrific sanctions that you will never have the chance to enjoy again in this life! Wahahahaha ~"
"Yeah~!"
...The feet of several juniors seemed to be nailed to the ground. It was the first time they heard Jack make such a frightening declaration. The three seniors at the back rewarded each with a sword. "Don't you think it's troublesome to be here as a roadblock? Hurry up." A group of people hurried forward again.
Through the trees, there is a larger open space. Following the direction where Jack might be chasing the female Feng Shui master, they were about to follow quickly, but Taoist Qiao stopped everyone. The old Taoist with a wretched appearance now gave off a refined light, and he lay on the ground and slowly moved forward. Flying Sword Weasel, who was following at the end, looked at the old man with his limbs on the ground, his expression just confused.
"really."
"What's true?" Listening to Qiao Laodao's confident words, Lu Zhong followed behind, confused.
After extinguishing the fire on the ground and pulling out all the dead grass on the other side, Taoist Qiao breathed a sigh of relief. "As the saying goes: If you lose your luck, even gods can't escape. That Nizi is a master in Feng Shui, and even our blond madman brother can't escape. Hehehehe~"
Listening to Taoist Qiao's gleeful laughter, the Jie brothers just stared at the destroyed Feng Shui trap on the ground. No wonder the elders in the family once said: It doesn't matter if you provoke a wolf or a tiger, even if you provoke the world's best martial arts master. After returning home and accepting the family law, the elders are still willing to stand up for him depending on the situation and the reason. Even if you offend the Feng Shui master, you are not allowed to say your surname is Jie, and you are not allowed to go home. You might as well die outside! Now that I think about it carefully, it does make sense. This kind of attack is unstoppable, even for any master.
"Wahahaha! Got it! Got it! You're miserable! You're miserable! Wahaha~"
Everyone shouted in unison and hurriedly looked in the direction of the sound. They just begged Jack not to kill more people.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~!" "Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"
The sudden laughter made everyone almost stumble into the woods covered with branches and low grass. Listening to the endless laughter, I slowly found the location of the two of them. The female Feng Shui master was wrapped three times by the fishing line and tied tightly to the tree. Jack had taken off her boots...and was tickling her furiously, a look of madness on his face.
Listening to the wild laughter that echoed in the sky, looking at the faces that couldn't bear it and laughed desperately, with runny noses and tears, the only word in everyone's heart was cruelty. Yan Yan even whispered close to the Jie brothers: "If one day I really provoke Jack to this extent, I would be very grateful to kill me first." Everyone who watched this torture felt the same way.
It's painful to laugh so hard. Especially when you laugh to the limit, crying and peeing, it doesn't look much better than a hanged person. And the person in front of me... it's better not to describe it. In short, apart from rolling your eyes and foaming at the mouth, it won't be a good-looking situation.
Leaning against the camphor tree by the river, Jack was working hard to complete the fishing rod. The handmade rod in line with his usual style was gradually taking shape. The Flying Sword Weasel lay beside him, enjoying the coolness of the shade. As for the poor female Feng Shui master, she was wrapped in the matchmaker's cloak to keep out the cold, shedding tears while washing her dirty clothes.
Before, it was only through the combined efforts of Lu Zhong and Lan Xiufang that they were able to fight off the crazy man. With the persuasion and help of the other two girls, the female Feng Shui master, who was extremely traumatized both physically and mentally, was finally brought to the river to wash herself. Jie Liang and Jie Qi couldn't believe that someone would treat a girl like this. Maybe raping her directly would be better than humiliating her like this.
Looking at the pretty face crying like pear blossoms and raindrops, Jie Qi couldn't help but comfort him. "Stop crying." The hand that he intended to put lightly on the other person's shoulder was waved away. "Don't comfort me!"
Looking at his eldest brother, he smiled helplessly, and the girl he saw shouted excitedly: "What are you laughing at!" Before he could explain, the other party started to roar hysterically. "Ah~ I know you must be laughing at me! You are laughing at me, a rotten woman who is already eighteen or nineteen years old and still poops and pees on her pants! I must be rotten! I must be rotten!"
He grabbed hold of Jie's clothes and opened his eyes wide-eyed. The man, who didn't know what he said or did wrong, desperately looked away and pointed. "Girl...girl...your..." She was naked under the oversized cotton cloak. Realizing that her virginity was unreservedly exposed to the sun, she tightened her cloak, turned around and screamed, giving Jie Qi a slap in the face.
The innocent guy just stroked his cheek, while the others just looked at him with sympathy and shook their heads. The worst man in the back was sneering. The things in my hand have been completed, and I am testing the elasticity and flexibility of the fishing rod.
"You...why are you laughing!"
"Do you want to take care of me? Am I bothering you by laughing at me?"
Listening to the prelude of the dispute between the two, everyone was worried. Who knows what Jack will do next? The matchmaker tried to persuade the little girl who was three heads shorter than her, but the girl who was so angry couldn't understand the advice. She put her hands on her hips and was ready to curse. As soon as he realized the evasive glances of the two young boys, he quickly tightened his only body-protecting cloak.
"You're in trouble! Do you know who you've offended? You've offended..."
"I don't care who you are?──" Jack grabbed the topic, "──Teaching someone a lesson for messing with me and having to do a wealth investigation, then if the other person doesn't tell me, I don't have to beat him up. So much nonsense? Of course. Let's fight first! Anyway, as long as he's not dead, the other person won't be crying for his father, mother, grandpa, or grandma. Tell me! Tell me! Which dead person's bones are you going to drag out?"
"You...!" The female Feng Shui master was speechless for a while. After finally letting go of his lower lip that was about to bleed, he pointed his halberd at Jack and shouted, "Okay! Listen to me clearly! I am the granddaughter of Grandpa Tu, who is now the head of Southeast Asia. When people see her, they will call her Tu Yingxiang, the beauty of Tu!" "
Upon hearing the Tu family's tuba, the expressions of several juniors changed. If we want to talk about Feng Shui masters, the Tu family would rank second, but who would dare to rank first? Not to mention that the Tu family is now able to govern people by controlling water. It is a family that is regarded as the co-owner of many town communes in the southeast, including Qinglong Banner. This is worse than offending an unknown Feng Shui master.
"Hahahaha!" Jack looked at the fat bald man next to him and laughed wildly for a while. Lu Zhong, who was also smiling, rubbed his head. "What a rude little girl. It was Tu Kui who came here, but he didn't greet me politely when he saw me. It's not like you to shout and kill me."
"Don't call grandpa by his first name! Acting for heaven is what people in the world should do. The six monsters of Angsu always say that the Tu family is not qualified to lead the southeast. Today I will take in you guys who can't even do anything to the six monsters. People, to show off the prestige of the Tu family!"
"I don't know if this guy is a beauty with earthen eggs or a beauty with duck eggs. I don't know who just screamed, ran for his life, and pooped all over his pants. It's so embarrassing that he still has the guts to talk nonsense here. "
Listening to Jack's destructive humiliation, Tu Yingxiang held her head and screamed excitedly. What could be more infuriating? Seeing the Thousand Sword Killer in front of me leisurely swing the fishhook into the river, and then quickly withdraw it. The anger in his stomach rushed to his forehead, but he hesitated and didn't know what to curse. Staring directly at the other person, he moved towards Jack step by step.
"Wait a minute!" Lan Xiufang was slightly surprised after hearing Tu Yingxiang's words. "You asked those six old men Min Zhanlian to create...the six monsters of Angsu?"
"I don't care what the six monsters call each other. The Tu family has been suffering from the anger of these six monsters in the past few years, and they want to give them a blow. So, just go ahead and capture them, you guys!" He made a very untimely imposing gesture. . It was a pity that Jack and the other three had already gathered in a circle to discuss things, and no one paid attention to Tu Yingxiang.
"Are you going to bother Mr. Tu? I don't want to cause trouble."
"An extraneous thorn in the side? From my point of view, nothing will happen to you, this little brat, and you can't get away with it. If you involve the Min Zhanlian brothers again, who knows what their plans are. I don't want to just wait for them to come out. Come on, it's always boring to be chased. Let's find out what's going on in their heads."
"I also agree to go to the Tu family. I have received a lot of favors from Mr. Tu in the past, and I don't pay attention to him when something happens to him. It's not okay. What's more, the Tu family is not far from Tianmen Jingshan. There is still some distance during the autumnal equinox. , it would be good to find a place where you can adjust your breath and prepare for battle."
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Yanyan patted the neglected Tu Yingxiang a few times, and smiled with the experience and understanding of someone who had been there. "Just get used to it, our portion is not enough for them to care and pay attention to."