When did I drink another bottle of wine? All I know is that amidst the laughter and scolding of Night Demon, I really won't be bored.
His imagination is undoubtedly the strongest person I have ever seen, otherwise no one could have kept cursing people for so long without repeating the same thing and sentence. And this is also the first time I've seen someone being scolded to vomit blood... Oh my! Just as he thought about it, he spat out another mouthful of blood. Judging from his appearance, the internal injury is quite serious. This is exactly what is called chest depression and poor breath.
Moreover, the focus of everyone around them was almost concentrated in the center of the round table, with endless shouts and curses echoing, as well as constant pounding of the table and chest. No matter how brave a person is, in this situation of being tied up and waiting to be slaughtered, few can remain calm. Especially in the notorious underground cities, even me, without knowing the truth, probably only hold the same fear.
Hmm~? Why am I talking nonsense? Are you drunk? I shouldn't have such a bad tolerance for alcohol, right? Or rather... in such an environment and atmosphere, it already gives me a slightly tipsy feeling. What kind of mood should this be considered?
"The Great Demon King! The Great Demon King!" A dwarf ran to the round table in panic and shouted, and I couldn't help but perk up my ears. "He... they... they came back from outside the dungeon! They also brought back a large group of people they hadn't seen before."
They? I think it's probably those residents of the dungeon who went to the outside world and returned to the dungeon.
"Hehehehehe~" The Great Demon King listened to the report with strange laughter and wiping his mouth, saying, "Come on! What kind of person did you bring back this time? Come on, come on! My sincerity is enough to drown a person."
I asked myself in a low voice, who exactly has returned?
The King of Hell sitting beside me looked at me with a smile on his face, drank a glass of wine, and said, "It's probably the one who claims to be the Chief of the Dungeon City..."
"Ah! Tai Bao, Ah B..." The Night Demon Hero with sharp ears just glanced at the hall door and exclaimed happily. Before he could finish speaking, a wooden knife shot towards him. Taking on a potentially deadly weapon, he showed a rare expression of panic.
"Daredevil, what about politeness?"
"Tai... Tai Bao Ge, B Jie."
Turning to look at the hall door, a black panther led the way, and a man dressed in black walked behind the panther. The curled black hair that reached the shoulders casually dissipated, and the deep black pupils shimmered with an unusual light. The feeling that the whole person gives me seems to be synonymous with black, but it is not the gloomy feeling brought by dark corners; It is the kind of darkness that arises from standing under the sunlight, fighting against the light just to highlight one's own existence.
Next to him was a quite prominent woman. Mature, shrewd, rebellious and other terms seem to describe her only existence. The water blue high fork cheongsam draws the attractive curve without reservation. A circle of black eye shadow seems to highlight the characteristics of her face with the blood stained lip color. But when paired with the man in black next to her, everything about her seems to exist to complement the darkness.
And it's the characters who walk at the end that really make my scalp tingle, if their clothing doesn't match their actual profession. Five samurai, three equally looking scriptwriters, two female ninjas, and a chubby ninja holding a baby. Such adventurous groups only need to walk on the road to create a considerable sense of oppression.
The hall was silent, and everyone focused their attention on this group of people as they approached the central round table step by step.
"Ah..."
Simply calling out the name of the Night Demon Hero can take him a big step back, which makes me admit that he is indeed qualified to serve as the so-called "Chief of the Dungeon City" in the mouth of the King of Hell.
"... Gift! A wooden knife engraved with 'courage', made of old cypress wood. It's very hard!"
"Oh~really? Really! Where is the word?" happily played with the wooden knife in his hand, flipping around and looking for it.
Is the atmosphere just now fake?
The man in black brought the others to the Great Demon King and took out a beautifully carved red lacquered small box. On the box, only a few simple golden lines were used to clearly outline a picture of a heron playing in the water. He handed it to one of the wives of the Great Demon King and said, "The water and rouge you ordered. Before using it, lightly tap a layer of water and then apply a little water and rouge. The effect is very good."
"Wow~That's great! Today I'll kiss Tai Bao." The woman smiled and took it, lightly kissing the man's cheek. He respectfully bowed back and said gently, "My honor."
Oh my god... oh my god... what can I say about this... that's simply indescribable... or... perhaps a phrase like 'pond on a rainy day' has already said everything... is that something that human stomachs can do!
The hall was filled with deafening laughter and cries. Even the Great Demon King laughed happily and slammed the round table, shouting, "Great! That's great! You can do whatever you like, stay as long as you like! Don't let these rare creatures stay, it's a big loss for the dungeon! Wahaha~"
... a fierce fight? I forgot to consider their playful personality
The chubby ninjas clenched their fists and greeted the cheers from all directions. On the contrary, most of the ninja's companions showed embarrassed expressions and shook their heads helplessly.
At the same round table, the Night Demon Hero, who was silently watching, pointed at the Mountain Pig Man and cursed loudly, "You shameless pig head!"
The mountain pig man, who was full of complaints, stood up and flicked the pig's mane that covered his face to both sides, revealing the wild boar's face shape and fangs. The Night Demon Xia looked at it and smashed his mouth, saying, "Damn it! You are indeed a pig's head..."
The dejected expression didn't last long, and the Night Demon Hero put his harshness on his cheek again and began to curse loudly, "You damn head! Don't you think your parents worked hard to raise you, just to make you look like a person? What's not easy to learn, to learn to be like a person! You're a pig! A good pig can't survive, come and hang out with a dead head. You're just a fool, and the more you hang out, the more you get back! Have you ever thought about the meaning of losing face and being like a person for your pig father, pig mother pig ancestor?"
Amidst the curses of the Night Demon, the Mountain Pig doll responded with sign language, but it was of no use to the semi crazy person. The already lost mood, catalyzed by Night Demon Hero, turned into shame. If we constantly add ingredients to our ashamed will, the result will probably be like the mountain pig person in front of us, starting to feel angry.
Of course, angry people are not just the mountain boar people pointed at and cursed by the Night Demon Hero. Almost all the humans present, including myself, were full of fire. The reason is very simple, the Night Demon Warrior really talks too much about "people". However, I learned a lesson from here that using the word 'pig' to satirize people can actually hurt the pig's heart, if the pig can understand. And this is the situation right now. Using the word 'human' to curse pigs, not many people will feel better, right.
The Night Demon Hero still cursed on his own, and the people around him were already chattering and making gestures.
Looking aside, the Great Demon King made a few gestures, and the spicy beauty who came with the Tai Bao nodded slightly, then climbed onto the huge round table and walked to the side of the Night Demon Hero. Nodding his shoulders, he quickly made several gestures in a row. But the Night Demon only waved his hand and shouted loudly, "Don't make noise!" as he continued his rambling.
Pulling the Night Demon Warrior's body into a face-to-face position, the woman gestured a series of gestures. I don't understand why she didn't just use words? How many people really understand just by comparing like that?
The Night Demon Warrior, who was just in high spirits, was interrupted midway and seemed to have a bad temper. As he watched the woman's fingers fly, he closed his eyes with disdain and turned his head, saying, "Hey, hello! Sign language is faster than that. Who can understand it? Coincidentally, I forgot sign language today. Sister B, you should still use it."
Sign language? It turns out that she is not silent, but unable to speak. She stomped her feet angrily, and anyone could see that her heart had suffered greatly. It's no wonder, the personality of the Night Demon Warrior gives me the feeling of liking to grab someone else's fatal injury and sprinkle salt recklessly. Under his merciless attack, several people were able to maintain a calm mood. Think about it, I still haven't encountered a bad guy with the same temper as him. But that's also right! The emergence of a Night Demon Hero in this world is already enough to make people headache, there's a second one!
"Ah B," Tai Bao, who appeared behind the woman at some point, gently stroked her hair and said in harmony, "The Night Demon Hero happened to forget his sign language. It's not his fault. Let me teach you another set of body language that anyone can easily learn, even blind people can understand."
The Night Demon Hero let out a loud laugh, but still closed his eyes and said, "I don't know about this kind of thing. Brother Tai Bao, you should be less joking. Hahaha..."
"Night Demon, remember, this action is called 'Please listen carefully to me'."
I saw the Night Demon Hero with a bitter face, unable to make any sound. This is all because Tai Bao punched his left fist beautifully and greeted the Night Demon Warrior's belly. Slowly pull your fist back to your waist, stand straight, and kick your right foot out while your black pupils flicker.
Kicked a long distance away, the Night Demon Warrior knelt down on the round table and vomited. Tai Bao withdrew his right foot and said, "Night Demon Xia, this is called 'Please don't ignore my existence'."
Almost vomited out everything in his stomach, and before the Night Demon Warrior could even say a word, a fierce beating followed... Hmm. In their eyes, it might have been called "body language teaching", making this wild man a turtle grandson. I have never seen a night demon like this before. And the others in the hall are certainly cheering and cheering.
"This is called 'Do you understand?' Do you understand?..." Biting his teeth, Tai Bao kicked the curled Night Demon Hero on the ground with one foot after another, accompanied by the phrase 'Do you understand?'.
The heroic cheers I had seen before reappeared, but the protagonist changed. The call for "Tai Bao! Tai Bao!" kept going.
But surprisingly, Tai Bao did not respond to the heroic cheers. After he stopped kicking, he let out a deep breath. With a different expression, he picked up the fallen Night Demon Warrior and carefully sorted out the clothes that had been crumpled and disheveled by him. All kinds of voices gradually subsided, and everyone looked at me, I looked at you, dumbfounded over there, not knowing how to interface.
"Night Demon Xia, you have learned everything you just taught, haven't you?" Tai Bao smiled and said.
The dark faced Night Demon Hero took a small step back when he saw the smiling face. But his shoulder was firmly grasped, and the Tai Bao pretended to be concerned and asked, "Oh my! Night Demon Xia, how did you make this look? Who did it?"
Upon hearing that wicked concern, the Night Demon did not directly express his dissatisfaction as he had in the past. Instead, he cautiously raised his right hand and extended his index finger, slowly saying, "Just now... you..."
The index finger that couldn't be retracted in time was grabbed and folded down. Oh! That's very painful, I can imagine the expression on the Night Demon Warrior's face.
"Night Demon Xia, who did it?" asked Tai Bao again.
"... It's okay! It's okay! I made this virtue myself!" Suppressed the pain, the Night Demon Xia desperately explained the false explanation in one breath.
I saw Tai Bao holding onto the neck of the Night Demon Warrior and pulling it down, making a knee strike on the target's abdomen. "Who are you lying to, Night Demon Hero! Is there something wrong with you doing this on your own? I said I did it and you lied for what purpose. I'll ask you again, who made you do this?"
Holding onto his abdomen, the Night Demon Hero grimaced and said, "Tai Bao Ge, you did it."
Without saying a word, he grabbed the Night Demon's hair and slammed it heavily against the table. Tai Bao scolded, "What's the point of naming and calling me? Are you impatient with life? At least I take special care of you in the dungeon. You abandoned my kindness like this, and I only remember this petty hatred. Are you fighting me? Have you been looking down on me for a long time and want to replace my position? Say it! Say it!" He grabbed the Night Demon's head and slammed it hard a few times. Tai Bao shouted loudly, "I'm asking you for the last time, who hit me!"
Breaking free from the hands of Tai Bao, the Night Demon Hero immediately fled from afar. He hid behind me and said with a mournful expression, "Don't ask me again~Why are you all only targeting me~"
Upon hearing the question from Night Demon, the residents of the nearby dungeon said in unison, "Instruction No. 76: 'Teach Night Demon a lesson, there is no need for a reason.'"
Oh my goodness! No wonder... forget it, the vast majority of this should have been brought on by the Night Demon Hero himself.
The farce came to an end and once again sparked the call of Tai Bao. Even the King of Hell sitting next to me smiled and said to the Sun God, "Alright! Alright! He truly deserves to be the chief rogue of the dungeon! At best, the Night Demon Hero can only be considered an uneducated little rogue. When he meets the rude big rogue Tai Bao, it should be his turn to bring trouble. As the saying goes, 'Evil people need to be treated by evil people.' Alright~!" The two gods looked at each other and laughed heartily.