"Right, Linda, give me your Twitter account so I can follow you. Now all the gods from the Eastern and Western Divine Courts are quite curious about you. Everyone is greeting you on Twitter and wants to befriend you."
Just as he was about to leave, Heavenly Emperor Yu Siang suddenly turned his head and said this to Empress Shangguan Linglang.
"What is Twitter?" the Empress inquired, puzzled.
"Linda, Twitter is a foreign communication tool that's convenient for chatting and making friends. Actually, our own country has chat software too, so we don't necessarily need those foreign contraptions. Why don't you just open a QQ Penguin account? We're from this country; we should promote our own inventions," said Shangguan's boy Shangguan Zifeng. He first explained to the clueless Empress what Twitter was, then immediately shifted his stance, strongly urging her to use the national chat miracle—Penguin QQ.
