The Western Hell's Master Satan, somehow contracted by an Eastern violence-prone Lady Death God, had a face full of gloom. He began to worry about his bleak future.
Upon seeing this, Heavenly Emperor Yu Siang felt somewhat compassionate, so little Xiao Yuzi approached Satan carefully and comforted him, "Brother Sa, actually, it's not as bad as you think. Look, if you were really screwed over by Heaven, well then, now that you're tied up with our Linda, she will surely help you deal with your enemies in the future. After all, you're one of us now, right?"
"But what I'm worried about is, what if I freaking die before my mortal enemy comes knocking? This damned binding spell, she... she hasn't even mastered it yet! If there turns out to be some side effect, wouldn't I be totally screwed?"
Satan's handsome face darkened, his mood becoming very heavy and oppressive.