It was the third day of the cruise, and Starlight Glimmer was starting to question how the prince is able to find this place relaxing.
"Your Highness, It has been so long since you attended one of our parties," One of the many richer ponies on the cruise apparently spotted Blueblood sometime during the second day, and now he's been hounded by stuck-up nobles the entire day.
Starlight asked if they should do something, but Blueblood told her, "Nah, these asslickers just want a piece of a crumb of my attention, just so they can go to their other rich friends and say 'Hey, did you know, Prince Blueblood actually gave me a moment of time from his busy day, which makes me much more important than all of you' and then they all start sucking each other off with their words, there's no sincerity in there, They're disgusting dolphins,"
And when Starlight asked why he decided to call them Dolphins, Blueblood descended into a rant about how Dolphins act in nature.
Suffice it to say, Starlight Glimmer now had to choose a different creature to be her favorite Animal.
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"There it is... The Pearl of the Equestrian Coast. This baby is a state-of-the-art gem worth more than your entire village, and tonight, it's going to be ours..."
Sailing in the shadows behind the Equestrian Cruise Ship, a wooden Junk followed hidden, using the faulty construction of the ship as a shield from the sight of the passengers, they could almost reach out a leg and touch the other ship they were so close.
Close enough that they managed to construct a makeshift poll onto the side of the Cruise Ship to act as an anchor poll, dragging their smaller ship behind it while they waited for their time to strike.
"Why are we doing this again?" One of the creatures on the smaller ship asked, scratching the mane of titanium blue hair that wrapped from his scalp to his chin.
"The Captain already told us ten hundred times, fool, We steal the ship and hold it for ransom, the Equestrians will pay a wing and a leg to get just one passenger back, but an entire ship? We can squeeze their coffers as much as we want!" Another creature explained in a deep voice, scratching its chin with a smile.
"It's not ten hundred, dumbass, it's one hundred or ten thousand, ten hundred isn't a number!" The previous creature replied.
"Why you-"
"SILENCE!!!" A loud and commanding voice echoed around the small deck of the Junk, causing all available eyes to turn and watch as the captain walked up from below the deck, a small Capuchin sat on his shoulder, one hand holding onto the blood-red branch-looking horn extending from the top of the captain's head.
"Your shouting will alert all of Equestria to our location!" The captain said forcefully, his crimson mane swaying in the salty air of the afternoon sea as he glared down at his crewmates.
"Sorry, Captain!" The second largest member of the crew quickly bowed in apology to his Leader, because even his larger-than-normal size was nothing when compared to the full might of his Captain.
He once saw him dispatch an entire tribe on his own, fighting not only all the warriors but their Royal leader too! He was even present when his boss ascended into his current form! It was a testament from the very world that his captain was born to be a leader!
Hehe! Those weak ponies on that ship won't know what hit them! The Captain will take their ship and all the treasures he may find! Because he was chosen by the universe itself to lead!
That is correct! It was time that these cowardly ponies met a real threat to their lives of sheltered Harmony!
And who better then teach them this lesson in humility than the strongest pirate captain of the flaming coast! The Blood-Soaked Butcher of The Swan Islands! The Crimson Captain of the Cerulean Cliff!
Captain Blake!
The one who is considered by the Elders of the Raining Sun to be one of the five strongest members of their species!
His Captain will surely prove them wrong! He is not just one of the five, No! He is THE STRONGEST!!!
THE STRONGEST KIRIN IN THE WORLD- cough cough... owww... I got a bit too excited narrating it, my throat got dry... Hehe, whoops.