"Good enough. Let's proceed ahead. How you died? Fuaah. hahahahahahahaha".
It goes on for around 1 minute.
I don't remember much about accident, but how this person is laughing, i have bad feelings.
G: "I have to say this is hilarious method to die. As you don't remember much let me describe that for you. You were riding back from your work place to your home and you stopped at a red light. From behind you came truck, whose driver who hasn't slept for 18hr, nodded off, hit you from behind. By impact of that you flew in front side, at that time 1 bus crossing from right to left hit you, again you flew left side, you penetrated head first in windshield of car, in which couple was just about to make out, and by mistake guy kissed you on lips. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hahahahahahahaha"
G: "I have to say even in deathbed, you got kissed by guy."
After 1 minute.
Sigh.
After 5 Minutes.
Sigh.
After 10 minutes.
G: "Moshi Moshi, are you in there?"
Sigh.
G: "Stop Sighing. You have been doing that for past 10 minutes."
"Easy for you to say! I bet you have many wives."
He looks away.
G: "Let's proceed forward. I am Indra, King of heaven. I rarely face anyone, as this duty falls under Yama. But Seeing your case, hahahahahahahaha"
"Stop laughing"
"Sorry, your case was not at all funny so i come to judge on you. There is 2 ways forward, first is 'Heaven' as you have good deeds more than bed one, but for you heaven time is gonna be only for one year as difference between good and bed deeds are not that great.
Second i reincarnate you to another world as god's helper for do some of our works. By that deeds you can earn enough good deeds for leave in heaven until this epoch ends.
And mind you epoch ending is coming near but there is still 432000 years around 100 years plus or minus. That depends on destroyer of course."
"What i need to do?"
G: "Fast aren't you. But what can i say. Its' quite clear choice."
I nod as he says this.
G: "Okay, there is one world where you are needed. As there is quite some issues arising there.
Have you watched Naruto world?"
I Nod.
G: "Good. As you know its quite adventurous world and No, i don't want you to solve fighting issue between villages and all. Its work of Ashura's incarnation. He will solve that issue.
Issue is happening because of two other worlds is trying to clash there. one world is quite dangerous and second world is other adventurous world, known as One piece world.
It would have been good if one piece world is trying merge this one, but No, it will only touch with this world slightly, but dangerous world, it will penetrate this world for around 200 years."
"Are this world that much dangerous?"
G: "For me No. For Persons as strong as jōnin, Yes, if they encounter with monsters of that world."
"How the heck i will be able to handle them if jōnin like Kakashi or Asuma, can't?"
G: "Don't take tension, initially it will be only dangerous to normal people as starting monsters which will penetrate are not gonna be much dangerous than cats or dogs.
But afterwards, it will get dangerous for even Kages or Madara him self. But it will happen when Naruto reaches around 20 years of age. So you don't have to worry about that for time being."
"I can try. I will do my best."
G: "As far as promises go, that one really missed the mark.
Now for your reincarnation, I will pass your soul to 2 year old boy's body, who died on night of nine tails attack with his parents.
He was half Hyuga and half normal guy. Mother was, of course branch family member. and father was jōnin as kenjutsu specialist.
As boy was considered dead via trauma medical guy, and as his body was being taken care by morgue guy, i will pass your soul in body of boy before that.
As this goes you won't have to fear about 'Cage bird seal'."
I become happy, on listening about getting Byakugan without fearing 'Cage bird seal'.
Indra smiled mischievously on that. Now i know why, and you will know in due time.
G: "Now on base of your bad deeds, i am gonna add one punishment. Let's see, why not make this more challenging for you."
"More challenging than monsters, which can destroy 'Madara'."
G: "Now Now, don't be spoil sports. Let's see what can i do."
I seriously worry for my life.
G: "Lets take your Chakra away. You will only have 10% of Chakra of normal person."
😱😱😱😱
"Fuck my life."